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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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fyodor posted:

It's actually hysterical to imagine hundreds of rounds being pumped into that guy like he's James Caan in the Godfather.

all that was left when they were done was a pair of boots with smoke coming out of them and a cowboy hat gently floating to the asphalt

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crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
One unhinged yokel who was clearly armed and even said he was willing to die is an American tragedy.



Numerous unarmed black men getting blasted every day of the week is totally their own fault and really just a fabrication by the liebrul media.



Nope these people are not racist shitstains at all.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

crabcakes66 posted:

One unhinged yokel who was clearly armed and even said he was willing to die is an American tragedy.



Numerous unarmed black men getting blasted every day of the week is totally their own fault and really just a fabrication by the liebrul media.



Nope these people are not racist shitstains at all.

racist shitstain lives matter :colbert:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Is the fat man who was screaming about killing roadblocks still there or did he run away like a bitch? Either option is satisfying to me.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


quote:

"It was absolute chaos," Fry says in the video. "People were just grabbing their things ... and just fleeing, driving in their cars and zooming out. A lot of people left even their guns, lots of guns and stuff behind. I mean, that's how crazy it is."

It was one thing when they were allowed freedom of movement from their little 'compound' and back. And now, when faced with true hard times, these brave patriots...run screaming from the building, taking the government's kind offer of no charges, and leave all of their precious guns FOR THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE WITH, as they run back for home to wait a few days before getting on Kickstarter and pretending that they were along the last to stand against the government and hope that someone buys the film rights.

If the U.S. Government really did go full blown authoritarian, our only 'hope' would be a bunch of weekend warriors with a gun fetish who would break the first time they didn't get a Twinkie. And that is the funniest motherfucking thing ever.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
its gonna really funny when the dudes who ran away and left their guns start complaining the government confiscated them unconstitutionally

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

crabcakes66 posted:

One unhinged yokel who was clearly armed and even said he was willing to die is an American tragedy.



Numerous unarmed black men getting blasted every day of the week is totally their own fault and really just a fabrication by the liebrul media.



Nope these people are not racist shitstains at all.

as soon as one of theirs died, though, holy gently caress did they pick up that hands up don't shoot thing and run with it without a trace of irony

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:


If the U.S. Government really did go full blown authoritarian, our only 'hope' would be a bunch of weekend warriors with a gun fetish who would break the first time they didn't get a Twinkie. And that is the funniest motherfucking thing ever.


A small part of me wants their stupid civil war fantasies to come true. Becuase as soon as they started committing violent acts the response would be swift and overwhelming.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

It was one thing when they were allowed freedom of movement from their little 'compound' and back. And now, when faced with true hard times, these brave patriots...run screaming from the building, taking the government's kind offer of no charges, and leave all of their precious guns FOR THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE WITH, as they run back for home to wait a few days before getting on Kickstarter and pretending that they were along the last to stand against the government and hope that someone buys the film rights.

If the U.S. Government really did go full blown authoritarian, our only 'hope' would be a bunch of weekend warriors with a gun fetish who would break the first time they didn't get a Twinkie. And that is the funniest motherfucking thing ever.

Well they didn't all get away, some got booked on the way out for Title 18 Section 372.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

From time to time the tree of federalism must be watered with the blood of sovereign citizens

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

From time to time the tree of federalism must be watered with the blood of sovereign citizens

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

crabcakes66 posted:

A small part of me wants their stupid civil war fantasies to come true. Becuase as soon as they started committing violent acts the response would be swift and overwhelming.

I like how our actual military is full of people from diverse backgrounds, gay or straight, black or white, born here or out of the country, all pretty incredible at getting things done

Meanwhile these true patriots can't handle not being able to make a Walmart run and probably screamed about the pussification of the military when Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

From time to time the tree of federalism must be watered with the blood of sovereign citizens

I want this with a burning confederate flag in the background

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Someone snuck out last night


https://mobile.twitter.com/ameliaOPB/status/692756503049023488

Amelia Templeton – Verified account ‏@ameliaOPB
Just 4 remain at the refuge:
David Frye, husband and wife Sean and Sandy Anderson, and Jeff Banta. #Oregonstandoff

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://mobile.twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692757517311410176

Welp

Gordon Friedman – ‏@gordonrfriedman
I had a convo w/ a ret. BLM worker, 30+ years of experience w/ Malheur. They said BLM never went after the Hammonds. #Oregonstandoff
9:13 AM - 28 Jan 2016

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
Jeff Banta, hero of the revolution, porn star, bank account as big as the sky

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
At least the drunk rednecks of the Whiskey rebellion managed to have an actual battle.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

From time to time the tree of federalism must be watered with the blood of sovereign citizens

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

For sale, assault rifles and pistols from the Stand-off

Great condition, never fired and dropped once

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish fry would start up the stream again, just for the chat. I get far too much pleasure watching like 3 patriots try to make their noble points in between endless zero effort tarp jokes.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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InterFaced posted:

I wish fry would start up the stream again, just for the chat. I get far too much pleasure watching like 3 patriots try to make their noble points in between endless zero effort tarp jokes.

I preferred the NoThievesAllowed stream because one of the mods kept banning people for using bad language which lead to this hilarious exchange.

***ButtplugHaram has entered the chat

Vax- Buttplug please change your name or be banned

***ButtplugHarahm has changed his name to DildosforPatriots

***Vax has banned DildosforPatriots

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Fry posted a little update on YT a little while ago.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Raku posted:

I hope they have another couple of days left in 'em. Here's what I do if I'm the feds.

Morning 1: A tank has appeared several hundred yards away from the fire. It doesn't move all day, impossible to tell if it's even manned.

Morning 2: The tank has closed just enough distance for it to be noticably closer

Morning 3: Even closer still

Morning 4: Two tanks

Its a shame that we cant empty quote any more in GBS

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

The Ape of Naples posted:

Fry posted a little update on YT a little while ago.

https://youtu.be/URlOAAvwRhg

:qq: its another Waco :qq:

"Peaceful protest"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I would love to know their definition of a violent protest

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

theultimo posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692757517311410176

Welp

Gordon Friedman – ‏@gordonrfriedman
I had a convo w/ a ret. BLM worker, 30+ years of experience w/ Malheur. They said BLM never went after the Hammonds. #Oregonstandoff
9:13 AM - 28 Jan 2016

I read BLM as Black Lives Matter and was really confused for a second there.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
haha cool the fat screaming in front of backhoe guy is still there.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/VnMP7OsqWq8
:laugh:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Having a real Poe's law moment here. Is it real? Snipers pearched in the trees, they shot at the car for "5 to 10 minutes". The comments sure think its real. Literally worse then WACO. one comment is longer then the 'article'.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So the whole point this uprising was to turn a pristine federal facility into a trailer park?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
So fat guy is officially Sean Anderson

etalian posted:

So the whole point this uprising was to turn a pristine federal facility into a trailer park?

Seriously what a loving dump they turned that place into

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

InterFaced posted:

haha cool the fat screaming in front of backhoe guy is still there.

He's the only one who will be charged because he an idiot on livestream

But of course, he did nothing wrong

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

I'd like to apologize to the FBI. Like many of my fellow bloodthirsty liberals I was frustrated with the lack of law enforcement action. The wait has paid off. This is fuckin' beautiful.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The feds should have literally blockaded the building 4 weeks ago. I mean a total lock down of the area including cutting off all power, water, gas, and other utilities to the building. Literally no one gets in or out. This would have been over in 3 days.

Honeypot.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

Philthy posted:

Honeypot.

Gimme some of that sweet seditious honey.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would love to know their definition of a violent protest

Any protest that involves people who aren't white conservative anti-government gun owners.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The NEW Black Panther movement! Tens of thousands of members! What about them huh!

Oh..it was just one guy.. oh..

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

It looks like he's just dancing with a taller man

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So fat guy is officially Sean Anderson


Seriously what a loving dump they turned that place into

Those fuckers also ransacked all the offices in the reserve to find evidence of federal employee wrongdoing.

Imagine coming back to work and the whole place now looks like trailer part with cigarette stubs and empty beer cans all over creation.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

etalian posted:

Those fuckers also ransacked all the offices in the reserve to find evidence of federal employee wrongdoing.

Imagine coming back to work and the whole place now looks like trailer part with cigarette stubs and empty beer cans all over creation.

also dildos. Lots of dildos.

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