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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. Also, because I hate both Brady and Manning. Why should other teams have good QBs while the Jags never do? You motherfuckers don't deserve good QBs.

Not that I'm bitter.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

whiteyfats posted:

In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. Also, because I hate both Brady and Manning. Why should other teams have good QBs while the Jags never do? You motherfuckers don't deserve good QBs.

Not that I'm bitter.

holy gently caress a jags fan someone quick take a photo before it skitters back into the woods never to be seen again

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

holy gently caress a jags fan someone quick take a photo before it skitters back into the woods never to be seen again

No one will believe you.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Bort Bortles posted:

I am disappointed that Peyton isnt shaking a bit.

♫ Do I really poop like this? ♫

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mel Mudkiper posted:

holy gently caress a jags fan someone quick take a photo before it skitters back into the woods never to be seen again
Hey, gently caress you, guy.

whiteyfats posted:

In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. Also, because I hate both Brady and Manning. Why should other teams have good QBs while the Jags never do? You motherfuckers don't deserve good QBs.

Not that I'm bitter.
:colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Brunell wasn't that bad for you guys, right?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whypick1 posted:

Brunell wasn't that bad for you guys, right?

Nah, Brunell was pretty good for a while.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Did he ever get his money back?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

whiteyfats posted:

In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them.

I guess if you wanted to criticize Montana's GOAT case it would be for his durability, but we're talking about an era when defensive players could just re-enact pro wrestling moves for real on quarterbacks whenever they wanted to, so even as a troll that feels kind of like weak bullshit.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

whypick1 posted:

Brunell wasn't that bad for you guys, right?

Brunell hung 62 on the Phins in a playoff game once. I think that was the football version of decapitating Marino, who still played after that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh, you're right...well, half right. That game pushed Marino and Jimmy Johnson into retirement.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

swickles posted:

Brunell hung 62 on the Phins in a playoff game once. I think that was the football version of decapitating Marino, who still played after that.
This happened in '99 and it was Marino's last game ever. It was glorious.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I watched that game by myself in my room

I was so sad :smith:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
gently caress the pro bowl and two cartoons

http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-pro-bowl/

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

gently caress the pro bowl and two cartoons

http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-pro-bowl/

In honor of the Pro Bowl you should abstain from doing anything and instead let a total scrub draw a comic for it.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Lets have Febreeze and Toaster Beef draft a team of scrubs to draw comics for them that week.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Febreeze posted:

gently caress the pro bowl and two cartoons

http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-pro-bowl/

FYI Rivers did decline going to the Pro Bowl.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


God that Cam one is so good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Bort Bortles posted:

This happened in '99 and it was Marino's last game ever. It was glorious.

Pey Pey about to live this experience.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sean10mm posted:

I guess if you wanted to criticize Montana's GOAT case it would be for his durability, but we're talking about an era when defensive players could just re-enact pro wrestling moves for real on quarterbacks whenever they wanted to, so even as a troll that feels kind of like weak bullshit.

Yeah, it's easier to be elite these days, without LT legitimately trying to kill you every down.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whiteyfats posted:

Yeah, it's easier to be elite these days, without LT legitimately trying to kill you every down.

TBF, QBs back then resembled giant piles of cocaine more than they do today.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Bort Bortles posted:

Hey, gently caress you, guy.

Hey now, there's only like 4 of us.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

NC-17 posted:

Pey Pey about to live this experience.

Salty fellow, aren't ya?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Salty fellow, aren't ya?

Even more than the backroom floor in an Adult bookstore.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Last Sunday, Tom Brady relived the pinball machine scene in "The Accused"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
FART request: draw Brady as Jodie Foster surrounded by the Broncos' front seven. Thanks I'll burn in hell now

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
FART request

Von Miller asks Brady to squeal like a pig

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
In this comic quijibo and J-prime age gracefully

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-arizona-cardinals-will-make-it-someday/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Bort noooooooooooooooooooooo

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

:allears:

Poor Fitz, doomed to getting QBs too late. :(

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

so true it hurts.

I kinda like the bortles-era unis.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Ow. :smith:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The only second wind Shaub's gonna have will be of the farthouse variety.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chichevache posted:

In honor of the Pro Bowl you should abstain from doing anything and instead let a total scrub draw a comic for it.

Chiche check your drat PMs

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Happy bday you handsome beard haver you

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I did a few more helmets and emailed them to Febreeze, including this one.



Green Day=/= Green Bay bugged me so I did this.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Bort Bortles posted:

Bort noooooooooooooooooooooo

Don't look at is losing a quarterback, look at it as Bort never having to be a Brown :unsmith:

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Darth Brooks posted:

I did a few more helmets and emailed them to Febreeze, including this one.



Green Day=/= Green Bay bugged me so I did this.



Perfect album choice for Green Bay fans too imo

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Manoueverable posted:

Perfect album choice for Green Bay fans too imo

Its like poetry, it rhymes. Bonus points for doing this shortly after the release of Making a Murderer.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Happy bday you handsome beard haver you

Thanks bro

If I remember right there are a couple other goons with a b-day today. I think it's Soul Diesel.

Also I got a birthday wish from PFTC on my facebook wall, I feel so honored

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