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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

I don't feel guilty about my bobblehead anymore, at least.

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averox
Feb 28, 2005



:dukedog:
Fun Shoe
All this anime is making me :dong:

http://i.imgur.com/taTsA15.gifv

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


this dlc gets weirder and weirder

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

I've actually thought about getting a PD2 tattoo, but I'm waiting until I can find some kind of logo or recognizable design other than just Dallas' mask.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Shooting Blanks posted:

DV idea: On GO Bank and Goat2, make the weather balloon targetable by cops. Resilient, but force players to defend it or launch a new one.

On any map with a skyhook cage, the pilot's getting shot down. All the bags, raining all over the map, heeheehee. I'd like to do the targeting idea, but the problem is snipers and turrets.

edit: I'll do GO Bank next. Its loud design is mostly done, but needs cleanup and resolution of one major issue. Stealth needs to be heavily reworked and made fun.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jan 22, 2016

LuciferMorningstar
Aug 12, 2012

VIDEO GAME MODIFICATION IS TOTALLY THE SAME THING AS A FEMALE'S BODY AND CLONING SAID MODIFICATION IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS RAPE, GUYS!!!!!!!

plz don't doxx me

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Where's the big golden money sign 2 on his back like some nerdy Yakuza?

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I've actually thought about getting a PD2 tattoo, but I'm waiting until I can find some kind of logo or recognizable design other than just Dallas' mask.

don't.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
the rule of thumb is: if you are considering a video game tattoo

don't

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Having a video game tattoo is a small price to pay to have your picture of it shared by an employee of the development team on Twitter once.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Remember that time we speculated on what Overkill was planning to do with Slaughterhouse at Dreamhack?
https://twitter.com/OVERKILL_TM/status/690834993875128320
https://twitter.com/OVERKILL_TM/status/690842948234264576

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Yay? If they're using one of the classic heists as a tournament job then I guess this is good news for all of them to eventually be deployed.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Crabtree posted:

Yay? If they're using one of the classic heists as a tournament job then I guess this is good news for all of them to eventually be deployed.

I'm pretty sure this has been the plan since they started work on First World Bank. At the very least, they keep putting assets in the game that suggest more classic heists are coming.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
Is the game still crashing or did Overkill fix/attempt to fix what was causing the crashes?

averox
Feb 28, 2005



:dukedog:
Fun Shoe
They think they know what it is and it might be something related to marking and level of detail. More specifically when they cross the boundary where LOD changes.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Dr Cheeto posted:

I'm pretty sure this has been the plan since they started work on First World Bank. At the very least, they keep putting assets in the game that suggest more classic heists are coming.

Well its sure taken its time so its good to see that they're good Tournament fodder, which they are.

And since Goat Simulator added Paramedics and Firefighters, I hope we can see and not kill them to get some bitter firefighter/cop rivalry. "They kill us by the thousands but yet they put out fires that you assholes should have taken care of?"

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Unlike cops, EMS and firefighters are considered real people by the game.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Concordat posted:

Unlike cops, EMS and firefighters are considered real people by the game.

I don't play by the rules, bub

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

bored as poo poo, sitting in the mumble, someone fuckin' shoot some copsssssss

I haven't gotten to play this loving game since November

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Concordat posted:

Unlike cops, EMS and firefighters are considered real people by the game.

FTFY. FTP. A badge don't make em not a loving gang, or the people they work for not mobsters.

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!

Concordat posted:

Unlike cops, EMS and firefighters are considered real people by the game.

These are the first civs that I will chastise my fellow heisters for shooting.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

chairface posted:

FTFY. FTP. A badge don't make em not a loving gang, or the people they work for not mobsters.

Let's not turn the endgame D&D cop thread into the current D&D cop thread

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Geight posted:

These are the first civs that I will chastise my fellow heisters for shooting.

how do you know regular civs aren't EMS or firefighters on their day off

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Dr Cheeto posted:

Let's not turn the endgame D&D cop thread into the current D&D cop thread

True story, my original name on War Thunder was "cop_killa" until a pig reported it as hurting his wittle feelings too loving bad.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

chairface posted:

True story, my original name on War Thunder was "cop_killa" until a pig reported it as hurting his wittle feelings too loving bad.

No matter what you shitpost, I don't believe you

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!

John Murdoch posted:

how do you know regular civs aren't EMS or firefighters on their day off

Listen buddy I'm already tying six civs a heist, what more can I do :negative:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Geight posted:

Listen buddy I'm already tying six civs a heist, what more can I do :negative:

Graduate to magazine-fed zipties.

isndl
May 2, 2012
I WON A CONTEST IN TG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CUSTOM TITLE

FAUXTON posted:

Graduate to magazine-fed zipties.

Why not canister-fed? You get to tie more civilians when it's set to 'rare'.

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


So anyone know when this is going to be updated so it doesn't crash every half hour?

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!

FAUXTON posted:

Graduate to magazine-fed zipties.

I wish the game had a compelling reason for this to not be the correct answer, but it doesn't.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Told a friend to install the NATO mod, and he made this gem



I mean, it's no Jacket's Piece abomination, but this is also funny

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

isndl posted:

Why not canister-fed? You get to tie more civilians when it's set to 'rare'.

Canister fed works too, just not as quietly.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

chairface posted:

FTFY. FTP. A badge don't make em not a loving gang, or the people they work for not mobsters.

What, have you never seen Reservoir Dogs?

BillmasterCozb posted:

Told a friend to install the NATO mod, and he made this gem



I mean, it's no Jacket's Piece abomination, but this is also funny


I need more triggers on my revolver.


I need more sights on my pistol.


I need more barrels on my volley gun.


I need more suppressor on my fart gun.


I need more... uh...

Concordat fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jan 24, 2016

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Concordat posted:


I need more barrels on my volley gun.

I want it I need it

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

FAUXTON posted:

I don't play by the rules, bub

chairface posted:

FTFY. FTP. A badge don't make em not a loving gang, or the people they work for not mobsters.
why is the pd2 thread actually decent today

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Concordat posted:


I need more... uh...

More foregrips for stability. And to look more tacticool.

In pub adventures: a cloaker followed this guy up the zipline, somehow? :iiam: One of the few times I wish I had setup Shadowplay.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



BillmasterCozb posted:

Told a friend to install the NATO mod, and he made this gem



I mean, it's no Jacket's Piece abomination, but this is also funny

Leave out the lever gun part and this exists.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


http://wreg.com/2016/01/22/two-cheese-heists-occur-in-two-weeks-worth-160000/

posting just to elicit good cheese puns

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
$70,000 of cheese?! That's a gouda payday.

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dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
That's going straight into their Swiss bank accounts.

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