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revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

JiimyPopAli posted:

I checked the thread and didn't see anything about this so....

There is talk about quantum computers being available in the near future. What would that do for bitcoin mining?

Nothing because _real_ quantum computing is a looooong time away.

Pretending we had an actual quantum computer, it would basically break bitcoin, and online payments, and basically most other types of encryption/hashing algos.


vvv I don't think the difficulty algorithm would actually support a QC arms race, but I'd be interested to hear that I'm wrong.

revmoo fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jan 22, 2016

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

JiimyPopAli posted:

I checked the thread and didn't see anything about this so....

There is talk about quantum computers being available in the near future. What would that do for bitcoin mining?

Long term; Nothing, because of the built in arms race that is bitcoin mining. It would probably give the few people that have access to it at the start a hilarious advantage if I understand cryptography and super-positional computing properly. Then someone else gets two QuantomCore9000 processors and he has the advantage, so someone else buys ten QuantumCore9000 processors, then someone else....

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

cumshitter posted:

With regular drugs you know people have been doing them for decades, if not thousands of years, and that they're reasonably safe. Even if research chemicals are just a modified form of the same active molecule, there's no reason to do them. You're volunteering to be the canary in the coalmine.

Also wasn't there a story in the drug thread where some guy claimed his hair fell out and his skin became scaly and grayish and he basically turned into Gollum or something after doing research chemicals?
I assume it's a mix of "I'm like Timothy Leary exploring a higher realm of consciousness*" and "I'm not a junkie like those heroin addicts, I take 5-carboxylimide-4q**, which is way safer and not addictive, but I have to order it from this one lab*** in Uzbekistan because it's so cutting edge".

*Read: "Getting high is fun and I want to be high 24/7."

**5-Carboxylimide-4Q is a potent combination opiate, hallucinogen, and dissociative with a 72-hour half-life whose normal dosage is a few milligrams or less.

***The lab mostly produces industrial-grade pesticides, and what they ship is laced with a variable amount of organophosphates.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

cumshitter posted:

Also wasn't there a story in the drug thread where some guy claimed his hair fell out and his skin became scaly and grayish and he basically turned into Gollum or something after doing research chemicals?

I know what you're referring to, I can't remember whether it was a TCC goon or (more likely) someone from Bluelight but I wish I could find it again. IIRC he ordered some designer chemical because he thought the structural formula looked like it ought to get you high or something. As far as he knew, it had never been tested on humans (or any other animal). He shared it with his girlfriend, it gave them a buzz and shut down all the oil glands in their skin. They turned scaly, all their hair fell out, and their palms and heels cracked open. They started to recover after a week or so but his girlfriend was pretty upset because what little hair grew back was patchy and white.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Syd Midnight posted:

I know what you're referring to, I can't remember whether it was a TCC goon or (more likely) someone from Bluelight but I wish I could find it again. IIRC he ordered some designer chemical because he thought the structural formula looked like it ought to get you high or something. As far as he knew, it had never been tested on humans (or any other animal). He shared it with his girlfriend, it gave them a buzz and shut down all the oil glands in their skin. They turned scaly, all their hair fell out, and their palms and heels cracked open. They started to recover after a week or so but his girlfriend was pretty upset because what little hair grew back was patchy and white.

jesus loving christ, like, I love (extremely complex chemical compound used by heavy industrial firm A ) to get high, like heroin is cool for babies I guess

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

There's a 100% chance all these dudes taking Research Chemicals will have their bodies explode into tumours once they hit 50.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




wayne curr posted:

There's a 100% chance all these dudes taking Research Chemicals will have their bodies explode into tumours once they hit 50.

That's research for you.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Gobbeldygook posted:

same vendor:

The current title of TCC's RC megathread is "there's 12 people in the hospital now, can i get a refund".

edit: bonus story

:staredog:

of course, most importantly,

quote:

Still a solid vendor though don't want to dampen his rep.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

wayne curr posted:

There's a 100% chance all these dudes taking Research Chemicals will have their bodies explode into tumours once they hit 50.

Very misleading. Between an old-fashioned overdose, or blood poisoning from not getting a gangrenous limb amputated, or getting caught by a side effect they had no clue would occur, it's a race to see what kills them first. I have to think that the number of people who do research chemicals recreationally and manage to make it to 50 is vanishingly small.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Azathoth posted:

Very misleading. Between an old-fashioned overdose, or blood poisoning from not getting a gangrenous limb amputated, or getting caught by a side effect they had no clue would occur, it's a race to see what kills them first. I have to think that the number of people who do research chemicals recreationally and manage to make it to 50 is vanishingly small.

See? They won't give you cancer after all!

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
by the way, I've used chinese research chemicals but for actual research in china and even then it turned out what was in the bottle differed from what was written on the bottle, and that was garden variety ethanol of all things

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm so confused as to why exactly people would take mystery chemicals instead of just drinking beer and loving :confused:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I prefer junkies that don't think they're Walter White.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I am the one who cucks.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Professor Shark posted:

I'm so confused as to why exactly people would take mystery chemicals instead of just drinking beer and loving :confused:

lolbertarian stoned hipsters

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

I'm so confused as to why exactly people would take mystery chemicals instead of just drinking beer and loving :confused:

"I joined the army and still want to smoke weed" is a pretty popular one.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Professor Shark posted:

I'm so confused as to why exactly people would take mystery chemicals instead of just drinking beer and loving :confused:

It's even funnier when you Meet these guys in blue states where social programs will straight up give you free meth pipes and 2/3 of the weed stores have loving loyalty rewards.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Professor Shark posted:

I'm so confused as to why exactly people would take mystery chemicals instead of just drinking beer and loving :confused:

I wonder what it must be like, going thru life just constantly trying to get hosed up.
A while ago I got a really bad cold so went to a doctor. He prescribed some big-rear end bottle of unadulterated codeine syrup to stop me coughing at night so I could sleep.
At no point did I even consider chugging the thing, and actually only needed 1/3 the bottle so I had like a whole gram of codeine phosphate chilling out in the back of my fridge (until it expired and I binned it).

naem
May 29, 2011

I can't even handle DayQuil liqucaps®®™®©

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If someone told me they take random chemicals for fun I would just assume they wanted to kill themselves and just didn't have the ability to admit it to themselves

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

SumYungGui posted:

Long term; Nothing, because of the built in arms race that is bitcoin mining. It would probably give the few people that have access to it at the start a hilarious advantage if I understand cryptography and super-positional computing properly. Then someone else gets two QuantomCore9000 processors and he has the advantage, so someone else buys ten QuantumCore9000 processors, then someone else....

That's true with regard to bitcoin mining, but quantum computing would also fundamentally break bitcoin. You'd be pretty easily able to compute a private key from any public key, so you'd be able to take whatever bitcoins from any wallet you wanted. People have been thinking of ways to counteract these private-public key vulnerabilities for awhile, but bitcoin is currently still vulnerable to such a thing.

But that would require actually having a quantum computer large enough to accomplish this. And it would require using that quantum computer to steal bitcoins instead of using it in countless other, more productive ways.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

cumshitter posted:

I'm pretty sure a South American poster named Magrov poked a few holes in the Brazil story. One of them being that the locations the writer mentions can't be easily reached since the area is one giant forest.

Also brasilians wouldn't let a foreign man sleep with their daughter, small house or no

Also no matter how hot it is, they don't go naked to bed together

Also the whole "yeah there was an officer who knew what Bitcoin was" years ago in a Podunk part of Brazil

Sounds like a first worlder making up a story about his amazing trip to the jungles, saved of course by Bitcoin

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

actually it's good/funny

I only started but I think I'm doing well. Check out my achievements.

Not Yet Accomplished:
Captain of Industry
Create your own financial empire
I Am The One Percent
Make a million U.S. dollars
Pillar Of The Community
Make a positive contribution to society

Accomplished:
Twenty-One Links Of Blockchain Around My Leg
Went into debt
Going Down Down
Tried to mine a bitcoin without success

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015
Brazil.txt reads to me like this guy writing his own pedo wish-fulfillment porn about banging a 15 yo Brazilian girl. He just changed the "climax" of the story because he was worried about the mods pulling a straight CP story (good job with that buddy, it's perfectly okay now) and tacked on some poo poo about Buttcoins on the end so he'd have a excuse to post it.

Redditor (this did come from Reddit right?) wants to bang underage girls. Sunrise, sunset.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

wayne curr posted:

There's a 100% chance all these dudes taking Research Chemicals will have their bodies explode into tumours once they hit 50.

Science rules

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


naem posted:

I can't even handle DayQuil liqucaps®®™®©

:respek:

I take half of a benadryl tablet when my allergies are killing me, and I'm basically a zombie for 18 hours.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Can you imagine if actual corporations decided to get into BC? They would eat Bitcoiners alive.

Why on Earth Bitcoiners think that anyone with real power would be willing to allow a bunch of disconnected early adopters to be the Elite has never made sense to me.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Can you imagine if actual corporations decided to get into BC? They would eat Bitcoiners alive.

Why on Earth Bitcoiners think that anyone with real power would be willing to allow a bunch of disconnected early adopters to be the Elite has never made sense to me.

Because sad rear end in a top hat buy into the myth that the rich are somehow better, and to be better must mean that you should be rich, and it bugs them to the point of distraction that they aren't. It's the mentality of someone who fumes with envy over some guy driving a supercar that costs most than all of the possessions his extended family owns, yet ignores that the rich ubermensch is driving his Lambo in the dead of winter and is already showing signs of rust.

Cyberventurer
Jul 10, 2005
Yummy.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


the best part is the blueberries

everyone always misses the blueberries

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Excelzior posted:

the best part is the blueberries

everyone always misses the blueberries
are those raspberries just to the right of the blueberries?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I'm seeing them for the first time and it's like finally seeing a magic eye puzzle.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Can you imagine if actual corporations decided to get into BC? They would eat Bitcoiners alive.

Why on Earth Bitcoiners think that anyone with real power would be willing to allow a bunch of disconnected early adopters to be the Elite has never made sense to me.

The confusing part to me is just how easy it is to make a copy cat. Why would any major business/country give complete control to a bunch of idiots? A country would just make butt coin v2 with them being the early adopter.

They truly believe that the people will raise against their countries to say "no we want these pedo loving smelly brain damaged nerds to be our new overlords!"

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Azathoth posted:

Very misleading. Between an old-fashioned overdose, or blood poisoning from not getting a gangrenous limb amputated, or getting caught by a side effect they had no clue would occur, it's a race to see what kills them first. I have to think that the number of people who do research chemicals recreationally and manage to make it to 50 is vanishingly small.

these people are doing gods work. once some researchers finally come around to testing all these new chemical compounds in the lab, they will already know what's safe for lab rats and mice and what to avoid all together.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
has anyone made the joke shitcoin yet

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

thathonkey posted:

has anyone made the joke shitcoin yet

no, but somebody made a groincoin joke.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


waitwhatno posted:

no, but somebody made a groincoin joke.

Buttcoin rolls off the tongue way better.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
bitcoin? more like shitcoin!

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Shwqa posted:

The confusing part to me is just how easy it is to make a copy cat. Why would any major business/country give complete control to a bunch of idiots? A country would just make butt coin v2 with them being the early adopter.

They truly believe that the people will raise against their countries to say "no we want these pedo loving smelly brain damaged nerds to be our new overlords!"

You're still giving them too much credit. A business or a country has no reason to use a bitcoin-like system. All of the potentially desirable qualities of such a system (cryptographically-secure electronic payments, distributed accounting) exist in other forms without the downside of having to burn enough electricity to power a small country in order to run it. A commonly found thing in the YOSPOS thread is that a lot of idiot bitcoiners on reddit think that Satoshi invented cryptography and distributed databases, so to them any payment system that uses cryptography is now just a derivative of bitcoin.

A sort of awkward labeling situation has been created where businesses want to appeal to idiot VCs so they'll say that they're adopting blockchain technology when what they really mean is that they're using a distributed database with cryptography to sign transactions, tools that were in use decades before bitcoin ever existed. All of the proof of work bitcoin mining poo poo built on top of a system like this is worthless to a business.

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Ohnonotme
Jul 23, 2007
Yay!

wayne curr posted:

I wonder what it must be like, going thru life just constantly trying to get hosed up.
A while ago I got a really bad cold so went to a doctor. He prescribed some big-rear end bottle of unadulterated codeine syrup to stop me coughing at night so I could sleep.
At no point did I even consider chugging the thing, and actually only needed 1/3 the bottle so I had like a whole gram of codeine phosphate chilling out in the back of my fridge (until it expired and I binned it).

You can still buy a gram of morphine over the counter in most chemists in the UK - with a nice dose of alcohol mixed in. Happily, it settles out so you can just take the liquid "good stuff" from the top, and leave all the chalky shite behind.
http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/kaolin-morphine-mixture/prd-o2d

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