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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I love the guy in black who just gets in there out of nowhere with a shot to the head, and then it goes downhill from there.

e: ahaha the hit at 5:06 I can't stop watching that over and over

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kazinsal posted:

I love the guy in black who just gets in there out of nowhere with a shot to the head, and then it goes downhill from there.

e: ahaha the hit at 5:06 I can't stop watching that over and over

Man, that video has a ton of evidence on it for a hilarious slew of assault charges

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol the dudes just running up swinging that have no idea who they're swinging at or why

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


Seriously, people who take airsoft/paintball seriously are the same people who always tell people about how long they did MMA but couldn't get time off their job at Jiffy Lube to go pro because that manager Jeff is a total dick and jealous of their sweet kick flips

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Beta males at war

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

The first person to wave their CAC in a fight is always the loser.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A couple years ago I was trying to do some research on PRC-148 accesories for some reason. It took way longer than it should have because I ended up having to wade through a bunch of airsoft bullshit. There's a market out there for fake shells to put your walkie talkies into to make them look like tactical models.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Pro-tier dad right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LevO5j7qouA

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Paintball I get because it's fun and there's paint when you get hit and judges saying you're down if you want to be a goober about it. AirSoft just confuses the poo poo out of me. You hit them with plastic BBs and then spend half an hour chest thumping about who got hit or something? I don't get it. Even simunitions came with a little paint marker (as well as hurting like a MOTHER FUCKER if you got hit in the finger, ask me how I know).

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

SumYungGui posted:

Paintball I get because it's fun and there's paint when you get hit and judges saying you're down if you want to be a goober about it. AirSoft just confuses the poo poo out of me. You hit them with plastic BBs and then spend half an hour chest thumping about who got hit or something? I don't get it. Even simunitions came with a little paint marker (as well as hurting like a MOTHER FUCKER if you got hit in the finger, ask me how I know).

The first time I ever played paintball was back when everyone used a pistol with individual small co2 canisters. I asked my friend if people got shot in the dick, he said nope he's never seen it happen. So it was a night game and someone heard a guy in a bush and we all lit him up. AAAHHH MY BALLS!!!!!!

And thats my story.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I was going to ask if those airsoft dudes have less expensive versions of all the highspeed ninja operator gear or if they're actually spending thousands of dollars on equipment that actual soldiers don't get while being shot at because the government is a cheapskate, but I feel like I already know the answer.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



So if airsoft dorks are willing to spend thousands of dollars to look like operators, why don't they just go for real ARs with simunition bolt carrier assemblies, and then use sim rounds instead of weaksauce BB pellets?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Do yo honestly believe their moms would allow that?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Airsoft people don't understand that if you're gonna be a pro operator, losing that massive gut hanging down below your waist is probably the first step to looking like an operator. If you're gonna pretend you might as well go all out and at least be fit enough that you don't need to buy size 48 pants and XXXL BDU's

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jan 26, 2016

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



gently caress people that don't clear the snow off of their roofs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I was going to ask if those airsoft dudes have less expensive versions of all the highspeed ninja operator gear or if they're actually spending thousands of dollars on equipment that actual soldiers don't get while being shot at because the government is a cheapskate, but I feel like I already know the answer.

You sure do.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

The first person to wave their CAC in a fight is always the loser.

i just show off my hella sick moto tats

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Whip Slagcheek posted:

gently caress people that don't clear the snow off of their roofs.
It's kind of a pain in the rear end with my roof rack, so I don't.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I was going to ask if those airsoft dudes have less expensive versions of all the highspeed ninja operator gear or if they're actually spending thousands of dollars on equipment that actual soldiers don't get while being shot at because the government is a cheapskate, but I feel like I already know the answer.
They're spending thousands of dollars on dumb poo poo that serves no purpose whatsoever. Case in point fake MBITR shells for their radios, and fake NVGs. There was some other poo poo too, can't remember what.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jan 26, 2016

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Airsoft is the cargo cult of the military.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Also lol at airsoft Mosin Nagants costing 10x more than the real deal.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

Also lol at airsoft Mosin Nagants costing 10x more than the real deal.

:catstare:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
"Never mind the egg kid, let's go talk to the corn-eating goo puddle, Scully."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/rvv9VX6.gifv

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It didn't burst into flames.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I have an Airsoft gun from barracks wars when I was a specialist, haven't used it since except to shoot raccoons loving on my front yard one night. Tried to sell it, but the only hit was some autistic kid going " hmmm yes perhaps I shall buy it" and then never responding again

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

lol today saw some dude's future scooter break or run out of battery and he fell off and ran into some chick

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Someone at work had a hover board. People were taking turns on it. By that I mean there was a 30 minute period of someone crashing into a wall or cubicle.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Casimir Radon posted:

A couple years ago I was trying to do some research on PRC-148 accesories for some reason. It took way longer than it should have because I ended up having to wade through a bunch of airsoft bullshit. There's a market out there for fake shells to put your walkie talkies into to make them look like tactical models.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Well that was a hell of an opening to X-Files ep 2. :stare:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

Well that was a hell of an opening to X-Files ep 2. :stare:

lol it gets better
corn-eating goo puddle is my favorite

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I laughed out loud when the guy tried to blow Mulder in the closet. :lol: We're off to a good start with this miniseries.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Dad chat:

Is the movie Birdcage as funny as I remember?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Dad chat:

Is the movie Birdcage as funny as I remember?

Yes.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Dad chat:

Is the movie Birdcage as funny as I remember?

Yes

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Dad chat:

Peanut butter: Chunky or Creamy

Trick question, chunky is the only acceptable answer

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dad chat:

Peanut butter: Chunky or Creamy

Trick question, chunky is the only acceptable answer

It's funny. The russia.jpg thread got into a peanut butter tangent. The euros were like peanut butter :wtc: is that some poverty poo poo????

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhePEs4IL8w



YES

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


ded posted:

It's funny. The russia.jpg thread got into a peanut butter tangent. The euros were like peanut butter :wtc: is that some poverty poo poo????

gently caress those euros, peanut butter is the poo poo. Sorry we don't eat marmite or whatever that poo poo is.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

yeah i was just about to say and beans and toast

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You pierced the toast, so what

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