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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sentenced today. 263 consecutive years.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/21/463867164/former-oklahoma-city-police-officer-sentenced-to-263-years-for-sexual-assaults

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Not guilty on a lot more counts than I expected.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

ded posted:

angelserena?


:science:

Correct~!

Tessa Fowler performs a public service
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/L7dPsYL.gifv
:nws:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Potential BFF posted:

Correct~!

Tessa Fowler performs a public service
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/L7dPsYL.gifv
:nws:

haha after listening all those verdicts against Holtzcalw and watching sexy girl gif made something in my brain feel off.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Sipping beer watching girls work the pole.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ElMaligno posted:

Sipping beer watching girls work the pole.

I want to turn this into a Cardinals joke, but I kind of feel like they've been beaten down enough for one day.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://feministing.com/2016/01/19/what-i-would-have-said-to-you-last-night-had-you-not-cum-and-then-fallen-asleep/

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I feel dumber for having read that.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Stultus Maximus posted:

I feel dumber for having read that.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

This is the laziest rant I've read in a while.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
/


:yikes:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

THANK YOU

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


would cum then fall asleep. :gizz:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mad Dragon posted:

would cum then fall asleep. :gizz:

you could fit your dick in that teeth gap huh

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I read the first sentence then gave up. If I give my girlfriend an orgasm does that make me a feminist?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
lmbo if you actually clicked on that poison link

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

realtalk how much of a trainwreck is the warcraft movie going to be


i cant imagine in my wildest dreams that it will be anything other than the absolute worst possible movie ever

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the trailor i saw looked pretty cringeworthy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It has got to be the worst looking CGI I have seen since Sharktopus

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Pesticide20 posted:

I read the first sentence then gave up. If I give my girlfriend an orgasm does that make me a feminist?

No, because your obsession with orgasm as an achievement to be unlocked otherizes your girlfriend into a pornbot and forces her to either work up an orgasm to satisfy you or to fake one to get you off of her.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

realtalk how much of a trainwreck is the warcraft movie going to be


i cant imagine in my wildest dreams that it will be anything other than the absolute worst possible movie ever

The twist is that its going to be a buddy comedy about 3 virgins trying to get laid before tonights big raid. Will they make it!?!?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
vaguely dehumanizing hetero sex

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

DownByTheWooter posted:

vaguely dehumanizing hetero sex

n4i pls change my name to this.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Helldump Immunity. posted:

n4i pls change my time spent on the computer to this.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

DownByTheWooter posted:

vaguely dehumanizing hetero sex

dehumanize yourself and face to heterosex

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



One of my more aggressively rightwing relatives sends out daily articles from Breibart and other bullshitty sites. He finally found a good one, though.

Not going to link the article because the site doesn't deserve traffic, but apparently there's a massive new mural in Tehran depicting the USMC. It's beautiful.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us, thanks Iran. :3:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

that's pretty loving metal

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
:3:

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
I want to get a print of that and hang it up in my living room.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Arc Light posted:

One of my more aggressively rightwing relatives sends out daily articles from Breibart and other bullshitty sites. He finally found a good one, though.

Not going to link the article because the site doesn't deserve traffic, but apparently there's a massive new mural in Tehran depicting the USMC. It's beautiful.



please post a hq version of this i need a wallpaper tia

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://qzprod.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/iwojima.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1600
1600x1130

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


n4i, please have the admins make that the background image for gip

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



ded posted:

please post a hq version of this i need a wallpaper tia

Highest quality I could find through reverse image search. Not going to timg it, because then you might miss some of its glory. (don't worry, i will :nsa:)



Edit: gently caress, beaten.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jan 26, 2016

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
im this dude just napping with my bro

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'm the Dolphin on your shirt :nsa:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I was hoping the skeleton on the right still had its glasses on, but it's just barbed wire.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
holy poo poo is that hairless robin williams?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
God that is beautiful

That is the single greatest trophy or award I have ever seen

Partially because they don't realize it

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

drat. They even got that Syrian kid that drowned bottom left

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