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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I looked it up, and apparently it's because he had pilonidal cysts, and somewhere along the line his surgeon removed his buttcrack. Or his buttcrack disappeared. I haven't really finished my coffee yet.

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
He's working on having a belly button and a crotch on his back side so that he can fool predators and successfully attract potential mates

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

goose fleet posted:

He's working on having a belly button and a crotch on his back side so that he can fool predators and successfully attract potential mates

?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

cash crab posted:

I looked it up, and apparently it's because he had pilonidal cysts, and somewhere along the line his surgeon removed his buttcrack.

How can you remove that? This is raising more questions!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EmmyOk posted:

How can you remove that? This is raising more questions!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-no-butt-crack-opens-6585724

:shrug: Apparently, you can just sort of... sew it back together?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

cash crab posted:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-no-butt-crack-opens-6585724

:shrug: Apparently, you can just sort of... sew it back together?

News > Weird News > Bums

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cosima posted:

News > Weird News > Bums

Three pages of this sort of stuff, too.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

Three pages of this sort of stuff, too.



The life lesson I'm taking from this image: Don't Butt Block The KFC

timebandit
Mar 22, 2004

Grandmother of Five posted:

i can spot the racist part; that's the censored spelling of the word friend of the family, but what makes them hipsters? is the goon concept of a hipster basically anyone who isn't morbidly obese and appears to be having fun in a social situation?

Yeah these are clearly just high school girls. Probably at some Christian school in Texas or somewhere just as lovely. Good, racist, god fearing children!

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

The Saddest Rhino posted:

actually, anime is good

Isn't there a thread rule where if you defend anime you have to post pictures of yourself being violently raped by tentacles?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

The Relentless posted:

Isn't there a thread rule where if you defend anime you have to post pictures of yourself being violently raped by tentacles?

I'll be the tentacles let's make it happen

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


titties posted:

I'll be the tentacles let's make it happen

Titties always stepping up to the plate!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Seems pretty AUG to me. Apparently the first picture was actually taken in 2007, but what's jarring to me is that the second picture has her in her early twenties, when to me she looks much older. First pic was when she was 16, second was when she was 23. Her husband is pretty goony looking, too.

Firmy Shoyombo
Apr 3, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Obesity wears the body down quickly.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

"Tumblr: before and after"

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Tumblr: not even once.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wasn't that part of a whole article on somewhere goofy like XOJane?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
Yeah. Here's some more:





Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

timebandit posted:

Yeah these are clearly just high school girls. Probably at some Christian school in Texas or somewhere just as lovely. Good, racist, god fearing children!

There's a news story about them on my feed today! Apparently they're in Arizona, it was for a yearbook shoot, and school is going to ~discipline them~.

Oh, and a bunch of people on FB just cannot understand why anyone is making a fuss.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Panfilo posted:

Yeah. Here's some more:


That's just sad, because if you look at her, she could look pretty good very easily. Weight aside, better frames on her glasses, more fashionable clothing and longer hair and she would look way better. It's like she's trying to make herself look as bad as possible.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

goose fleet posted:

"Tumblr: before and after"

Tumblr turns you into Drew Carey?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This woman sucks at dressing herself. She looks like she's two years away from retiring to Florida.

VV: Yeah, typically people don't take their engagement photos themselves with an iPhone.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Master Twig posted:

That's just sad, because if you look at her, she could look pretty good very easily. Weight aside, better frames on her glasses, more fashionable clothing and longer hair and she would look way better. It's like she's trying to make herself look as bad as possible.

I agree. It's like some women want to go out of their way to look like Heidi from the Drew Carrey show. I don't get the appeal of women that get these really short, close haircuts because I find it looks VERY unflattering on a person with a moon face.

Apparently the 'after' in the before/after pic was her engagement photo, which just makes it worse in my opinion. My engagement photos were done to make my wife and I look as flattering as possible, not as goony as possible.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

jeb.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
It's not often that you see people built like a Far Side cartoon character

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Yes, Jeb fits into this thread theme nicely.

Master Twig posted:

That's just sad, because if you look at her, she could look pretty good very easily. Weight aside, better frames on her glasses, more fashionable clothing and longer hair and she would look way better. It's like she's trying to make herself look as bad as possible.

I feel like "making yourself look as bad as possible" really is the current fashion trend. When I see anyone wearing those horrible giant glasses with clear plastic frames I just can't understand why they would want to look like my mom in 1992. Also, you kids get off my lawn, etc.

DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 19:17 on Jan 24, 2016

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:



EDIT: Also, those above-the-crack divots I think are the little gap between the back of your pelvis and tailbone. But I know that people that have had pilonidal cysts removed also divot scar, located in the same area.

Welp, thanks to this comment I have now discovered I am one of the 4% of the population that has a SACRAL DIMPLE! I always wondered what it was, so uh, thanks for that.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Was it this thread we had that spate of terrible fake baby videos in? I can't remember but I think this is probably a good place for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wz_gotmo8

e: I don't think it was this thread so have this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kASouvB51Wo

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
:stonk:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Was it this thread we had that spate of terrible fake baby videos in? I can't remember but I think this is probably a good place for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wz_gotmo8


Okay, I skipped ahead right to the part where she zooms in on the face and I actually shouted. This is the scariest loving thing I've ever seen.

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

cash crab posted:

Wasn't that part of a whole article on somewhere goofy like XOJane?

Jezebel, but close enough.

http://jezebel.com/when-your-fat-pic-goes-viral-as-a-feminist-cautionary-t-1749947791

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

Okay, I skipped ahead right to the part where she zooms in on the face and I actually shouted. This is the scariest loving thing I've ever seen.

I always wonder about women who have those fake babies, this woman has several of them, and a nursery for them also. What happens to peopl to make them go down the FAKE CHILD route? It's quite sad.

I guess having your baby die or something like that could trigger it. I hope the dog eats all her $1000 creepy babies and she can move on with her life.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

cash crab posted:

Okay, I skipped ahead right to the part where she zooms in on the face and I actually shouted. This is the scariest loving thing I've ever seen.

The worst part is when she started poking and pulling at it to show the extent of the damage. Wait, no, the worst part is that she has a loving nursery for fake babies.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Rondette posted:

I hope the dog eats all her $1000 creepy babies and she can move on with her life.

Yes, because individuals who have $1000 creepy babies are capable of dealing with loss and moving on.
She's just gonna get a re-reborn silicon baby. It's rebirths all the way down! Wheeeeee!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Palisader posted:

The worst part is when she started poking and pulling at it to show the extent of the damage. Wait, no, the worst part is that she has a loving nursery for fake babies.

Picking the worst part of this video is like picking your favourite child. Or doll, in her case.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Such Fun posted:

It's rebirths all the way down!

This would be a great thread title for the thread

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

goose fleet posted:

This would be a great thread title for the thread

This one has earned its title. :mad:

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Was it this thread we had that spate of terrible fake baby videos in? I can't remember but I think this is probably a good place for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wz_gotmo8

e: I don't think it was this thread so have this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kASouvB51Wo

Jesus loving christ. This is horror movie material.

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ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Jesus loving christ. This is horror movie material.

Funny that you should mention that. From the same channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8gjkA4rEfM

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