Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Octopode posted:

Limited data--mostly just if a user is banned currently or not, and whether it's a permanent ban or not, along with aggregate data for the same. I'm heading out shortly, but if there's anything specific you're looking for let me know and I'll see if I can do it or not.

Number of permanent banned users might be interesting if you can get it, even better if you could filter on users with more than 50 posts (to cut out the bots/spammers, lazy/obvious trolls). If I'm making a wish list too, can you pull their backer level if they've set it too?

I'd be interested to see how many High Admirals & Space Marshalls etc have been banned.

AP fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 24, 2016

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:05

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:30

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Tippis posted:

Let's do the opposite, because it's hell of a lot easier:
� Not bleeding edge � it may be untested and unstable, but it's actually pretty old, and is more a case of lock-in and over-engineering.
� Design by committee is iffy � it's only one insane guy who constantly changes his mind, but I suppose the community ideas could count.
� Not Peter Principle � no person of any competence is being moved upwards, and the people at the top didn't get there because of what they did at a lower level.

Agreed, plus not cash cow because they haven't put out a product yet. Or analysis paralysis because that implies some design beyond the fever dreams of a human thumb.

Everything else applies

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:07

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Not a cult

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:07

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ghostlight posted:

The free space costs $250

I was thinking that'd be the referral code spot :v:

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:09

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Mirificus posted:

https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/01/31/do-we-all-have-autism/

Star Citizen: DO WE ALL HAVE AUTISM?

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:09

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i am proud of purchasing video game stuff as a grown adult

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:09

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Toops posted:

I'm 100% serious about writing hacks/cheats. Brb drafting kickstarter pledge.

do you take IOU's?

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:11

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wing commander is on syfy HD right now...

Quick! someone watch it cause there's no way I will......

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:13

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Daztek posted:

That made me wikipedia the Ninety-ninety rule which led me to Anti-pattern and well...

How many of these can you attribute to CIG?

100 million dollars of moral hazard

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:13

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Wing commander is on syfy HD right now...

Quick! someone watch it cause there's no way I will......

Let me save you the trouble

It's poo poo.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:13

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Has anyone made CiG bingo cards yet?

It seems someone has.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:15

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Wing commander is on syfy HD right now...

Quick! someone watch it cause there's no way I will......

a while ago i thought it would be entertaining to watch like Mars Attacks. You know, the so campy that it's funny and fun to watch? Wing Commander is just plain bad and poo poo.

it tries so hard to be a serious sci-fi movie and the "comedic" lines the blonde dude spouts are painfully baaaaaaaad.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:16

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Mirificus posted:

Dowlphin has a blog

Oh dear

https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2016/01/09/life-this-is-madness/

https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/01/31/do-we-all-have-autism/

https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/04/08/about-the-comparison-grievance-of-u-s-presidents-and-hitler/

Google Butt posted:

that guy owns

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:16

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

"Something finite cannot exist in something infinite"

makes sense

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:21

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I made these today and they're great.

quote:

The Woodchuck� Winter Chill Snickerdoodle

The Woodchuck� Winter Chill Snickerdoodle cookie is baked with one of our unique seasonals. Winter Chill is aged with French and American oak and finished with a touch of vanilla. Added to the makings of a Snickerdoodle delight, the cider adds its own sweet spin on the traditional dessert. Ready to test it out? Here�s the recipe for our Woodchuck Winter Chill Snickerdoodle!

The Woodchuck Winter Cider Snickerdoodle

Recipe yields 10-12 cookies (depending on how big you make them!)

Ingredients:

1 1/4 cup of Woodchuck� Limited Release Winter Cider
1/2 cup of sugar
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1/2 cup of unsalted butter
1/2 cup of shortening
1 egg
1 1/2 cup of flour
1 tsp. of cream of tartar
1/2 tsp. of baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tbsp. cinnamon
3 tbsp. sugar
Recipe:

Preheat the oven to 350� F.

Pour the Woodchuck Winter cider into a saucepan, and bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook down until the cider is syrupy. This process should take about 10 minutes. Once the cider has boiled down to about several tablespoons, set aside and bring to room temperature.

In a separate bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, sugar, butter, and shortening until fluffy. Once the cider is ready, add the boiled cider and egg to the mixture, and continue to whisk.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the whisked mixture and continue to stir until it forms a fluffy dough.

In a small bowl, sift together the 3 tbsp. of sugar, and the 1/2 tbsp. of cinnamon. Take the dough, and roll into balls about 1 � inches thick. Take the dough balls, and roll them in the sugar/cinnamon mixture until the exterior of the dough is coated. Place on an ungreased baking sheet.

Bake the cookies for about 12 minutes, or until light golden brown. When the cookies have finished baking, they will still appear dough-like towards the center, but will firm as they cool! Take the cookies out of the oven, and let cool.

Pour your glass of milk, heat up that hot cocoa (or again� hot cider!), take a seat beside the fire and get ready to dunk!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:21

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

Ben's a fat gently caress and I shamelessly family shame him and won't feel pity when his heart gives out for the way he's such a prick.

In other news, I totally stole those recipes because Goons are good cooks I've found.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:23

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YTy35ELR8Q

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:23

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Agrajag posted:

a while ago i thought it would be entertaining to watch like Mars Attacks. You know, the so campy that it's funny and fun to watch? Wing Commander is just plain bad and poo poo.

it tries so hard to be a serious sci-fi movie and the "comedic" lines the blonde dude spouts are painfully baaaaaaaad.

The dumb part of my brain went "heh maybe I should w-" and the rational part went "shutthefuckup dummy"

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:23

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

treating infinity as an amount is pretty dumb

Infinity is more like a progression dowlphin

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:23

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Something finite cannot exist in something infinite"

makes sense

Can't argue with that logic.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:23

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

dawlphin please post here eonwe will buy you an account

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:27

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Iglocska posted:

Can't argue with that logic.

nope, that guy would be pretty much immune to persuasion

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:28

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Star Citizen: Where finite meets infinite and wins

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:31

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Let me save you the trouble

It's poo poo.

The gifs are all I need...

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:32

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Google Butt posted:

dawlphin please post here eonwe will buy you an account

i dont think SA can handle the combined powers of Seraph and Dawlphin. it would be like smashing two galaxies together.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:32

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

This thread convinced me to resub for EVE. gently caress.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:33

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

That Works posted:

This thread convinced me to resub for EVE. gently caress.

I'm so sorry

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:35

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Resubbed for eve, downlood the client , selected 30 days of skills into training queue. Promptly closed the game and never opened it again. drat it feel good to be back

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:37

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

That Works posted:

This thread convinced me to resub for EVE. gently caress.

The thread giveth and taketh away (your time and dignity)

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:37

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Let me save you the trouble

It's poo poo.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:38

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

That Works posted:

This thread convinced me to resub for EVE. gently caress.

You have reached the wrong conclusion from this thread

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:38

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Mirificus posted:

Dowlphin has a blog

Oh dear

https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2016/01/09/life-this-is-madness/

Ok out of morbid curiosity i had a look at his blog

Skipped over the nutcase stuff and found a funny post about witcher 3, he's upset that the loading screen wastes your time https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/why-do-game-designers-do-incredibly-idiotic-things/

Dude have you even played fart shitizen yet :psyduck:

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:41

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

No Mods No Masters posted:

You have reached the wrong conclusion from this thread

Eh. Could be worse.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:43

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Berious posted:

Ok out of morbid curiosity i had a look at his blog

Skipped over the nutcase stuff and found a funny post about witcher 3, he's upset that the loading screen wastes your time https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/why-do-game-designers-do-incredibly-idiotic-things/

Dude have you even played fart shitizen yet

man this is the type of guy that thinks he is a genius when everyone else around him knows he is a basic bitch retard

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:43

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

SelenicMartian posted:

Somebody suggest noddle machine to be server side on the CIG forums, so that people could steal or buy them and attach them to the outer hulls of ships as extra shielding and snack sources.

Are the noodle machines destructible? Has anyone tried? Honest to goodness, if they were server-side and indestructible and you could find a way to get it stuck in your spaceship's geometry (which doesn't seem that hard) you could make an invincible ship covered in vending machines. The imagery is amazing.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:43

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Dusty Lens posted:

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:45

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Berious posted:

Ok out of morbid curiosity i had a look at his blog

Skipped over the nutcase stuff and found a funny post about witcher 3, he's upset that the loading screen wastes your time https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/why-do-game-designers-do-incredibly-idiotic-things/

Dude have you even played fart shitizen yet

and the title of that blog was

quote:

Why do game designers do incredibly idiotic things?

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:46

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

apparently this video proves that star citizen is "real 64-bit".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29b0GKX6Sc

I have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing :shrug:

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:53

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Berious posted:

Ok out of morbid curiosity i had a look at his blog

Skipped over the nutcase stuff and found a funny post about witcher 3, he's upset that the loading screen wastes your time https://dowlphinblog.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/why-do-game-designers-do-incredibly-idiotic-things/

Dude have you even played fart shitizen yet

The about page on that blog links to their other blogs and "Main website".

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:53

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:30

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Mirificus posted:

The about page on that blog links to their other blogs and "Main website".

someone tell this guy to: GET OFF THE loving INTERNET AND GO INTERACT WITH REAL PEOPLE!!!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:57

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