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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Scully is having none of this poo poo

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Ok this is Xfilesy

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
...so there ARE aliens.


Right?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

It was all a conspiracy by the nfl, a coalition of rich men determined to make conspiracies so convoluted that everyone will wish they were still watching football and decompressing. Roger Goodell was always the villain.

The Football Funhouse is invading like little gray alien buttocks

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

GamingHyena posted:

...so there ARE aliens.


Right?

definitely.

**man. This is the unified conspiracy theory. Just tying everything together.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
I hate this talk show guy and I hope something horrible something happens to him

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

GamingHyena posted:

...so there ARE aliens.


Right?

yeah, but apparently they didnt watn to invade after all i guess

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

enslave (shot of George Bush)

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

JetsGuy posted:

Ok this is Xfilesy

Or a Metal Gear Solid cutscene

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Hahah they brought HAARP into this

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: Go easy guys, you're going full Lone Gunmen here

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

GamingHyena posted:

...so there ARE aliens.


Right?

Yeah, there are aliens. This conspiracy is that the alien invasion is fake, but alien technology is real and being used by our goverment.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




this is real rough

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
I think we are hitting peak exposition here...

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Okay, the Mission Accomplished banner made me laugh.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
hahah is this the X-Files grand unifying conspiracy theory

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

ohrwurm posted:

Or a Metal Gear Solid cutscene

METAL GEAR?!?!?

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

I've heard all of this on YouTube already.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Did they sneak Zeitgeist onto fox somehow?

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
This montage is weird.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I am glad to see Chris Carter completely going for it with craziness

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


All the montages are just making it look like I'm watching a Dinesh D'Souza documentary.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

SouthLAnd posted:

I've heard all of this on YouTube already.

:tinfoil:

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
If they want this shithole, they can take it.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Snowden sighting

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol:

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
Does Joel McHale always sound this much like Colbert?

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Another Bush appearance.

I wonder what this would have been like during the Bush era.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Scully I love you.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: Roswell was a Russian invasion

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Thank-you Scully for saying what I'm thinking.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Has Scully been smoking 40 packs of Camels a day since 2002?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I love you Scully

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Nucleic Acids posted:

Another Bush appearance.

I wonder what this would have been like during the Bush era.

Cancelled due to 'Murica of course!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Scully is so loving done with this

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

howe_sam posted:

Thank-you Scully for saying what I'm thinking.

I'm trying to figure out if we're supposed to be on her side because she makes a good case.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Has Scully been smoking 40 packs of Camels a day since 2002?

she old

that said it'd be hella cool if Scully started smoking

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




well i guess mchale dies since he said he's gonna blow the lid off on his show tomorrow.

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
This is so accurate to irl conspiracy theorists it hurts

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