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Relayer posted:And where are zee muffin tops?? A muffin top store?
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esperantinc posted:You get your toilet book outta here, and I won't jump over the counter and punch you in the brain. I'll take it in gifs...
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potee posted:I'll take it in gifs... 
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I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I've got it all!
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 Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
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Hey Sash, can I keep my trenchcoat in your closet for a few months?
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:He's a funny guy! We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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potee posted:We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. He's a funny f***! 
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Root Bear posted:He's a funny f***! Come on, you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly! 
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Come on, you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly! You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!
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It's in sports!! Great! Knicks? Rangers? Playground Equipment! Welcome back to the show.
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Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G! And an I!
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Jan 26, 2016 19:56
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esperantinc posted:Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G! And an I! This was by far the single most cruel thing any character on that show ever did.
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Sash! posted:This was by far the single most cruel thing any character on that show ever did. GET OUT OF THE THREAD  That's right, you heard me, get out. You are ruining this whole experience for me.
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Sash! posted:This was by far the single most cruel thing any character on that show ever did. Oh, you really missed something. And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:42
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No Lindsey, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield. ... Why would I do that? I have a job! ... Well, did she see a squeegee? ... *chuckling* Well you're not going to make a dime without a squeegee!
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potee posted:GET OUT OF THE THREAD You may tell quotes Mr. Potee, but you are no Comedian.
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Electromax posted:No Lindsey, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield. Youcan'tputalimitonmycafelattes,itsayssorighthere.AndIdon'twanttogetdirtylookswhenIcomeinhere.IfIwantacafelatte,yougivemeacafelatte.AndifIhaveanyproblemsI'mgonnagetmylawyerJackieChilesdownhereandyourgonnabeinreallybigtrouble!
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Jan 27, 2016 02:00
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It feels weird how little or infrequently all the characters drink. On the other hand, not drinking just makes their numerous character flaws more significant because they can't be blamed on latent alcoholism.
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Jan 27, 2016 02:04
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:It feels weird how little or infrequently all the characters drink. Snapple? 
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Jan 27, 2016 02:08
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The only times I can think of alcohol in the show is when Jerry pulls out that Hennigans "I use it to strip paint," where Kramer gets toasted on two shots, and George sleeps with the maid at his work after drinking some. And Elaine's "the vault" with schnapps.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The only times I can think of alcohol in the show is when Jerry pulls out that Hennigans "I use it to strip paint," where Kramer gets toasted on two shots, and George sleeps with the maid at his work after drinking some. 
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Jan 27, 2016 02:31
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True, but that's part of his disguise to try and find out if that guy is a druggie. It doesn't factor into inebriation. (Chugging an entire pint in one pull is something Kramer would believe to be a skill he should cultivate for comedy's sake)
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Jan 27, 2016 02:44
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Here's to feelin' good all the time.
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No champagne.
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Coffee And Pie posted:No champagne. Hel-loooooo! la la laaaaaaaaaaaa
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Kull the Conqueror posted:What kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine? What kind of person leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it? No way wine's better than Pepsi!
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Boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
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...it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:...it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards. Too many people got their mail! Close to 80%. Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!
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edit: ^^^ mail on Sunday?Your Dead Gay Son posted:The only times I can think of alcohol in the show is when Jerry pulls out that Hennigans "I use it to strip paint," where Kramer gets toasted on two shots, and George sleeps with the maid at his work after drinking some. And the beer that Jerry and George enjoy while celebrating George's new-found buffer zone (that Jerry promptly drops when he finds out his is gone).
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mojo1701a posted:edit: ^^^ mail on Sunday? I hope you like prune juice. It's all I had that was chilled. I'm sorry about the liquor cabinet, the combination must have slipped my mind.
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