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Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

I love how the Internet is gradually making it harder to hide all of your nasty poo poo from the public.

Sure, in so far as "the internet" just bounces from one tantrum of vindictive outrage to another with about the attention span of a goldfish.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

"Children are stupid, laugh at them".

I find your schadenfreude :mediocre:

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

radiatinglines posted:

All the winter storm poo poo reminded me of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw

Don't read the comments, apparently people think that going down and trying to help a crazy angry person would be a good idea, even after he yells "gently caress you" at some random person going by.

He also drops his phone and loses it.

Reminds me of this Danish classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bLoheF3uc Snehaderen = the snow hater

A drunk guy caught in the snow dragging his bicycle, which he probably hoped to ride, home from the bar in the middle of the night.

A little translation of the profanities he shouts, though the tone in his voice probably gives the general meaning away anyways.
Røv = rear end
Pik = dick
For helvede = god damnit (roughly)

Pis and satan is pretty self explanatory.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Skippy McPants posted:

On the one hand, yes. But on the other, the ouroboros of idiocy that results when people send these girls death threats.

I never understand this, why do so many people go directly to death threats? Call them any name in the book, but why threaten their lives? The person issuing the threat is almost certainly not going to follow through, but they have committed a crime by making the threat. It's stupid from top to bottom.

Indolent Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:20 on Jan 25, 2016

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Reminds me of this Danish classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bLoheF3uc Snehaderen = the snow hater

I love this one. I watch it every year when I'm annoyed by the weather, just to know, that I'll never be that mad at the weather.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Indolent Bastard posted:

I never understand this, why do so many people go directly to death threats? Call them any name in the book, but why threaten their lives? The person issuing the threat is almost certainly not going to follow through, but they have committed a crime by making the threat. It's stupid from top to bottom.

they are morons

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

radiatinglines posted:

All the winter storm poo poo reminded me of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw

Don't read the comments, apparently people think that going down and trying to help a crazy angry person would be a good idea, even after he yells "gently caress you" at some random person going by.

He also drops his phone and loses it.

This destroys me, if only because this dude shouldn't have any kind of motor vehicle, period. Common sense would say "toss it in neutral, turn the wheel left and let the car roll back, let the tires hit pavement for grip, then slowly accelerate". Dude is precisely what's wrong with most modern SUV drivers nowadays, so delicious seeing him flip out at people, lose his phone, then tear off with a vengeance.

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

radiatinglines posted:

All the winter storm poo poo reminded me of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw

Don't read the comments, apparently people think that going down and trying to help a crazy angry person would be a good idea, even after he yells "gently caress you" at some random person going by.

He also drops his phone and loses it.

1:35 is great. "Why am I laughing at someone else's pain?"

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
In which man attempts to stand on egg
http://i.imgur.com/FUYAJ7B.webm

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Fishstick posted:

In which man attempts to stand on egg
http://i.imgur.com/FUYAJ7B.webm

This one is better in video form, due to the daft northern accents they've got going on.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Roblo posted:

This one is better in video form, due to the daft northern accents they've got going on.

:agreed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5sieCeLcmU

sit on my Facebook
Jun 20, 2007

ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

1:35 is great. "Why am I laughing at someone else's pain?"

Seriously. Thread title.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Schadenfreude Thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01e7n4RzZc&t=12s

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Eggbeater Jesus posted:

1:35 is great. "Why am I laughing at someone else's pain?"

I just like the random vehicles the blissfully driving by as if they are mocking him.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Remember those videos showing Planned Parenthood conspiring to sell baby parts? Well, the grand jury convened to investigate the matter returned a verdict and it's better than you could have imagined: http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harris-grand-jury-indicts-pair-behind-Planned-6782865.php

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

SubponticatePoster posted:

Remember those videos showing Planned Parenthood conspiring to sell baby parts? Well, the grand jury convened to investigate the matter returned a verdict and it's better than you could have imagined: http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harris-grand-jury-indicts-pair-behind-Planned-6782865.php

I knew people on Facebook who always fell for the crazy claims made by anti abortion protestors and I doubt this indictment will have any effect on them.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkyDf0QZGs

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Sorry for linking to this crappy site but the freude is good.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/david-cameron-called-a-c-in-david-camerons-favourite-tv-show#.exLoWxG0r

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




SubponticatePoster posted:

Remember those videos showing Planned Parenthood conspiring to sell baby parts? Well, the grand jury convened to investigate the matter returned a verdict and it's better than you could have imagined: http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harris-grand-jury-indicts-pair-behind-Planned-6782865.php

Planned Parenthood got defunded in part because of these videos, so it's not exactly what I'd call a net win.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Planned Parenthood got defunded in part because of these videos, so it's not exactly what I'd call a net win.

Only in certain places, and the legality of those defundings is in question (at least one has already been declared unconstitutional).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I really hope that was his car. I'd hate to think he hosed up someone else's ride doing that.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkyDf0QZGs

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Adix posted:

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what

Retard. Peak retard.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Fateo McMurray posted:

Retard. Peak retard.

Never go full retard.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Adix posted:

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what
Peak '10s. That's how the decade is going to be remembered.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Adix posted:

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what

bttf nikes also

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Fishstick posted:

In which man attempts to stand on egg
http://i.imgur.com/FUYAJ7B.webm

Wow, that could not have gone any more wrong.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

bttf nikes also

And hoverboard leaning up on the DeLorean.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Adix posted:

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what

It was a Vine making fun of how little 2015 resembles the predictions of BTTF.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Some low level personal freude: I walked out of the bathroom in the apartment I've lived in for 5 years or so, and because of an errant random step (and the light from the bathroom bleaching my eyes), I couldn't find my way back to bed. I had to sit down and wait for my eyes to adapt to see anything enough to reorient myself. It was both embarrassing and mind blowing.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

MisterBibs posted:

Some low level personal freude: I walked out of the bathroom in the apartment I've lived in for 5 years or so, and because of an errant random step (and the light from the bathroom bleaching my eyes), I couldn't find my way back to bed. I had to sit down and wait for my eyes to adapt to see anything enough to reorient myself. It was both embarrassing and mind blowing.

Get that brain tumor checked.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't pick a fight with a boxer.

http://i.imgur.com/klyGkML.webm

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

Don't pick a fight with a boxer.

http://i.imgur.com/klyGkML.webm

The first guy gets a pass. Maybe he didn't know he was a boxer. But that second guy is dumb as gently caress after seeing someone immediately home in on his buddies off button like that.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Skaw posted:

The first guy gets a pass. Maybe he didn't know he was a boxer. But that second guy is dumb as gently caress after seeing someone immediately home in on his buddies off button like that.

I really enjoy the cigarette flying out of his mouth at mach 2.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Olewithmilk posted:

I really enjoy the cigarette flying out of his mouth at mach 2.

I didn't even notice that. Magical :allears:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Skaw posted:

The first guy gets a pass. Maybe he didn't know he was a boxer. But that second guy is dumb as gently caress after seeing someone immediately home in on his buddies off button like that.

I don't think he had a chance to really process the fact that his friend had been removed from play.

0:01 "Andy and I are going to gently caress this guy up."
0:03 "Where's Andy?"
0:04 fin

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Skaw posted:

The first guy gets a pass. Maybe he didn't know he was a boxer. But that second guy is dumb as gently caress after seeing someone immediately home in on his buddies off button like that.

Goddamn, that is amazing. You would think they would know what they're in for when the guy took that boxing stance. But nope: first guy continues walking, thinking this is going to be a normal fight, then second guy tries to bum rush and eats brick.

This is poetry in motion. :allears:

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