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Ragaman
Feb 6, 2002
Title? I dont need no stinkin' Title
Ah yes, is that a nursery rhyme Donald Rumsfield tells his grandkids before bed?

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

Sorry. Is that regular army?

Nope, special forces.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Ragaman posted:

Ah yes, is that a nursery rhyme Donald Rumsfield tells his grandkids before bed?

Naw that implies Rummy actually has some semblance of emotion. he actually shows them this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobBXlJ1zPo

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
This guy is basically Afghanistan's version of Rage Against the Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC9sz0nPePI

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Deathy McDeath posted:

This guy is basically Afghanistan's version of Rage Against the Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC9sz0nPePI

Way too much distortion in guitar solos and a political stance that may be right but will always belong to people who suck at life. dude nailed it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
A poo poo country for poo poo people. Let's leave but we reserve the right to randomly predator drone them.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
can we just pay Elon Musk to drop a rock on them?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mike-o posted:

A poo poo country for poo poo people. Let's leave but we reserve the right to randomly predator drone them.

Did you get a stiffy when you read about the villages full of people afraid to go outside on a sunny day because they think the CIA drones will get them

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Mike-o posted:

A poo poo country for poo poo people. Let's leave but we reserve the right to randomly predator drone them.

This really should be our foreign policy. Its just as effective as anything else we're doing and still fulfills our need to see browns get pasted in revenge for 9/11.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yes. And then I stood at attention saluting the American flag while I belted out a pretty good rendition of the star spangled banner.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Stultus Maximus posted:

Nope, special forces.

:boom:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Mike-o posted:

Yes. And then I stood at attention saluting the American flag while I belted out a pretty good rendition of the star spangled banner.

and that banners name was Albert Einstein

Daktari
May 30, 2006

As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

Norwegian retards being dress up. :nor:
Pretty sure it's from a TV show

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Daktari posted:

Norwegian retards being dress up. :nor:
Pretty sure it's from a TV show

Doesn't matter; Joke was still awesome.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Daktari posted:

Norwegian retards being dress up. :nor:
Pretty sure it's from a TV show

The camouflage aint Norwegian. I''d say Swedish or Finnish.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Just saw this should probably post it here

https://www.facebook.com/EPluribusMemesUnum/videos/1395609920740555/

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 26, 2016

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

GyverMac posted:

The camouflage aint Norwegian. I''d say Swedish or Finnish.


It's not Swedish m90 camo. Probably Finnish. They sure do look like your average Finn.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Members of the Indian Navy ride a float during India's Republic Day parade in New Delhi on January 26, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Bro, it's all about the motorcycle guys.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I'm the dude on top with the binocs

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ded posted:

I'm the dude on top with the binocs

And the laptop!

The Slithery D
Jul 19, 2012
I'm the dude mushroom stamping the driver's helmet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

India has an aircraft carrier? That's adorable.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Well, I guess we know what Gabe's been doing instead of making Half-Life 3.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Decent figure, but she doesn't make lumpia as good as his last wife.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Ron Jeremy posted:

Decent figure, but she doesn't make lumpia as good as his last wife.

:drat:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

India has an aircraft carrier? That's adorable.

Ex British or Soviet iirc. Supposed to be designing their own

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Syrian Lannister posted:

Ex British or Soviet iirc. Supposed to be designing their own

lol, about that

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

India has an aircraft carrier? That's adorable.

Yeah, they were so desperate for one, they paid the Russians ~$2.4b to give an old Kiev-class an Kuznetsov makeover: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Vikramaditya

Then they bought MiG-29Ks, because all that :effort: with nothing to fly off the loving thing is pretty dumb.

The funny thing is...the Indians actually have a more capable naval aviation platform than their former colonizers, because they didn't feel the need to reinvent the loving wheel.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jan 27, 2016

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DekeThornton posted:

It's not Swedish m90 camo. Probably Finnish. They sure do look like your average Finn.

You Swedes like to rip on Finland, but us Norwegians like'em. Because its nice to have someone who actually know how to fight as a buffer agaisnt Tsar Putin. Last proper war Sweden had was with us, and you lost. :madmax:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

As long as Finland protects Europe against a Neo-Soviet incursion, the world is safe.

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The funny thing is...the Indians actually have a more capable naval aviation platform than their former colonizers, because they didn't feel the need to reinvent the loving wheel.

The harriers the MOD didn't sell to the US for spares were sold to the Indians. So they have functional aircraft carriers and planes to fly off them.

:britain:

Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up
Anyone have a link to that video where some helicopters see two people having sex on a base and they all come to check it out?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Destro posted:

Anyone have a link to that video where some helicopters see two people having sex on a base and they all come to check it out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9eRcv52x8Y

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
lol

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/CAQWF8y.gifv

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The T-14 Armata's interior is declassified so we can see inside now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxVLL_25gog

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

chitoryu12 posted:

The T-14 Armata's interior is declassified so we can see inside now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxVLL_25gog

"It has a stealth coating that makes it invisible to radar!"

lmbo

ded fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jan 28, 2016

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