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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Here lies doobie
Never succeeded

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I just hope he keeps posting updates on the Facebook

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

doob just plow tasha's oval office so she pushes out some steel-jawed crotch spawn 9 months later

then you'll have some proof that you're good at something in life





badfroggers 4 lyfe

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Six word Doobie stories:

Gallon hot sauce jugs, never sold

No combos because of bad froggers

Tasha and I hate the gays

ice cold Coke in the bottle

my food supplier plum give out

gently caress this, gonna fix my truck

operating hours are subject to change

hamburger steak on Fridays only

too stupid to run a diner

resell stale donuts, call it breakfast

funeral home owner kicked me out

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

donkey salami posted:

Doobius terminus

lmao

CrashCat posted:

the franchising thing was probably from one of the fake twitters, but it's so long ago i can't be bothered to try and dig up which is which

With Saddness Son Im so sorry

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/558763127773220869

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

With doobie gone, we can finally seek out the mental support mods felt we desperately needed.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009

A Neurotic Jew posted:

all joking aside Doobie is a piece of poo poo and I'm glad his retarded hot-dog shelter is going to be paved into the dirt.
RIP
he never melted the cheese

Hello Meow fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jan 23, 2016

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

R.I.P. Doghouse.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


that's an awful lot of cups for drinks that come IN THE BOTTLE

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
RIP Doobie. You really hated those gays, and, you'll always have that to fall back on in the hard times ahead. God bless.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

shame on an IGA posted:

I went to go do this and holy gently caress the man lives in swastika town



Looking at this I feel like I kinda get the enthusiasm people had for the possibility of Doobie's succeeding. For God's sake, the next town over is called loving Coal Fire. And then the pictures. This place seems like a pocket of human misery.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
slim pickens

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Heath posted:

Looking at this I feel like I kinda get the enthusiasm people had for the possibility of Doobie's succeeding. For God's sake, the next town over is called loving Coal Fire. And then the pictures. This place seems like a pocket of human misery.

I did not give a single rolling poo poo about Doobie until I saw that first menu, at which point he won my heart forever, topography be damned

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
LOL I never noticed the next town over is called coal fire. Holy poo poo.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Microwaves Mom posted:

LOL I never noticed the next town over is called coal fire. Holy poo poo.

it's like a mad max town name.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

it's like a mad max town name.

dude have you taken a google street view through Reform, Alabama

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

like even look at the word "Alabama" and know that no one who had any agency whatsoever would change it to something with fewer vowels

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Tokamak posted:

that's an awful lot of cups for drinks that come IN THE BOTTLE

It's for the 50 cent cups of ice.


CrashCat posted:

the franchising thing was probably from one of the fake twitters

Have you ever NOT posted something that is wrong?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pastry of the Year posted:

I did not give a single rolling poo poo about Doobie until I saw that first menu, at which point he won my heart forever, topography be damned

it's hosed up but for once I wish Doobie had somehow managed to actually succeed in spite of himself rather than do exactly what was expected of him by any rational observer (that is, fail.) the place made it two years or close to it somehow, in spite of Doobie's astounding incompetence. So he must have had at least some income there for a while. And he somehow had the money to buy or rent that garage a block over or whatever. I feel like most predictions were that Doobie would fail within the year but he succeeded in that respect I guess. I kind of admire his dumb enthusiasm even if it fizzled out quickly.

This whole saga has been bizarre as hell and if SoundMonkey is reading this thread as I suspect he is I am genuinely curious how he weighs in on this turn of events

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Kurtofan posted:

it's like a mad max town name.

they got bullet town to the south.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

it's like a mad max town name.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


help! the mods were right, i cant loving stop thikning of doobies dog house..... my mental health is gouing down the toilet!!!! all these rampant unchecked doobie threads, if only the mods were more concerned about our mental health!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

needs an iron / steel jaw.

E:

"DONT GET ADDICTED TO COKE!"

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

That's a lot of condiments he needs to get gone

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

George Zimmer posted:

Do people really still care about this goddamn inbred

I will always love and respect Doobie

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Can some one repost the menu please?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Doobie's Dog House will never die as long as it lives in our memories. god bless

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

bah I can't find the pic of his original menu on his Facebook and I'm too lazy to look at archives. It's the best one

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

Pastry of the Year posted:

dude have you taken a google street view through Reform, Alabama



I'm the stop sign on a pile of bricks in the middle of the road

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Halah posted:



I'm the stop sign on a pile of bricks in the middle of the road

Man, I used to live in Vallejo and this is even worse.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Halah posted:



I'm the stop sign on a pile of bricks in the middle of the road

Everyone on that street seems to have a better car than me lol

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

BONGHITZ posted:

Can some one repost the menu please?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

Can some one repost the menu please?

I can't believe how many revisions there are to it.

















I don't even know if this is all of them lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

I can't believe how many revisions there are to it.

















I don't even know if this is all of them lol

I dont think it is all of them that said, holy poo poo. He probably as as many menus as there are people in reform.

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Think about that for a second.

Double meat
chili
cheese
slaw
ketchup
mayo
mustard

:zombie:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Microwaves Mom posted:

LOL I never noticed the next town over is called coal fire. Holy poo poo.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

I dont think it is all of them that said, holy poo poo. He probably as as many menus as there are people in reform.

Actually you are correct, it's not all of them because at the very least, it's missing the one where it said something like "chicken tenders 3 for $3.00, 6 for $6.00; each additional chicken tender $1.00" or something hilarious like that.


Fixed.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

Actually you are correct, it's not all of them because at the very least, it's missing the one where it said something like "chicken tenders 3 for $3.00, 6 for $6.00; each additional chicken tender $1.00" or something hilarious like that.


Fixed.

lol gotta get that family size price break of 0 cents.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Seriusly has anyone phone called the doobstand

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