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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Shut up YOUR face. :eng101:


:toughguy: Me and him is gonna whack you in the labanza! :mad:

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
So, uhhh, any billionaires missing their precious childhood teddy bear?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/for/5414037450.html

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I prefer to egg him on.

Hey Daaaaaaaaaad? Has the movie started yet?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Mooseontheloose posted:

I prefer to egg him on.

Hey Daaaaaaaaaad? Has the movie started yet?

Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

So, uhhh, any billionaires missing their precious childhood teddy bear?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/for/5414037450.html



Those are chock-full of... heady goodness!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Señor Lunes no es macho
Es solamente un borracho

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




The National Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from "winter wonderland" to a Class-3 KILLSTORM...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Señor Lunes no es macho
Es solamente un borracho

Yeah you go ahead and do that, honey :rolleyes:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The National Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from "winter wonderland" to a Class-3 KILLSTORM...

The weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The National Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from "winter wonderland" to a Class-3 KILLSTORM...

So your pressure is dropping...

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

Then let's all give the menopause a round of 'menapplause'.

...'Menapplause'? I'm not saying tha-

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

The Nastier Nate posted:

So your pressure is dropping...

Somehow the animals are always the first to know

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Skeesix posted:

Somehow the animals are always the first to know

The cat wants something, but I don't know what

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Then let's all give the menopause a round of 'menapplause'.

...'Menapplause'? I'm not saying tha-

Big game fever is reaching a fever pitch as the fevered rivalry between Springfield U. and Springfield A&M spreads like wild-fever. This is writing?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Big game fever is reaching a fever pitch as the fevered rivalry between Springfield U. and Springfield A&M spreads like wild-fever. This is writing?

What's our source on this? .....a group of drunk college students? :doh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

So your pressure is dropping...

Urge to quote....rising...

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Urge to quote....rising...

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The National Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from "winter wonderland" to a Class-3 KILLSTORM...

You stole my bit! That's my bit... ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

You stole my bit! That's my bit... ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!



Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

You stole my bit! That's my bit... ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!



Luckily, CharlieFoxtrot was an orphan owned by the forums.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Class3KillStorm posted:

You stole my bit! That's my bit... ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!



You've ruined the act! I'm gonna kill you!

He'll do it! I'm not the first IMJack! :ohdear:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



So what? Simpsons Quoting is built on plagiarism! :smug:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So what? Simpsons Quoting is built on plagiarism! :smug:

Huckleberry Hound, Do over Ham, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So what? Simpsons Quoting is built on plagiarism! :smug:

CharlieFoxtrot and I have one thing that can never be broken: a posting career built on a solid foundation of shitposting. :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

CharlieFoxtrot and I have one thing that can never be broken: a posting career built on a solid foundation of shitposting. :smug:

The problem is communication.

Too much communication :smug:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Jerusalem posted:

The problem is communication.

Too much communication :smug:

Oh yeah? Jerusalem, c'mere a minute!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

The problem is communication.

Too much communication :smug:

Jerusalem, is this the way you pictured married life?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

The problem is communication.

Too much communication :smug:

Do you want to be like a real quote thread, or are you just going to squabble and waste time?

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Root Bear thinks he's cock of the walk, well let me tell you: he's cock of nothing!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, is this the way you pictured married life?

Look here's the story. We were abducted by aliens, and while they were distracted anal-probing you....

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jerusalem posted:

Look here's the story. We were abducted by aliens, and while they were distracted anal-probing you....

:sigh:.... What did the aliens look like?...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Toriori posted:

Root Bear thinks he's cock of the walk, well let me tell you: he's cock of nothing!

That Toriori, he thinks he's the pope of chili town. :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

:sigh:.... What did the aliens look like?...

Well it was hard to tell, because they mostly had their backs turned to me while they were busy gang-probing you.....

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Do over Ham posted:

That Toriori, he thinks he's the pope of chili town. :colbert:

You forgot pleasant! :toughguy:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Toriori posted:

You forgot pleasant! :toughguy:

Now buy something or get out!!! :mad:

... Angel. :angel:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jerusalem posted:

Well it was hard to tell, because they mostly had their backs turned to me while they were busy gang-probing you.....

:froggonk: STOP! :barf:

We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us!

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

IMJack posted:

Now buy something or get out!!! :mad:

... Angel. :angel:

it's Agnes! you know it's Agnes! it means lamb! lamb of God!

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