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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i blame the city of atlanta equally

atlanta democrats are blue dogs elsewhere tbh

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

A Man and his dog posted:

What's going on in the service industry thread. Oh someone got fired for:

"I just got sick of him sneaking up behind me and grabbing me before pumping his junk on my rear end.

When I told hi never to do that degrading poo poo again he tried to flip the script on me so I bent him over on the counter in front of everyone. While his face was on the cutting board, I asked him how he liked having rape simulated on him. He didn't like it and so he fired me. Customers were watching along with our entire morning staff."

:stare: :magical:

This is the part you have a problem with, huh

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

how do i get popular and famous on twitter

i dont think there's really a formula

one time my old roommate was followed by a colombian general due to some poo poo he talked about farc or somesuch
that was cool while it lasted

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gravel Gravy posted:

Yup. Metro is shut down, roads are under feet of snow, and there isn't poo poo near me. Kinda poo poo

All the watermanes are starting to break so if the electricity goes tonight or tomorrow the richest counties in the US will be 3rd world soon.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

great

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Venom Snake posted:

All the watermanes are starting to break so if the electricity goes tonight or tomorrow the richest counties in the US will be 3rd world soon.

been there done that

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm probably just real dumb but I think the people making GBS threads a brick over Trump being super hard to beat in the general are retarded.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Venom Snake posted:

All the watermanes are starting to break so if the electricity goes tonight or tomorrow the richest counties in the US will be 3rd world soon.

this makes me really glad that my aunt and uncle had my grandmother move in with them really

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Three feet in the backyard

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Exclamation Marx posted:

he's a blm activist who also loves charter schools

https://twitter.com/slackmistress/status/690231794512166912

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i've quit my job to become a freelancer, graphic design in the short term but in the long term i'm intending to make myself over as a marketing and design "guru" preying on the real estate industry

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
in new jersey

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gravel Gravy posted:

Three feet in the backyard

Here it's snowing faster than you can shovel. I got all the way out to the road and the door already had another 7 inches in front of it :suicide:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
go the snow

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Nobody on 5 Ave would vote for him anyway

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Venom Snake posted:

Here it's snowing faster than you can shovel. I got all the way out to the road and the door already had another 7 inches in front of it :suicide:

how long is your loving driveway

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

Here it's snowing faster than you can shovel. I got all the way out to the road and the door already had another 7 inches in front of it :suicide:

can anyone check, it's probably not even snowing in dc now

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

she wants to break up w me for reasons such as: "dont laugh at the atl snowpocalypse" and "you make fun of the way southerns drive" and "you wont go to my pentacostal church"

so honestly i think this is a good thing b/c the reasons for breaking up are real thin and bad and indicates i just need to shrug and move on

the real reason is youre a misogynist tosser who has never respected her at all

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Soup du Jour posted:

how long is your loving driveway

his door is probably getting snow blasted against it by the wind.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
venom snake's driveway is three miles long, lined with poplars and magnolia bushes all the way down, and ends in a majestic wrought-iron gate that leads straight into the bowels of hell

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/apalmerdc/status/691026795030663168

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Volkerball posted:

his door is probably getting snow blasted against it by the wind.


Soup du Jour posted:

how long is your loving driveway

and snow from the roof to. Like the wind here is nuts.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Soup du Jour posted:

how long is your loving driveway

It's the traditional half mile carriage way to the plantation house.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jagchosis posted:

the real reason is youre a misogynist tosser who has never respected her at all

lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Weird because it has not really snowed here in Chicago at all. i remember a year ago we had a pretty good blizzard but now nothing.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Avshalom posted:

venom snake's driveway is three miles long, lined with poplars and magnolia bushes all the way down, and ends in a majestic wrought-iron gate that leads straight into the bowels of hell

this is the first time you have posted about me, I feel honored.


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

It's the traditional half mile carriage way to the plantation house.

our house in alexandria really isn't that big

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hollismason posted:

Weird because it has not really snowed here in Chicago at all. i remember a year ago we had a pretty good blizzard but now nothing.

knock on wood fucker.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

berke was p solidly justified in banning you from talking about women in steam

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jagchosis posted:

berke was p solidly justified in banning you from talking about women in steam


The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.
wait what

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
https://twitter.com/Barnegat_PD/status/690896445319299073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


:catstare:

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


just his girlfriend

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

i wanted my gf to wear lingerie so im a misogynist

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


not all women

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

minnesota's winter has been depressingly mild this year, only a weekend of subzero temperatures, and just barely enough snow to keep the snowmobile trails open

where's our apocalyptic snowstorm, huh?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

where is this

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


nn you should come back to the chat room

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

are you unfamiliar with nn's problematic history here

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i should drink more wine, probably

that could be a good thing to get into

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Barnegat, New Jersey

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