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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Axel Serenity posted:

Probably Vice or "citizen journalism" from within the compound, both of which are notorious for not giving a poo poo about media standards or safety

stream is now convinced everyone there is a crisis actor but i dunno what the conspiracy is

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
lol like either of those dudes can cover 500 yards

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

hemale in pain posted:

is the guy with the camera media? cause nothing is going to happen if they let him in

Legit media doesn't know who they are but they got the militia guys to sign a release.

https://twitter.com/ryanjhaas/status/692361703711993858

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Axel Serenity posted:

lol like either of those dudes can cover 500 yards

Maybe if you rolled them out flat with a rolling pin

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, they have a loving wizard!

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Wait a minute, maybe be weren't supposed to see them signing those releases. Are these.....crisis actors. :tinfoil:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
This Married with Children episode needs to ditch the shaky cam and ARG poo poo

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Adam Driver has to play streamer guy in the Bay movie.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
"You gotta poop?"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

everybody gotta go poop

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Anyone gotta poo? Somebody should stay here

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Now is the time for the FBI to strike some of them are pooping.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I started saying the crisis actor poo poo in chat and like 10 minutes later they broke out the papers

loving perfect

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Hahaha the Wizard totally had his rifle pointed right at the other dude's head when he jumped off the tractor.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

VikingSkull posted:

I started saying the crisis actor poo poo in chat and like 10 minutes later they broke out the papers

loving perfect

SA regaining relevancy as media puppet masters once more

red19fire
May 26, 2010

They are joking about pooping while there are Feds just over the hill :lol:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
If the feds raid the refuge, what will happen to the dildos?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Branch Dildonians maybe the best thing to come of this

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Is that pregnant chick in the camo?

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


red19fire posted:

They are joking about pooping while there are Feds just over the hill :lol:

And one of their dudes just got shot to death.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

"Idaho should be here by now."

Ohhh honey... You're getting stood up.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Concerned Citizen posted:

If the feds raid the refuge, what will happen to the dildos?

they loaded it all into canons like grape shot

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
"How well do you think they can hear me from there?"
"Not too great."

Oh my :allears:

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Remove your hat, patriots! :911:

EDIT: HAY RIDES INCOMING!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Axel Serenity posted:

"How well do you think they can hear me from there?"
"Not too great."

Oh my :allears:

whats the link

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
murica :911:

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

dad gay. so what posted:

whats the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil8bInw3hs

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

whats the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil8bInw3hs

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
You know these guys are fake because real patriots wouldn't use no soviet bloc guns.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hay wagon!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
"Truck with a hay wagon!"

There onto the Fed's Trojan Horse

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Remove your hat, patriots! :911:

EDIT: HAY RIDES INCOMING!!

Reminds me of the hayride story, except in this story they're all retards and jerking each other off.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
We finally get reasonable quality footage and David ruins it by blocking the camera every 30 seconds.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
The color guard advances!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
It's illegal just to send in a hellfire at them just standing around cellphone, right?

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Lolie posted:

We finally get reasonable quality footage and David ruins it by blocking the camera every 30 seconds.

With his chapped lips and meth mouth, no less. Are they out in the open, or is there like a building nearby? These guys are trying so hard to be tactical, but it's 100% based off watching movies, it's incredible.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
they should just fly planes over them in a grid pattern all day and make them think they are getting chemtrailed

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Any links for the news conference?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Send in a water cannon.

Get them all whiney and uncomfortable

Drag the scene out another 8 hours

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

red19fire posted:

With his chapped lips and meth mouth, no less. Are they out in the open, or is there like a building nearby? These guys are trying so hard to be tactical, but it's 100% based off watching movies, it's incredible.

I posted this link earlier: https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...6367dfd!6m1!1e1
That is the parking lot they are in.

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