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Jerusalem posted:Look here's the story. We were abducted by aliens, and while they were distracted anal-probing you.... Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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After The War posted:
No, I will NEVER be tired of the bar scene! 
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Jerusalem posted:No, I will NEVER be tired of the bar scene! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! enjoy your death trap, ladies!
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Jan 26, 2016 03:26
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Toriori posted:This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! enjoy your death trap, ladies! Hey goons, why not let some of the other posters carry their share of the quotes? You can, with the best kind of sourcing: Outsourcing!
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Jan 26, 2016 03:31
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Toriori posted:You forgot pleasant! You ought to club them and eat their bones!
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Jerusalem posted:No, I will NEVER be tired of the bar scene! Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies... Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right!
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Jan 26, 2016 04:17
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive. You're a long way from home, yuppie boy. I'll start a tab.
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Jan 26, 2016 04:18
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TMMadman posted:You're a long way from home, yuppie boy. Hey Madman, remember when I had to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
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The Nastier Nate posted:Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies... Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! https://vimeo.com/48904663
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Jan 26, 2016 04:38
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IMJack posted:Hey Madman, remember when I had to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab? Send the bill to Baron Von Kiss a Lot
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CatchrNdRy posted:Send the bill to Baron Von Kiss a Lot They didn't have Lord Huggington? 
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CatchrNdRy posted:Send the bill to Baron Von Kiss a Lot Send it care of Langston Alger. 
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IMJack posted:Send it care of Langston Alger. Hello, my name is Guy Incognito! 
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Do over Ham posted:You ought to club them and eat their bones! I prefer to egg him on. Do over Ham, did they start the movie yet?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hello, my name is Guy Incognito! What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
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TMMadman posted:What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up? Armin Tamzarian. Up yours, children!
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IMJack posted:Armin Tamzarian. Can I see your copy of 'Swank', Armin?
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TMMadman posted:What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up? Joey Joe Jo Jr. Shabadoo
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The Nastier Nate posted:Joey Joe Jo Jr. Shabadoo My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahassapeema-whatever.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahassapeema-whatever. Lionel Hutz, a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez, a.k.a. Dr. Nguyen van Phuoc, was paid $8 for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Joey Joe Jo Jr. Shabadoo That's the worst name I've ever heard. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahassapeema-whatever. I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire!
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York_M_Chan posted:I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire! women will like what I tell them to like
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York_M_Chan posted:I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire! I'm going to give you the only name you spelled correctly! The Simpsons has ruined or made better this song for me. Not sure which. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Q9mZjpP1Q Deviant fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Joey Joe Jo Jr. Shabadoo My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from someplace far away.
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Deviant posted:
♪ A glove slap in the little ol' face will, get you satisfaaaaaaction! ♪
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IMJack posted:My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from someplace far away. I like the way.... Snrub.... thinks!
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Jerusalem posted:I like the way.... Snrub.... thinks! Ahoy there, dean! I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
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Jerusalem posted:I like the way.... Snrub.... thinks! It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
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TMMadman posted:It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul - they never even had a chance!
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TMMadman posted:It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! See you in court, TMMadman. Oh and, uh, bring that evidence with you. Otherwise, I got no case and you go scott free, you know.
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IMJack posted:Ahoy there, dean! I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern. ♫ Slanted drill goes in, oil comes out, that's what local energy concern is all about! ♫
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul - they never even had a chance! Nasal passages clearing! Asthma fading! Acne.... remains- but Asthma!
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Jan 27, 2016 01:18
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Skeesix posted:Nasal passages clearing! My God you're greasy... 
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Class3KillStorm posted:My God you're greasy... I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. It never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.
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TMMadman posted:I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. It never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat. 
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Deviant posted:I'm going to give you the only name you spelled correctly! My  ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♬ ♭ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♬ ♭ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♬ ♭ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♬ ♭ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♭ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ Oh, that just kept goin', huh? 
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TMMadman posted:I ve been called a greasy thug, too. It never stops hurting. So here s what we re gonna do: We re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat. These goons aren't so tough, I've got WonderBat! 
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