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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Smoking weed on federal property would be illegal no matter what.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Lolie posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/692545529595744257

Worth clicking for the whole conversation about how the Navy Seal thing came about.

This is like that loving crusader era imaginary king who the Europeans thought was out in the Middle East somewhere and would come save their butts one day.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGAMwNBD6Y

the song of the night

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SHISHKABOB posted:

This is like that loving crusader era imaginary king who the Europeans thought was out in the Middle East somewhere and would come save their butts one day.

Prester John

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It's kinda sweet how they have all bonded over this stupid poo poo. Normally those other guys would call someone like David a fag, but instead they all just sit around the campfire and chill. :sax:

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Lodin posted:

It's kinda sweet how they have all bonded over this stupid poo poo. Normally those other guys would call someone like David a fag, but instead they all just sit around the campfire and chill. :sax:

Looks like the feds are going to take advantage of it, too.

https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692562469760405504

https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692562558214103040

Good thing they "just happened" to get beer and weed delivered to them by people who "slipped through" the roadblocks.

https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692565329550131200

Lolie has issued a correction as of 05:32 on Jan 28, 2016

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

That enTARPment! :haw:

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692565555472105473

https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692565746770141184

Firecam is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN746eiVjX4&feature=youtu.be

Lolie has issued a correction as of 05:37 on Jan 28, 2016

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


etalian posted:

Prester John
Yes, abd he was supposed to be past the Indus.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN746eiVjX4

im gonna die at this campfire

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Casimir Radon posted:

Yes, abd he was supposed to be past the Indus.

Also he was actually Genghis Khan. They knew somebody was terrifying the persians/etc and assumed it must be a good guy!

It's a really good analogy to them looking at a black helicopter and saying "IT MUST BE DER RETIRED NAVY SEALS HERE TO JOIN OUR FIGHT"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


VikingSkull posted:

Ok everyone, I did it. I made it 24 hours straight.

Y'all are on your own now, ya hear?

you are a brave walrus and a true patriot

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

jesus, here come the bear cats.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
whats funny is all the actual scary people who believe this poo poo just join the military or police lmaoooooooooo

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
When these guys get felony convictions, does the ban on them owning firearms expire after a set period or is it lifelong?

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Lolie posted:

When these guys get felony convictions, does the ban on them owning firearms expire after a set period or is it lifelong?

Probably doesnt really matter. They have most likely been getting them from gunshows and will continue to do so.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lolie posted:

When these guys get felony convictions, does the ban on them owning firearms expire after a set period or is it lifelong?

Yup it's basically a lifelong ban:
http://www.williamslawonline.com/Press-Room/Top-10-Things-Know-About-Federal-Gun-Law.shtml

NC state example

quote:

10. Can a felon ever regain the right to own a gun by having his civil rights restored? Theoretically yes, but practically no. 18 U.S.C. §§ 921(a)(20) and (a)(33)(B)(ii) say that "[a]ny conviction which has been expunged, or set aside or for which a person has been pardoned or has had civil rights restored shall not be considered a conviction for purposes of" the federal gun ban. To determine whether someone's civil right to own a gun has been restored, federal courts "look to the law of the jurisdiction of conviction . . . and consider the jurisdiction's entire body of law." United States v. O'Neal, 180 F.3d 115, 119 (4th Cir.), cert. denied, 528 U.S. 980 (1999).
This means that if a client has a North Carolina felony conviction, the federal courts will look to North Carolina law to determine if his civil rights have been restored. If they have been restored under North Carolina law, then the federal authorities will not be able to prosecute him for being a felon in possession of a gun.
The problem is that North Carolina law does not ever restore the civil right to own a gun to a felon. As of December 1, 1995, N.C. Gen. Stat. § 14-415.1 provides that anyone convicted of a felony forever loses the right to own a firearm, and North Carolina makes no provision for restoration of a felon's right to own a gun. With no restoration of rights under state law, our clients can never regain their right to own a gun under federal law

So even though there is a legal route, most state laws don't have a process to allow convicted felons to get back the right to own guns.

The ATF also has a program to allow felons to get back access but Congress basically defunded the whole resources behind the process.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Lolie posted:

When these guys get felony convictions, does the ban on them owning firearms expire after a set period or is it lifelong?

It doesn't expire but there are circumstances under which rights can be restored.;

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

quote:

But Finicum, with police in hot pursuit, attempted to leave the main road and drove into a snow bank. He emerged from the vehicle. FBI and state police ordered him to surrender. That's when, authorities say, Finicum reached down toward his waistband where he had a gun.

The SWAT team opened fire. Finicum was killed. Ryan Bundy suffered a light wound on his arm.

The shooting was captured on camera by the SWAT team. FBI and Oregon police officials are discussing possibly releasing the video, in part to counter claims by supporters that Finicum was gunned down while trying to surrender.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/27/u...linkId=20734533

Pretty much exactly what the Bundy driver/bodyguard said happened.

Uploads from Jason Patrick.

http://bambuser.com/v/6065212

Lolie has issued a correction as of 05:59 on Jan 28, 2016

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Lolie posted:

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/27/u...linkId=20734533

Pretty much exactly what the Bundy driver/bodyguard said happened.

Uploads from Jason Patrick.

http://bambuser.com/v/6065212

The government can fake the moon landing in 69 they can photo shop whatever they want now :911: :tinfoil:

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

slidebite posted:

The government can fake the moon landing in 69 they can photo shop whatever they want now :911: :tinfoil:

Yep, they can release the video but that's going to be these guys response right there.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

slidebite posted:

The government can fake the moon landing in 69 they can photo shop whatever they want now :911: :tinfoil:

Funny you say that, a professor at Oxford University did the numbers for four popular conspiracy theories compared to actual conspiracies that were revealed publicly like NSA Prism and the Tuskegee syphilis experiments. His math says that it would take almost a half-million conspirators to fake the moon landing given it's scope, but it would likely take 3 years for a whistleblower to show up to blow the whole thing wide open with no prior investigations. Conspiracies that get too big don't stay quiet for long.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"Welcome, my son."

LaVoy gazes on the infinite glory of God and notices gold fringe on his robes.

"You can't fool me, Satan!" He shouts as he reaches for his pistol.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

cheesetriangles posted:

Smoking weed on federal property would be illegal no matter what.

narc

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

cumshitter posted:

"Welcome, my son."

LaVoy gazes on the infinite glory of God and notices gold fringe on his robes.

"You can't fool me, Satan!" He shouts as he reaches for his pistol.

:lol:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cumshitter posted:

"Welcome, my son."

LaVoy gazes on the infinite glory of God and notices gold fringe on his robes.

"You can't fool me, Satan!" He shouts as he reaches for his pistol.

This but it's because Jesus is the wrong color

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

"Welcome, my son."

LaVoy gazes on the infinite glory of God and notices gold fringe on his robes.

"You can't fool me, Satan!" He shouts as he reaches for his pistol.

basically

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



he will lurk eternal under a gray tarp in the world between worlds, firing upon all who approach to free him to his rest

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


VectorSigma posted:

he will lurk eternal under a gray tarp in the world between worlds, firing upon all who approach to free him to his rest

He will ride eternal, vinyl and blue!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692585654849400833

https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692586289044938752

Confirmed by FBI.

https://www.flashalert.net/id/FBIOregon

Lolie has issued a correction as of 06:59 on Jan 28, 2016

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

InterFaced posted:

They should capitalize on the weed paranoia soon. Random drones and stuff buzzing overhead in the darkness.

Some FBI agent playing keep-away with a McDonald's bag attached to a drone.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll08ktN6Y24

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i chuckle when i see tweets from that gordon friedman guy. i like to imagine he's gordon freeman's cousin who was a smart enough kid but he just never made it to the big leagues of theoretical physics or fighting aliens. instead he takes a newspaper job and gets sent to cover a bunch of manchildren whining in the middle of nowhere

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Commence Operation Redneck Stomp!

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/692582285636276224

me too

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Plan Z posted:

Some FBI agent playing keep-away with a McDonald's bag attached to a drone.

wouldn't a tub of cool whip worker better

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



:siren: IMPORTANT PATRIOT FLASH what color was the mold on the weed???:siren:

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


They are going to roll up to the building in tanks with lights on and then have the guys hiding 15 feet away in ghili suits shoot them with tranqs or smth

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Feds cut the head off the snake and now are hoping attrition will do the rest.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Lolie posted:

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/27/u...linkId=20734533

Pretty much exactly what the Bundy driver/bodyguard said happened.

Uploads from Jason Patrick.

http://bambuser.com/v/6065212

4real the pigs should have to release all footage whenever somebody is hurt or killed, not just when enough people can kick up a fuss

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