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Crazy Ferret
May 11, 2007

Welp
:stat: What is this? An episode of Gilligan's Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are instantly unconscious.

:wal: Good one. 6 bucks says he has amnesia when he wakes up.

Red Mantle and Dragoon always crack me up.

:stat: We are two heads on one body. That has never, ever been hip.

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ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
Teenagers are cruel and they will just taunt us because our trousers are not in style any more!

X_Toad
Apr 2, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Or, and call me crazy, stop being over-analytical autists over a cartoon.

How, how! What are you, an owl? He can make some with his magic powers!

For the last time, Hank, I'm a ghost, not a genie!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Your powers are useless on me you silly billy.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Oh ya think genius? What tipped you off - was it the huge zipper, maybe the rubber mask? But you had to kill him anyways. If you'd played by the rules - the ghost pirate rules - and just run away, none of this would be happening! But nooo, you had to go nuts and kill a guy!

It's like being sucked off by an angel!

Oh, and that's not all. Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher and the guy who did the voice for Inspector Gadget.

Ghost Pirate captain is a fantastic one note character that somehow sticks around.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I've got the dart monkey on my back!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Crazy Ferret posted:

:stat: What is this? An episode of Gilligan's Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are instantly unconscious.

:wal: Good one. 6 bucks says he has amnesia when he wakes up.

Red Mantle and Dragoon always crack me up.

:stat: We are two heads on one body. That has never, ever been hip.

:stat: I guess two heads really ARE better than one!

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Why can't I hear them?

Because you are sane!

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Why would a company called "Franco-American" make Italian food?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Ah, don't knock or anything. It's not like I live with eighty guys and no women, so there is no chance I'm masturbating!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
I'm wringing my hands....menacingly.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014
Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:

:stat: I guess two heads really ARE better than one!

What does that have to do with anything?

Nothing. I've just wanted to say that all day; I got sick of waiting for an opportunity.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

I'm wringing my hands....menacingly.

Well, nobody can see that!

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Spanikopita!

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
Go Team Venture!

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
Google "Andrea Dworkin" on an empty stomach one day

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
No, no, fun is number five, which simply states: "Dust Buster with Corner Attachment!"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Brrrrrick Frog!

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




That's a Home Boy. But be careful, that houses the souls of TWO FOULMOUTHED REDNECKS!!!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Sockser posted:

Brrrrrick Frog!

And he's... got a knife!

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
SOUSAPHONE! It was awful. This band of kidnapped musicians.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
You see, I have recently become the recipient of a rather generous grant from THE GUILD
of Collegiate Investors.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

null posted:

Same here, that was the one shirt design I really wanted but I didn't get one, I even emailed them after the order deadline but they didn't have any extras. I got a Council of 13 one but it just ain't the same. I liked the OSI one since it looked pretty normal. It sounds like they put a lot of effort into the designs this season so hopefully they'll be more subtle ones like that.

The OSI shirt is my favorite tshit. It's my weekend tshirt all summer.

I will be sad when it dies.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014
Fun Shoe
Maybe this isn't totally appropriate for this thread, but in this clip from The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, host Larry Wilmore refers to Neil deGrasse Tyson as a world-renowned superscientist.


Edit: fixed the link markup.

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 28, 2016

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

tarlibone posted:

Maybe this isn't totally appropriate for this thread, but in [url=http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/e71eca5dc9/best-late-night-of-the-morning-neil-degrasse-tyson-drops-the-mic-on-b-o-b-s-flat-earth-conspiracy-theory?_cc=__d___&_ccid=_14xzd]this clip from The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, host Larry Wilmore refers to Neil deGrasse Tyson as a world-renowned superscientist.

Larry Wilmore is pretty great, so I'll check this out. :tipshat:

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
HELLO? IS ANYONE OUT THERE? I'M COMING OUT NOW.

SOMEONE LEFT A BABY OUT HERE.

*baby noises*

IGNORE ME!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE! IGNORE ME!

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
What was it like? Like naked skydiving into a mountain of warm whip cream.

Arm_Fruit
Jul 1, 2013
Buckle your mind Dean, cause it's about to get... blown

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Pretty much every episode in Season 2 is a strong contender for best episode of the series, other than maybe State Dinner, which still holds a special place in my heart because "Honest Abe's a 'mo, that's what happened!"

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Pretty much every episode in Season 2 is a strong contender for best episode of the series, other than maybe State Dinner, which still holds a special place in my heart because "Honest Abe's a 'mo, that's what happened!"

If there's one moment in State Dinner that I'd point to as evidence of it being great, it's "MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
And you're a tool, boy, built for a single purpose by the united states of shut your third god drat eye for a good loving reason. You can't teach a hammer to love nails. That dog won't hunt!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Mr. Nice! posted:

And you're a tool, boy, built for a single purpose by the united states of shut your third god drat eye for a good loving reason. You can't teach a hammer to love nails. That dog won't hunt!

What about uhhhh Humanity and Empathy and all that garbage?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

sbaldrick posted:

The OSI shirt is my favorite tshit. It's my weekend tshirt all summer.

I will be sad when it dies.

It's the only one I've bought so far. I wish I'd bought a couple more, it's the perfect gym shirt but so so thin and it's going to start forming holes any day now

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



HOT DOLPHIN!

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Canned Panda posted:

That's a Home Boy. But be careful, that houses the souls of TWO FOULMOUTHED REDNECKS!!!

IT'S POWERED BY A FORSAKEN CHILD?!?

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

What would I do without you, Brock?

You'd be dead.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

What about uhhhh Humanity and Empathy and all that garbage?

Who cares? You're going to special ops heaven. It's a g-man valhalla full of trim and guns. We eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets.


(I'm honestly not sure if this is right that other quote is seared into my mind)

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Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


Hank! Just because he's black doesn't mean he has the shining!

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