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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

right now i'm smashing some smoked oysters on saltines with mustard

am i allowed to post in here?

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



cram me sideways posted:

... and other famous words uttered in a vain attempt to get gf to slob your knob.

If you don't like the bone, you've got no business enjoying my dine :colbert:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Fonzarelli posted:

right now i'm smashing some smoked oysters on saltines with mustard

am i allowed to post in here?

only if you're famous

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Fonzarelli posted:

right now i'm smashing some smoked oysters on saltines with mustard

am i allowed to post in here?

welcome

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

anchovies and pepperoni is my favorite pizza, but it makes it hard to have pizza and friends at the same time

also its basically the nutritional equivalent of pouring a can of morton's salt down your throat

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

OMGVBFLOL posted:

anchovies and pepperoni is my favorite pizza, but it makes it hard to have pizza and friends at the same time

also its basically the nutritional equivalent of pouring a can of morton's salt down your throat

i thought i was the only one

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Snowmageddon failed to materialize here,so I headed over to the folks to share some 'dines with dad for lunch.

Was not prepared for how... Tuna-esque the Crown Prince ones tasted. I wish they were smaller, but with no skin or bones it was easy to get chunks that fit on the Triscuits. I did need a drop or two of hot sauce because 'dine on cracker was just too bland for me.

My biggest self-discovery is that I just don't like room temperature fish. Holding off on opening the KO's until I decide what recipe I want to use them with.

Every burp now tastes like sardines. Gonna need to get more.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I'm trying to "get" anchovies on pizza but it still isn't working for me. I love cooking with anchovies, but using it as a topping hasn't been as enjoyable as I liked. I made my own pizza at home with anchovies as well as ordered a calzone when I was out with them. However, in both instances, getting a bite of anchovy was like biting into a pile of salt and it was really off-putting. Is there something I'm doing wrong?

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
My favorite thing about this thread is that it hardly moves during weekdays, but evenings and weekends it's hopping. Truly the dadliest thread of them all.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Male Tears posted:

Is there something I'm doing wrong?

soak the fuckers in vinegar for a few hours first

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Eating fisherman's eggs RIGHT NOW. After reading mouth-full-of-sardines for an hour last night, I wish I had some aged 'dines.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


so loving future posted:

Eating fisherman's eggs RIGHT NOW. After reading mouth-full-of-sardines for an hour last night, I wish I had some aged 'dines.

trip report: one egg overcooked, other one okay

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thump! posted:

But the slimy skin is the best part :confused:

False

The bones are the best

Picked up some TJ harissa deen today, gonna eat them and watch footbawww tomorrow. Dad life

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Sizone posted:

soak the fuckers in vinegar for a few hours first

oh god yes

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

doctorfrog posted:

oh god yes

here's some more vinegary prodad for you:

get a jar of mezzetta garlic and dill peperoncinis, eat the peperoncinis, you will be left with peperoncini and dill garlic cloves in the bottom of the jar. eat those, with dines

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Since there's occasional hot sauce chat here, has anyone had Lingham's?

I got a bottle for free - well, my folks did and then gave it to me because they are unadventurous - and I've never heard of it.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Sizone posted:

here's some more vinegary prodad for you:

get a jar of mezzetta garlic and dill peperoncinis, eat the peperoncinis, you will be left with peperoncini and dill garlic cloves in the bottom of the jar. eat those, with dines

also you use the brine to pickle eggs

Literally
Jul 2, 2009

Cthulu Carl posted:

Since there's occasional hot sauce chat here, has anyone had Lingham's?

I got a bottle for free - well, my folks did and then gave it to me because they are unadventurous - and I've never heard of it.

A place I worked at used to use it as marinade for shrimp. I recall it being decently spicy and very sweet. Works well with things like spring rolls and grilled fish.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
Made the 500 degrees fisherman eggs with yellow onion and these 'spanish style' KOs.


Super good! Thanks thread.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Had some Wild Planet sardines in extra virgin olive oil for lunch today on saltines with sriracha sauce. Pretty good, would consider getting again.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Literally posted:

A place I worked at used to use it as marinade for shrimp. I recall it being decently spicy and very sweet. Works well with things like spring rolls and grilled fish.

Yeah, I just tried it - on cheesey soft pretzels - and that poo poo is like... Spicy sweet & sour sauce. Gonna be finding more poo poo to slap it on.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010

Fintilgin posted:

Made the 500 degrees fisherman eggs with yellow onion and these 'spanish style' KOs.


Super good! Thanks thread.

I have yet to see this and want it. I have had KO in Olive Oil with Hot Jalapeno Peppers and it was quite tasty.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Radio Nowhere posted:

I have yet to see this and want it. I have had KO in Olive Oil with Hot Jalapeno Peppers and it was quite tasty.

Pretty frustrated that every place around here carries KO Mediterranean, but nobody carries cracked pepper or jalapeno. Ordering them off Amazon is mad expensive.

Found the 'spanish style' at Ocean State Job Lots of all places. Might have to go back and stock up, because I assume they're some sort of randomly stocked thing.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I started reading this thread after it was linked in the anti food porn thread. I have never 'dined, but always like reading about foodstuffs, especially ones I haven't tried.

Then I remembered, "wait, don't I have a can of sardines in the cupboard? Or is that anchovies?" I often have odd items in the pantry that I either got from my food bank days, or bought while wasted on payday at the 24 hour Harris Teeter. :iiam: Either way, I indeed had a can of Chicken of the Sea smoked dines in oil hanging out there in the back with the "I'll use this SOME day" items. gently caress, let's do this.

I didn't have any good crackers, so I made two slices of toast, cut into triangle points. Each point had a different condiment (various hot sauces, mustards, horseradish, etc, and couple plain ones for a control group).

Result? All of them were delicious. If sea chix is bottom tier dine, payday can't come soon enough so I can get some KOs. Holy poo poo, dines, where have you been all my life?

Thank you, thread. (also, gently caress you thread, bc i don't get paid until friday and i only have $10 to my name until then, and drat i want some more sardines now)

JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 25, 2016

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
I can't do it yet but I'm trying so hard to eat these god drat little fish.

I got some KO kippered herring and cracked it open the other day. The smell wasn't "bad" but it still set my stomach in a knot. I ate a couple flakes of the fish and even though I liked the taste I had a hard time getting the next part to my mouth. Then I noticed the shiny silver side on a piece of herring and I literally retched even though I know it's not bad, and I like/eat salmon all the time including the skin and I know that silvery color isn't even skin. I couldn't eat any more.

I want to trade stomachs with someone, mine is defective. I'm going to eat delicious sustainable protein sardine if it kills me :mad: 2016 is my year to sardine or sardie

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Yo, imma blob posted:

I can't do it yet but I'm trying so hard to eat these god drat little fish.

I got some KO kippered herring and cracked it open the other day. The smell wasn't "bad" but it still set my stomach in a knot. I ate a couple flakes of the fish and even though I liked the taste I had a hard time getting the next part to my mouth. Then I noticed the shiny silver side on a piece of herring and I literally retched even though I know it's not bad, and I like/eat salmon all the time including the skin and I know that silvery color isn't even skin. I couldn't eat any more.

I want to trade stomachs with someone, mine is defective. I'm going to eat delicious sustainable protein sardine if it kills me :mad: 2016 is my year to sardine or sardie

Kipper snacks usually are somewhat more "fishy" smelling than good-quality oil-packed sardines. If you bought kippers thinking they'd be "easier," nah. I just threw out a big expensive can of german kippered herring because it made me want to barf. I can eat sardines all day though.

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
drat, that's a good tip. I'll grab a can of regular old sardines next time I'm at the store.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Yo, imma blob posted:

drat, that's a good tip. I'll grab a can of regular old sardines next time I'm at the store.

if you're having trouble with the look of them, just mash the dines up good and proper with a fork and then spread them on some toast or crackers or something

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Yo, imma blob posted:

I want to trade stomachs with someone, mine is defective. I'm going to eat delicious sustainable protein sardine if it kills me :mad: 2016 is my year to sardine or sardie

Make fishermans eggs with it or put on avocado toast. Cooked is a different experience.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sardines and eggs. Protein farts AHOY!

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also deen burps all day

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

marauderthirty posted:

Also deen burps all day

Burp them into your supervisors face. Everybody wins!

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool

Atticus_1354 posted:

Make fishermans eggs with it or put on avocado toast. Cooked is a different experience.

I will gently caress an avocado right up. Gonna do this

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Tiny tots trip report @ winco, $2.07 winco everyday price:

A++ would 'dine again. Sambal recommended. Significantly better than standard wild planet olive oil and lemon.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Bardeh posted:

if you're having trouble with the look of them, just mash the dines up good and proper with a fork and then spread them on some toast or crackers or something

This is good advice. Years of tom & jerry cartoons made me think I'd be presented with a stuffed tin of whole fish balefully staring at me, while I keep aquariums as a hobby (still feel funny eating tilapia knowing it's what my pet Jack Dempsey probably tastes like). That's why I was so happy to tuck in when I finally pried the lid off and was all "oh! they have no heads!" Smush em and it ain't nothin' but a delicious fish mash.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
had to get an emergency can of chicken of the sea in hot sauce. it says on the can "the best sardines", whelp, at least that's settled.

e: man, what a mediocre can of dines. loose, light texture, oddly slimey, weird undine like bitter aftertaste. washed down with rex goliath chardonay, not my most sterling of dad moments.

Sizone fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 25, 2016

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
So I made Fisherman's Eggs for the first time since the great 375 vs. 500 degree debate. And, well, at 500 degrees there really is no contest. The sardines ended up crispy-fried in their own oil and the egg cooked perfectly with a nice runny yolk. For those of you who have some, I recommend mixing in a dash of black chinese vinegar to the cooked dines (before you add the eggs) -it adds a tangy juicy taste to the whole dish.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

cram me sideways posted:

... and other famous words uttered in a vain attempt to get gf to slob your knob.

Eat the dang boner.

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