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Microwaves Mom posted:LOL I never noticed the next town over is called coal fire. Holy poo poo. Coal fire, you've got everything but coal fire You will be my rest and peace, child I moved up to take a place Near you
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"Hey Virgil, what ya'll wanna call this town here of ours to attract the kind of people we want our kin association' and procreation' with?" "Mmmmm I reckon Coal Fire ought to do it. That oughta bring in them smart fellers and pretty lasses. That or, Lynch Town"
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Melmac posted:I can't believe how many revisions there are to it. I was scrolling through wondering where the classic was, but you saved the best till last 
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Microwaves Mom posted:"Hey Virgil, what ya'll wanna call this town here of ours to attract the kind of people we want our kin association' and procreation' with?" Next stop: Purgeville and Niggardly.
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Jan 23, 2016 14:25
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I always assumed the Famous Frito Pie was some sort of disgusting pot pie, I'm crushed to find out it was just chili on some fritos
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Jan 23, 2016 14:27
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Alan Smithee posted:Seriusly has anyone phone called the doobstand i would assume that the line is always busy when tasha is around.
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Jan 23, 2016 14:28
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Also check out how the prices get higher and higher as the menus look more practiced (I can't really say professional). Sure sign of a thriving business that. $8 for a loving BLT c'mon Doobs.
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Jan 23, 2016 14:29
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RIP mentally challenged hot dog man, may flights of angels carry thee to they rest.
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Jan 23, 2016 14:41
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A retrospective:  
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Jan 23, 2016 14:52
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This man had a dream. To start a lovely hot dog joint. He did it. All good things must come to an end. RIP to the Dog House.
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Jan 23, 2016 14:53
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How did Doob go from GBS superstar to a pariah? What happened 
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Tony Homo posted:How did Doob go from GBS superstar to a pariah? What happened His sudden turnaround on the frog dog upset a whole lot of people.
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Tony Homo posted:How did Doob go from GBS superstar to a pariah? What happened He was never a superstar, it only seemed that way because all dissent in the hugbox was repressed.
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SaltLick posted:His sudden turnaround on the frog dog upset a whole lot of people. doobie is everything that was wrong with gbs. a mod approval = kiss of death
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An old classic: quote:notZaar posted: Closed for illness:  Literally a comedic scene in "My Cousin Vinny":  Musta been them pinto beans  Where are they now??   
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Jan 23, 2016 15:21
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i dont know about health regulations is alambama, but shouldn't the kitchen area be separated. or since this is alabama, segregated?
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 oobie's og housalso bradzilla posted:I think SoundMonkey should be banned just to close out this Doob saga
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Melmac posted:I can't believe how many revisions there are to it. im fuckin tearin up man thats itds doob youve made a grown man cry
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Melmac posted:A retrospective:
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Cromulent posted:This can't be posted without the accompanying photo of Doobie's attempt at hotdog/mustard art. oh ok.. thanks...
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
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Keg posted:We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Heil Hotdog
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To what an extent the whole existence of this people is based on a continuous lie is shown incomparably by the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, so infinitely hated by the Jews. They are based on a forgery, the Frankfurter Zeitung moans and screams once every week: the best proof that they are authentic … For once this book has become the common property of a people, the Jewish menace may be considered as broken.
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Cromulent posted:This can't be posted without the accompanying photo of Doobie's attempt at hotdog/mustard art. 
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Norm crooks his finger, smiles. “Would you like to see the New Yankee Workshop? It’s in the basement.” “Maybe,” you say, apprehensive, yet curious. “I’d love to lay out your beautiful built-in china cabinet.” He bites his lip, anxious for your approval. You follow him down the stairs. He stops by the workbench and invites you to sit down. “I love these shapely sides, the Shaker pegs,” he says quietly. “Thank you.” He’s jumped to flattery so quickly. You both hope and don’t hope that he keeps going. “A handcrafted marvel,” he says, caressing the plate rack. “I’d love to hand plane this, give it a really smooth finish.” “You do such delicate work,” you say. “I’ve heard things.” “You have?” He lowers his head, bashful. “Well, the details make it special. I mean, your drawers, for example. Look at your box, your sliders, your decorative moldings.” “Mmm,” you murmur, approving. “I’m not sure yet. I need some time.” “I can mount it with a French cleat,” he says quickly. “I also have a sash saw, a scroll saw, a coping saw. I even have a Japanese pole saw.” “Norm, slow down.” He picks up a biscuit joiner. “We could join our biscuits,” he says. “Your biscuits to my biscuits.” This isn’t what you’d had in mind. You’d hoped to run into Tommy. “I better go.” On your way out, Kevin stops you. “Hey!” he says. “Great to see you! How about this masonry work?! You like the bluestone?!” “I’m kinda late for something.” “Did you see this stud finder?” he shouts after you. “I found all the studs hiding in the walls. I can show you where they are!” “I’m good, thanks!” you call over your shoulder, pushing out the door. “Okay! Maybe later!” But halfway down the block, you hear him running after you. Irritated, you raise your chin and peer at him through your glasses. “Yes?” “Tommy’s in the attic,” he says, out of breath. “He said he wants to talk to you about the brick. Something about a bump out?” “I’ll be right there,” you say, trying to sound calm. “Careful with the weep hole!” he yells pitifully, but you are already running, running to the attic. Tommy’s there, crouching with his tape measure. You thought this moment would never come. “This brick wall is bowing,” he explains. “I need to tuck-point all these joints.” “Is that all you called me—” He stands up, snapping the tape. “But I want to go a step further. These walls are bearing too much weight. We need to find a way to share the load.” Could it be true? Emboldened, you speak with sudden confidence. “I want you to put the bolt through,” you say. “Right into the brick, just like the old timers.” “That solves one of our problems,” he says. “But we need to find a way to stiffen it up.” “What do you have in mind?” you ask, embarrassed at how excited you are. “I’d like to slide a beam in,” he says. “That sounds good.” “Unless you want me to put the threaded rod through and inject some epoxy.” “Yes.” You’re surprised to hear that you’re whispering. “I want us to be structurally sound,” he says. “We need the beam, the threaded rod, and the epoxy. Then this will be nice and tight.” “That’s what I want, Tommy. That’s exactly what I want.” “That’s what I’m gonna do.” For the next half hour, you help him slide the beam deep into the pocket. “There’s not a lot of room to maneuver,” he says. “Okay, push it up.” “Don’t let it come out.” “Almost—” “Just a little more.” “That’s one!” you cry. “Okay, time for another.” “Tommy,” you say, sweaty and breathless. “I’m going to shoot a continuous bead of high-temperature silicone sealant around the top edge protruding from the chimney.” “That’s fine, just fine,” he says. “Hey, Tommy!” Kevin calls from the stairs. “Kevin,” he shouts. “I gotta get this one on a jack and I’ll meet you back here in a second!” “Okay, maybe later!” Thankfully, Kevin doesn’t come further up the stairs. “You need to go easy with this old brick,” Tommy says. “I don’t want to take out more than I need to, and I don’t want a section of the wall to fall out.” “All right, slide it out.” Together, you ease the beam out of the hole. “That should do it,” he says, satisfied. Dovetails clenched, you gasp. “That’s quite a load there.” “All in a good day’s work,” he says. “I’m going to sleep well tonight.”
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Microwaves Mom posted:"Hey Virgil, what ya'll wanna call this town here of ours to attract the kind of people we want our kin association' and procreation' with?" quote:History Haha that's like the whole Wikipedia entry for Coal Fire. Fascinating town.
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Thanks Obama
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Business is booming, but why bother staying open and making some more money, knowing that your source of income will be disappearing soon (or maybe not that soon).
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come on out to doobie'c dlqhoure
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Cromulent posted:come on out to doobie'c liquor Pickens is a dry county. No wonder he's closing.
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Couple of things that I'll never get closure on: 1. What did Soundmonkey do when he was preparing for media interviews? 2. Did any truckers get their cheap hot snacks?
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Hahahha isn't this illegal?
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Jan 23, 2016 16:52
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"Yep, good enough" < Doobie about everything ever
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Jan 23, 2016 16:52
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vyst posted:
It's Alabama so no one was going to care.
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vyst posted:
quote:Alabama employers can pay as little as $2.13 an hour, as long as the employee earns enough in tips to add up to the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour. However, if you don't earn at least $5.12 an hour in tips, your employer must pay you the difference.
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vyst posted:
Not if it's the owner. He's talking about Tasha.
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Jan 23, 2016 17:04
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 Thank you Doobie.
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It's one thing to be born in a place and rooted there, but imagine living in Alabama on purpose.
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Some people will say, isn't your making fun of Doobie and his "Dog House" basically classism? Well, yes, and it's great
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Boinks posted:Not if it's the owner. He's talking about Tasha.
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