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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Pack it up boys, evening news is coming on. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Are there even counties that have a mandated last call of 10PM? I figured most places were at least midnight or just completely dry

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

QuarkJets posted:

Are there even counties that have a mandated last call of 10PM? I figured most places were at least midnight or just completely dry

If you're making up a fictional example to win an Internet argument you can change the liquor licensing laws to whatever you want.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

EorayMel posted:

im stealing this from yospos since its our self rational interest to laugh at libertarians


The child response of the lolbertarian is just perfect.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

EorayMel posted:

im stealing this from yospos since its our self rational interest to laugh at libertarians



Water contamination is the REASON we invented beer and wine. People used to drink weak beer all day because the water would give you diarrhea or dysentery. This slapfight is retarded from both ends.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

QuarkJets posted:

Are there even counties that have a mandated last call of 10PM? I figured most places were at least midnight or just completely dry

There are places where you can't buy beer in bottles or cans after 21:00 so the drunk bums who hang out in front of the store all day asking for beer money go home.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




notZaar posted:

Water contamination is the REASON we invented beer and wine. People used to drink weak beer all day because the water would give you diarrhea or dysentery. This slapfight is retarded from both ends.

Booze can still be tainted though. Unregulated booze is famous for sometimes containing the stuff that makes you blind/dead.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Angela Christine posted:

Booze can still be tainted though. Unregulated booze is famous for sometimes containing the stuff that makes you blind/dead.

It is of course entirely understandable that this is not common knowledge, because we do not live in a libertopian wonderland so this kind of thing has been prevented on a large scale by regulations since the bootlegging era.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

notZaar posted:

Water contamination is the REASON we invented beer and wine. People used to drink weak beer all day because the water would give you diarrhea or dysentery. This slapfight is retarded from both ends.

During prohibition bootleggers would cut the booze with all sorts of nasty poo poo like methanol or wood grain alcohol that can blind or kill you. Same with moonshiners. Last year over a 100 people in India died from tainted booze like this because it was in the country and police control is weak. History has pretty solidly proven that there will be people who give zero fucks about killing or injuring others if their payday is even a tiny bit more so the first guy definitely has a point.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


SumYungGui posted:

It is of course entirely understandable that this is not common knowledge, because we do not live in a libertopian wonderland so this kind of thing has been prevented on a large scale by regulations since the bootlegging era.

The collapse of the Soviet Union and the institution of shock therapy free market measures in Russia resulted in the deregulation of alcohol production, mafia taking a foothold in the market and an untold amount of people dying from contaminated bootleg vodka, and the occasional case of methanol poisoning happening ever so often to this day. The free market, it never fails.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




buttcoin

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
But, but, but statists.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Tricky D posted:

Butt, butt, butt statists.

fixed your typos

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
i remember playing butt, butt, statists! in kindergarten. good times.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Novo posted:

i remember playing butt, butt, statists! in kindergarten. good times.

Those poor kids.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

TontoCorazon posted:

Those poor kids.

It's like duck, duck, goose, only once you're picked you take a ball and go home.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Naxuz posted:

The collapse of the Soviet Union and the institution of shock therapy free market measures in Russia resulted in the deregulation of alcohol production, mafia taking a foothold in the market and an untold amount of people dying from contaminated bootleg vodka, and the occasional case of methanol poisoning happening ever so often to this day. The free market, it never fails.

I think it was in some thread on this site that I read it, but someone said that Free Market advocates happen when people have lived under Government protection for so long that they think it's the natural way of things and they don't understand it took lifetimes and lives to get things to where they are now.

Something like that, anyway. I agreed with it

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Kung Food posted:

During prohibition bootleggers would cut the booze with all sorts of nasty poo poo like methanol or wood grain alcohol that can blind or kill you. Same with moonshiners. Last year over a 100 people in India died from tainted booze like this because it was in the country and police control is weak. History has pretty solidly proven that there will be people who give zero fucks about killing or injuring others if their payday is even a tiny bit more so the first guy definitely has a point.

Not just the bootleggers, the US government deliberately poisoned and killed around 10,000 people.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Gorilla Salad posted:

Not just the bootleggers, the US government deliberately poisoned and killed around 10,000 people.

Industrial ethanol is still sold primarily in its "denatured" form which means it is mixed with things like either methanol or benzene to render it toxic to anyone trying to ingest it. You can buy "non-denatured" ethanol for industrial / lab purposes though when you need absolute purity but most of the bulk stuff is bad news.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Gorilla Salad posted:

Not just the bootleggers, the US government deliberately poisoned and killed around 10,000 people.

10k people stopped drinking. I think you'll be hard pressed to find that kind of success rate anywhere else.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Drinking ethanol denatured with methanol is completely fine like bitcoin mining is fine. You can't stop, and ideally you are increasing over time.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


zedprime posted:

Drinking ethanol denatured with methanol is completely fine like bitcoin mining is fine. You can't stop, and ideally you are increasing over time.

If you soak it through a loaf of bread (an old hobo 'trick'), it's perfectly ok to drink. It's like eating strawberries dried and purified by the warm air of Success that rises upward from bitcoin miners like the price of the Satoshi itself.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I hear "mining bitcoins" a lot. What does that mean?

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Hihohe posted:

I hear "mining bitcoins" a lot. What does that mean?

bitcoins work by saying "do this complicated mathematical problem until you get an answer that looks like x, once you get x we will award you with some bitcoins", mining is when people use their computers to work out the problem getting tons of different answers until someone happens to get x. They can change the range of numbers that x can be as well, increasing it means its easier to find, decreasing it ups the difficulty.

edit: I say we and they, but really its all built into bitcoin so there is nobody pulling a lever to adjust things.

Pead fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jan 28, 2016

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Hihohe posted:

I hear "mining bitcoins" a lot. What does that mean?

"Mining bitcoins" is converting electricity into waste heat and a chance at "discovering" the next block. On average someone finds one every 10 minutes, and when they do they win some bitcoins and a chance at processing some queued bitcoin transactions. In order to accomplish the anemic maximum transaction rate of roughly 3 per second, this takes roughly the same amount of electricity that it would take to power the country of Ireland. This is what makes bitcoiners claims of "the next electronic transaction system that's going to surpass Visa!" and "more efficient than modern banking" a bit unrealistic and hilarious.

In practice, if you hear about someone "mining bitcoins" then they're probably bad with money (mining hardware tends to have a negative ROI) or stealing electricity or both

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you mine sixteen coins, and whadda you get
just more asics done depreciate
satoshi don't you call me cause i can't go
i sold my soul to the blockchain, lord...

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Tenzarin posted:

What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?

Up, up, UP! Bitcoins are inherently deflationary! IT'S A FEATURE NOT A BUG!

Captain Cool
Oct 23, 2004

This is a song about messin' with people who've been messin' with you

Tenzarin posted:

What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?
No one will even notice, because the block reward gradually decreases until it gets to 0.00000001 btc and then zero. The invisible hand is expected to demand transaction fee increases for miner income. The block reward is currently 20 times greater than transaction fees.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

cumshitter posted:

I'm the bar in the dry county that doesn't serve underage drinkers that closes at 10 (it's a school night).

The best thing about a bar in a dry county is no competition!

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Tenzarin posted:

What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?

Mining is mostly performed by a few guys in China now, who already run at a loss because their real goal is to convert Chinese currency into international currencies. So as long as there's not a more profitable method of doing this, they're probably going to continue mining. Every time that the reward halves there's a chance that some of them will pull the plug, but that probably won't happen willingly anytime soon
If the Chinese government decides to crack down on that poo poo for whatever reason then we'll probably see a situation where mining difficulty is too high for the remainder of miners, the so called Frisbee On the Roof. At that point transactions basically won't ever be verified. The developers could manually adjust the difficulty back down, essentially forking the software and requiring everyone to upgrade, but that would require a centralized authority to make a centralized decision and my cognitive dissonance just can't handle that sort of direct contradiction of ideals plus lol at bitcoiners reaching a consensus

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Tenzarin posted:

What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?

It'll be 2140 and we'll all be dead.

no go on Quiznos
May 16, 2007


Pork Pro

QuarkJets posted:

In practice, if you hear about someone "mining bitcoins" then they're probably bad with money (mining hardware tends to have a negative ROI) or stealing electricity or both

Don't forget about the mining viruses. Why use your own resources when you can infect hundreds of computers and have them do the mining for you.

QuarkJets posted:

If the Chinese government decides to crack down on that poo poo for whatever reason then we'll probably see a situation where mining difficulty is too high for the remainder of miners, the so called Frisbee On the Roof. At that point transactions basically won't ever be verified.

The difficulty will go down if it takes too long to mine. If the Chinese Miners just up and stopped one day the rest of the miners would eventually finish the set of blocks. At which point the difficulty will fall off a cliff and the remaining 2-3 miners will be rolling in butts until the difficulty scales back up to compensate.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Tenzarin posted:

What happens when there are no more bitcoins to mine?

The year is 3255. Space China has just built a Dyson sphere around the sun.

All it does is mine bitcoins.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Silver95280 posted:

Don't forget about the mining viruses. Why use your own resources when you can infect hundreds of computers and have them do the mining for you.


The difficulty will go down if it takes too long to mine. If the Chinese Miners just up and stopped one day the rest of the miners would eventually finish the set of blocks. At which point the difficulty will fall off a cliff and the remaining 2-3 miners will be rolling in butts until the difficulty scales back up to compensate.

Depending on the relative processing power of people who dropped out vs. true believer that may take a long time. In reality, probably just something on the order of hours since not everyone will stop at the same time.

Masiakasaurus
Oct 11, 2012

Silver95280 posted:

The difficulty will go down if it takes too long to mine. If the Chinese Miners just up and stopped one day the rest of the miners would eventually finish the set of blocks. At which point the difficulty will fall off a cliff and the remaining 2-3 miners will be rolling in butts until the difficulty scales back up to compensate.
Difficulty can only adjust so far at once, and the adjustments only happen after so many blocks are found, so depending on how far that Frisbee is up on that roof this could take a long time.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Wait your telling me to earn a bitcoin all you have to do is solve a math problem. I thought there were like a set amount of coins in the world and people were just trading those.

loving. How. What.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Hihohe posted:

Wait your telling me to earn a bitcoin all you have to do is solve a math problem. I thought there were like a set amount of coins in the world and people were just trading those.

loving. How. What.

what's 290+153?

if you solved it you may mouse over the spoiler - DO NOT MOUSE OVER THE SPOILER IF U DIDNT SOLVE

here is 1 bitcoin i hope u enjoy your bitcoin :)

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Hihohe posted:

Wait your telling me to earn a bitcoin all you have to do is solve a math problem. I thought there were like a set amount of coins in the world and people were just trading those.

loving. How. What.

Really it's less about solving a math problem and more about rolling dice repeatedly. You roll your dice and put the result through a math problem and if THAT result has enough zeros in it, you win. The math problem makes it so that you can't game your result. You could try every possible roll in order or just roll randomly and have the same chance of winning.

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McNerd
Aug 28, 2007

Hihohe posted:

Wait your telling me to earn a bitcoin all you have to do is solve a math problem. I thought there were like a set amount of coins in the world and people were just trading those.

loving. How. What.

The number of Bitcoins in existence is allowed to grow at a small rate. The new coins are given to people who contribute processing power to the network, therefore providing an incentive for anybody to actually maintain the network and process payments.

So if you contribute twice as much processing power you should get twice the reward, at least on average. The way they achieve this is forcing all these people to solve pointless math problems that require a lot of processing power, and every time one of them guesses the "right" solution they get a bitcoin. Difficulty is modulated so as to have some control over the overall rate at which new bitcoins.

These pointless mathematical exercises are how come the Bitcoin network wastes enough electricity to power a small country and still could only process 3 transactions per second even before the present crisis started.

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