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Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I bet Terry Bradshaw's breath smells.

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Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

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Philthy posted:

Grrr. Is this ever going to start. drat football gameeeee.

This is like when the Force Awakens trailer was scheduled at half time during MNF.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


OldSenileGuy posted:

WHAT IS THIS FOOTBALL poo poo

Please respect the dead my friend.

Here lie the Cardinals, they never scored.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I am going to be so loving drunk for the Superbowl where Cameron Jerrell Newton will finally bury Peyton into the earth from which he came.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I found a channel that isn't news but football but they said they are playing x files and not the news so hooray

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Ramadu posted:

Money means everything in the NFL

Never forget that the NFL is literally only 32 people who own "teams." And they control everything about the "league" they created.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Rabble posted:

Holy poo poo this guy owns a team and cant even speak.

He's a former player so he probably has massive CTE and brain problems

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ramadu posted:

Please respect the dead my friend.

Here lie the Cardinals, they never scored.

But somewhere in Africa, some needy children will believe they did.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
CAM NEWTON - THE MOST FUN NFL PLAYER TO WATCH EVER.

GO.


CAYUTS.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I hope this is a completely ridiculous overwrought Chris Carter episode.

Because I love those unironically and that is what the X-files is all about.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

That sure was game, eh player? What did you think about play? Did you want to win?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Mister Kingdom posted:

But somewhere in Africa, some needy children will believe they did.

They will have my dreams and hopes of beating up a dumb team full of horse looking people

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Plot twist: this game was actually the X files premiere

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
This is the best cold open ever. When does Scully come in with the X-rays to tell these happy men that they have massive brain damage?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

JetsGuy posted:

Plot twist: this game was actually the X files premiere

Cam Newton is a hybrid

Except instead of green, he bleeds blue

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
CGB Skinner REALLY hates the Cardinals. More than he hates the Bills.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

JetsGuy posted:

Plot twist: this game was actually the X files premiere

Mulder there is no way Peyton Manning would beat Tom Brady. He can't even throw any more! It's beyond not only probability but possibility. To even suggest it is crazy.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

JetsGuy posted:

Plot twist: this game was actually the X files premiere

Cam Newton is an alien

No one can have a smile that perfect :swoon:

AstroZamboni
Mar 8, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!
DIE IN A loving FIRE FOX YOU NEVER loving CHANGE

RugClockVexx
Aug 15, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

That sure was game, eh player? What did you think about play? Did you want to win?

We gave 110%- Id like to thank God... and Jesus. We did it honey!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

JetsGuy posted:

Plot twist: this game was actually the X files premiere

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Why is that desk in the field!

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


AstroZamboni posted:

DIE IN A loving FIRE FOX YOU NEVER loving CHANGE

Goodness friend, calm down!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Did football change the rules so the commentators are an obstacle??

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJRKedSUHg4

nopants
May 29, 2004
Fox still manages to poo poo all over the shows I want to watch. Amazing.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


PBS Newshour posted:

Did football change the rules so the commentators are an obstacle??

They're part of the field now.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

AstroZamboni posted:

DIE IN A loving FIRE FOX YOU NEVER loving CHANGE

Football is actually a lot of fun but it's ok if you don't like it friend. :)

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
So did one of these teams win or is it a tie or what

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

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I think about this video at least once a week and giggle out loud. I can't help it.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Xfiles starts but it's intercepted by the Panthers for another TD

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ramadu posted:

They're part of the field now.

amazing

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I've never posted in TV IV before, does somebody post gifs of boobs any time something cool happens?

ParliamentOfDogs
Jan 29, 2009

My genre's thriller... What's yours?
One thing that must happen is cam Newton must always be rogueishly charming. As long as I am alive he is adorable.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Quiet Feet posted:

I've never posted in TV IV before, does somebody post gifs of boobs any time something cool happens?

Paging winkie01 to the show us the truth!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Please, show 7000 more commercials.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

This is really reminding me why I don't watch actual TV anymore

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

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JetsGuy posted:

Football is actually a lot of fun but it's ok if you don't like it friend. :)

It used to be. Now it's just 4 hours of penalties, challenging and reviewing calls, and commercials.

I am also a Chargers fan :shepicide:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Thus is starting at 730 now isn't it? It's going to be 15ore minutes of bullshit isn't it.

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Quiet Feet posted:

I've never posted in TV IV before, does somebody post gifs of boobs any time something cool happens?

I think the TVIV custom is to instead write "THIS loving SHOW". M

Satorr posted:


I am also a Chargers fan :shepicide:

I'm so sorry.

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