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The aviator dudes I worked with said most of their flying was 90% paperwork and 10% actually flying. They liked to be on the ground side being a FAC. This of course was durring war time so, god only knows what peace time air corps is. God have mercy on your soul. You wanna fly? Join the airforce at least it'll be a legit job.
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Fergus posted:I want to join the Marines because I want to be a Naval Aviator. None of this is going to happen. You'll go through a generic course of training, learn some incredibly perishable skills that don't even conform to actual doctrine anymore, but they have to teach you that way because it takes fooooreeeeveeeeer to update training curriculum, and then never do anything involving infantry skills again. Like, an example from my (enlisted) career field. Sigint Marines have the option of trying out for radio recon. You go through the entire force recon pipeline, but before that, you have to go through what used to be called the Radio Recon Indoc Program (I don't remember it's current name but it's the same thing). In addition to being a screening/train up thing, you also get retaught all of the basic infantry skills like how to do a patrol and how to ruck. All things you learn at MCT when you first join, but even if you go straight into radio recon as soon as you hit the fleet, your pipeline can still be up to 2.5 years if you're a Cat 4 linguist. 2 years without even touching an M-16 or even being stationed on a Marine Corps base. Sure, you'll get the training, but good luck maintaining those incredibly perishable skills when it's literally the least important part of your job description imaginable.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 04:21 |
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I'm kind of dumbfounded now, you guys all have great points that I can't really argue with. Now I'm curious though, is this stuff you guys knew before enlisting/commissioning, and thought nothing of it, or is it stuff you didn't discover until it was too late? I'd be interested in hearing. Edit: at the risk of sounding pathetic, what would you guys say is the caliber of friends that you've made in the military? Better/worse than in civilian life? Fergus fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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Some of it I knew, some of it I didn't. This applies equally to both the good and the bad parts. I enlisted when I was a few semesters from finishing my BA. I got to the point where I could continue, try to finish as quickly as possible to beat the commission age limit, and pile up a mountain of student loan debt; or enlist, finish my degree, and not have any debt. Admittedly, I enlisted in the linguist program, so I've now got 40-something credits in a difficult language on top of my preexisting college credits. I've been telling you the negatives here because a lot of people aren't going to tell you them. Either they're some official person like a recruiter or a kool-aid drinker that thinks serving Corps and Country is the best thing anybody could ever do and, or they're victim to an institutional cowardice where everybody is afraid of being the guy that complains about the actual things that suck and are wrong. Sure, everybody will complain about sleeping in cold mud and eating MREs all the time, or how much rucks suck, but most Marines are terrified of being the guy that complains about an NCO being an unprofessional rear end or how base policies at a schoolhouse command don't make sense. "It couldn't possibly be changed before you leave, why bother complaining?" is something I've been told a lot. Admittedly, a lot of this applies more to the enlisted side than the officer side. You won't have to deal with quite as much head-patting as enlisted do. You probably won't deal with as much "it's just a schoolhouse command, it'll be different in the fleet" when it comes to stuff like stupid liberty policies. I've also got sleep issues now and some radical anxiety problems sometimes, and I've never even deployed or any of the other things that can really mess people up. That's all just from the awful stressfest that is a 60 week long intensive language course. On the other hand, the Corps has been an opportunity for all sorts of stuff they won't tell you about. I've made some of the closest bonds with people in my entire life. Again, I don't know how applicable this is to the officer side, but a lot of people that enlist in the Corps at an "older" age (past the just out of high school stage) are damaged goods. I was one, some of my nearest and dearest friends are. I've essentially replaced an awful family with my fellow Marines. As much as I hate the Corps as an organization, I love my fellow Marines and would do almost anything for many of them. Can you find this sort of thing elsewhere? Of course. This just happens to be where I've found it. I hope this helps you make a decision. I'm not trying to talk you out of joining. I'm trying to help you make the decision knowing as much as you can. For some people, joining is the right thing to do. For most, it's definitely not.
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Believe me, I am extremely grateful. I've spoke to jingoistic Marines who say the Corps can't do wrong. I've also spoke to people who at their center hated their time in the Marines and actually based their life around being anti-military. I know it seems like I've been neglecting your guys' information etc, that's not the case at all. I respect all of you for what you've done and do, and I take what you say with great merit. I've still got 3 1/2 years to decide if this is something I want to do or not.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 05:35 |
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go read jarhead. then realize its pretty much exactly the truth in spite of all the motards making GBS threads on it, barring some of the poo poo where hes talking about how cool and tough he is or how big his dick is not for some airwing noble oval office i guess, but as far as my experience it was surprisingly accurate
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Internet Wizard posted:
This is so spot on.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:23 |
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It's a trendy thing in GiP to have dick measuring contests about how terrible your enlistment was compared to everyone elses terrible enlistments because we all had mean corporals who didn't care about us. As soon as one person mentions how bad an idea the military is, it's dogpile time so we can beat a dead horse. It's hit or miss wherever you go but there are some good folks around. I've been doing this for 16 years and if I could turn back time and start over again, I'd still probably enlist. Why? Because my friends were all losers and getting killed or locked up and I was on the fast track to nowhere. That's just it though. I was a poor who had lovely grades in high school and didn't have many options looking me in the eye. I stuck around long enough to not have to deal with most of the bullshit and spend my time trying to make life a little less terrible for those who work for me. You think that the military is full of patriotic souls who care about defending freedoms and stuff because that's what the Marines spend tons of money on making you believe. Really though it's much more like The Night's Watch (you watch Game of Thrones don't you? Of course you do, you are like 19 or something). Which means it's full of folks who probably wouldn't be productive members of society if they didn't have the safety net the military provides. Can that dude still turn a wrench on a HMMWV? Sure. But don't expect him to be able to figure how not to spend his paycheck on strippers and booze on payday weekend while his wife calls you on Monday saying she and the baby have nothing to eat. You want to be an officer which is a better idea than enlisting. However, what everyone is trying to tell you is that if you have a plan for college already, you don't need the military. The only thing the Marines will give you is bragging rights and the chance to kill browns. The war is over so you won't have a chance at killing anyone. In fact, if you somehow managed to become a pilot, you stand a chance at getting killed in training accidents since we seem like we like to fly helicopters into each other more than anyone else does. The Navy and Air Force both have better options for flying things. The Army has better helicopter pilots and most of those are warrant officers. The Marine Corps is poor because the only money we get is from the Navy's slice of the pie and they care a lot more about their ships. All we have is our name and some old rear end gear no one else uses anymore. You might be able to score an extra drink or two somewhere away from a military base by telling folks you are a Marine. Outside of that, there is nothing the Marine Corps can offer that you can't get elsewhere for less hassle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kxiJYJNVA&t=157s Hekk fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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Fergus posted:Completing college and getting my aerospace engineering degree. Ok, I got my brother sitting across from me at the office and showed him your situation and he's written out a response for you. quote:
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 14:27 |
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If your life is already good, don't join the Marine Corps. Even if it's merely tolerable, don't join. I joined because I was a terrible piece of poo poo when I was a kid. Really fat and terribly lazy. I joined, got un-fat, was still lazy, did The Wars a few times which was cool I guess. Somewhere along the line I finally grew and realized what a shithead I had been, and starting taking some real responsibility. I re-enlisted in Iraq when the bonuses were huge and got to go to a unit out of Miramar, where I did a few more funtime deployments. Because I wasn't a total idiot, the command left me alone and I was able to do pretty much whatever I wanted. That was a pretty rad way to spend the last few years of an enlistment. Now because of those experiences I go to a good school which I NEVER would have had a shot at if I hadn't joined. All in all it was a pretty good experience. Given the chance I would totally go back and enlist again. Well, that's my story hope you enjoyed
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:The Navy and Air Force both have better options for flying things. The Army has better helicopter pilots and most of those are warrant officers. The Marine Corps is poor because the only money we get is from the Navy's slice of the pie and they care a lot more about their ships. This. I work on the catapults on an aircraft carrier and I'm always terrified shooting Marine aircraft off because they look like they're just going to collapse on itself. Nostalgia4Ass posted:All we have is our name and some old rear end gear no one else uses anymore. You might be able to score an extra drink or two somewhere away from a military base by telling folks you are a Marine. Outside of that, there is nothing the Marine Corps can offer that you can't get elsewhere for less hassle. You also get this for being in the Army/Navy, not sure about the Air Force so it's however much you'll care about drinking in the future. Anita Dickinme fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:
How could you wish this on another human being? you monster.
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Anita Dickinme posted:This. I work on the catapults on an aircraft carrier and I'm always terrified shooting Marine aircraft off because they look like they're just going to collapse on itself. lol Marine F-18's are like twice as old as the poor gently caress flying them
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Get a 4.0 at community college then transfer to a decent state school to finish your BS. Spend your summers doing meaningful internships in your field instead of wasting it doing dumb split op training. Go to private school for post-grad and get a company to pay for it. Do not join the military. You will be much wealthier and happier ten years from now. fag
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Bolow posted:lol Marine F-18's are like twice as old as the poor gently caress flying them Still, they're lightyears safer than Harriers and 46s
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We have like, two squadrons total of Hornets that won't turn into a rapidly expanding puff of rust, turbine blades, and vaporized fuel if they take a catapult shot. All the rest are held together with tape.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 15:21 |
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there's always the f-35
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We were going through some old CD-Rs we found the other day and found a powerpoint about the rising cyber-threat posed by video games. Most of the powerpoint was spent explaining how MMO currencies could be used to launder money and pass communications, but there was a slide towards the end about how games could be used to train fighters and gain intel on American capabilities, and specifically listed Battlefield 3 as a potential security concern because people could use it to learn American weapon systems somehow. The F-35 was the worst jet in that game.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 15:54 |
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lasers and load bearing drywall, lasers and load bearing drywall, lasers and load bearing drywall
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 15:56 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Still, they're lightyears safer than Harriers and 46s man every harrier mechanic i ever met was the jaded, bitter motherfucker, even more so than your average mechanic. also being around them on the flight line when they're spooling up is like getting hosed in the ear by a dental drill
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Mike-o posted:lasers and load bearing drywall, lasers and load bearing drywall, lasers and load bearing drywall Sorry, it takes a $20 minimum donation to his kickstarter for that to work.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 19:02 |
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Bolow posted:man every harrier mechanic i ever met was the jaded, bitter motherfucker, even more so than your average mechanic. also being around them on the flight line when they're spooling up is like getting hosed in the ear by a dental drill Harrier pilots are much the same from my experience, with a vocal minority that love their little death trap due to what I assume is cognitive dissonance
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 21:39 |
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happy 4th year as lance to me and lol still in
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 04:23 |
whats your excuse?
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:whats your excuse? Bunch of reasons, Mainly no range since '12 Comfortably Numb fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 3, 2016 |
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And I thought it was bad I hadn't had one since '13
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Comfortably Numb posted:Bunch of reasons, Mainly no range since '12
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Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on 4 year lance totally not being your fault.
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Reverand maynard posted:Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on 4 year lance totally not being your fault. Depends on the MOS, maybe?
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I was a LCPL for 38 months. I had good pro/con, 1st class PFT, expert rifle range but the cutting score was very high because there were a lot of E4s ahead of me in my MOS. It was hosed. This was in the late 80s-early 90s though.
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Reverand maynard posted:Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on 4 year lance totally not being your fault. I EAS'd with like a 1750 cutting score as a Lance, we had some dude pick up Sergeant with like a 2100. My MOS finally did start promoting again after like 60% of the people either lat moved or just got the gently caress out which was around the time I got the gently caress out.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 20:14 |
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What the hell is your cutting score if you're a 4-year lance? My MOS is up there but even then I'm looking at getting it after being a lance for about 2.5 maybe 3 years
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Reverand maynard posted:Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on 4 year lance totally not being your fault. I have Avg. pro/cons. 1st class pft/cft. All reqs done, had the points, with a 1 time extra 100 points from sec. mos and that month it was closed out, was about 2 years and some change ago. Also 03 mos. Now pending med sep. So now one really wants to bother dealing with me.
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Comfortably Numb posted:Also 03 mos.
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Comfortably Numb posted:Now pending med sep. i think the med sep is probably holding you back more than your range qual dude
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i think the med sep is probably holding you back more than your range qual dude Oh without a doubt. I just wanted to share with everyone as a ' lol still in ' I could honestly care less.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:33 |
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my 4-5ish year 03 buddies are picking up e-5 Peacetime y'all
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i think the med sep is probably holding you back more than your range qual dude lol. mystery solved id be a staff if i had stayed in. maybe i should reenlist vains fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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do it the corps is great now
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