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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I saw the term WalMartyrs for the first time today. I like it.

Y'all Qaeda Vanilla ISIS Ranch Davidiot Ewok WalMartyrs. Has there ever been such a cornucopia of apt nicknames for a group of idiots?

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Holy poo poo. Seven miles without a rascal! loving feds!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



theultimo posted:

My 214 is out there, it has sealed info on specific classified data, but its all there for the most part. (Which since wikileaks leaked out all info its useless anyway)

I can guarantee anyone who says their record is fully sealed is full of horseshit

This is 100% correct.

sighnoceros
Mar 11, 2007
:qq: GOONS ARE MEAN :qq:

theultimo posted:

Jesus, does anyone just donate to terrorists?

http://www.gohomemalheur.org

Number of Days the Malheur NWR Occupied: 25 (paused)
Amount Pledged Per Day: $3158.00
Total Amount Pledged: $83,024.00
Number of pledges: 1588

These actually appear to be donations to spite the militia.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



"Who are we threatening?"

Government employees less than twenty four hours ago you lovely bumpkin, remember? Like a day ago, when it was you personally doing that? Look who wants to be mr reasonable now that the cavalry isn't going to come and kill all the bad men for him

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
And a bit o crazy:

[Timg]http://i.imgur.com/ejH7bRS.jpg][/timg]

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...

Lolie posted:

Can't wait to see how their resolve holds up once they run out of cigarettes.

That one guy there who was constantly smoking and hacking his lungs up, was he the dude who was arrested? Is he still there?\

I am just trying to picture him charging the FBI so he doesn't die slowly from cancer, only to be winded 5 steps later, doubled over, hacking up phlegm, and then gently being escorted into the back of a police car, all the while wheezing and attempting to declare his desire to be shot for the cause.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





sighnoceros posted:

These actually appear to be donations to spite the militia.

yea it's going to the wildlife refuge, a PAC about gun violence, the SPLC and the local Native American tribe.

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

theultimo posted:

And a bit o crazy:

[Timg]http://i.imgur.com/ejH7bRS.jpg][/timg]

I too remember when all those brave Turks converged on Cairo.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


:lol: at complaining the FBI made someone walk 7 miles before arresting him. They should have been more considerate!

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Inkel posted:

I too remember when all those brave Turks converged on Cairo.

:lol: like the people who take him seriously could show you Turkey on an unlabeled map or tell you what country Cairo is actually the capital of.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

theultimo posted:

And a bit o crazy:

[Timg]http://i.imgur.com/ejH7bRS.jpg][/timg]

Never change, you fuckers. I love that none of these idiots batted an eye when Bush was using executive orders to do whatever he wanted. Now that a black guy is in office, suddenly they have major problems with the way the government works. Coincidentally 2/3 of these groups did not exist in 2007.

Also, I'm already hankering for the next 'peaceful' occupation by these patriots. There is going to be truckloads of dildo deliveries as they plead on youtube to be taken seriously.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
My friend just pointed out that with a name like LaVoy, the cops might have thought he was black. That's why he got shot.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





red19fire posted:

Never change, you fuckers. I love that none of these idiots batted an eye when Bush was using executive orders to do whatever he wanted. Now that a black guy is in office, suddenly they have major problems with the way the government works. Coincidentally 2/3 of these groups did not exist in 2007.

Also, I'm already hankering for the next 'peaceful' occupation by these patriots. There is going to be truckloads of dildo deliveries as they plead on youtube to be taken seriously.

Dildo makers are getting rich off of this :lol:

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

Cowman posted:

Dildo makers are getting rich off of this :lol:

This is all just a false flag by the Dildo Industrial Complex to tighten their grip over our country.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

red19fire posted:


Also, I'm already hankering for the next 'peaceful' occupation by these patriots. There is going to be truckloads of dildo deliveries as they plead on youtube to be taken seriously.

They're the Elliot Rodger of militia groups.

No wonder LaVoy Finicum was pissed off. The gummint tool away his sweet foster care dollars a few days after the stand off started.

quote:

Finicum said a social worker removed the last of his foster children from the ranch beginning Jan. 4, with the last child transferred out of his home on Jan. 9.

“They didn’t go out at the same time,” Finicum said. “One was there for a year, one of the boys was there six months, another eight months, and a month. I don’t know where they ended up.”

The removals coincided with Finicum’s involvement in the occupation of the refuge, outside of Burns. He blamed the removals on “pressure from the feds.”

Lolie has issued a correction as of 21:12 on Jan 28, 2016

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

It just dawned on me that's annoying fat man.

He's sad because it looks like there is some cheap beer left. :(

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Opb livestream has fry interview

http://www.opb.org/radio/listennow/player.php/

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Feds return and are confused why the breakroom fridge is filled to the top with Cool Whip/Hot Dogs

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Fry wants assurances that he can go back to Ohio and his job of dental assistant.

:laugh:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

This was in the related videos and god drat it's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpkM9bDJrxA

this is ridiculous! what!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

theultimo posted:

Fry wants assurances that he can go back to Ohio and his job of dental assistant.

:laugh:

What an adventure story he'll have for all the middleage women he works with.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

etalian posted:

Feds return and are confused why the breakroom fridge is filled to the top with Cool Whip/Hot Dogs

Hey, they're presumably getting a month of paid leave.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

etalian posted:

Feds return and are confused why the breakroom fridge is filled to the top with Cool Whip/Hot Dogs

So that's who bought doobies stock

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Can anyone make any sense of what Ammon Bundy and his lawyer are saying. He's spent all this time saying that feds should have no jurisdiction and yet now he seems to want the SCOTUS to act as a court of original jurisdiction in relation to the charges against him.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lolie posted:

Can anyone make any sense of what Ammon Bundy and his lawyer are saying. He's spent all this time saying that feds should have no jurisdiction and yet now he seems to want the SCOTUS to act as a court of original jurisdiction in relation to the charges against him.

If they understood law, they wouldn't be in this situation in the first place. Terrible understanding of the federal government, courts, and law enforcement is practically synonymous with the Bundy name.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Lolie posted:

Can anyone make any sense of what Ammon Bundy and his lawyer are saying. He's spent all this time saying that feds should have no jurisdiction and yet now he seems to want the SCOTUS to act as a court of original jurisdiction in relation to the charges against him.


She's been the best person to follow on twitter when it comes to the Oregon thing.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Pistol Pete be live saying drunk arrested guy is a crisis actor, if anyone is itchin' to troll a chat

e- not Pete I think? but it's his channel and live

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Lolie posted:

Can anyone make any sense of what Ammon Bundy and his lawyer are saying. He's spent all this time saying that feds should have no jurisdiction and yet now he seems to want the SCOTUS to act as a court of original jurisdiction in relation to the charges against him.


ikanreed posted:

If they understood law, they wouldn't be in this situation in the first place. Terrible understanding of the federal government, courts, and law enforcement is practically synonymous with the Bundy name.

Its been said before in sovereign citizen threads but these people literally believe the law is magic.

They believe there are certain phrases or actions you can say that activate the secret hidden power of the constitution and protect you from the evil federal government.

Their steadfast belief that the constitution as a legal authority can exist outside of the government that enforces it is mystifying to me.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lol I told the chat that we should drone them and these guys are losing it, tons of rowdy Patriots in here

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

follow the money......

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

VikingSkull posted:

lol I told the chat that we should drone them and these guys are losing it, tons of rowdy Patriots in here

You're doing gods work, son. I don't feel like touching the poop right now but I'm really enjoying watching you poke it with a stick.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Their steadfast belief that the constitution as a legal authority can exist outside of the government that enforces it is mystifying to me.

Plenty of people who are more aware of the law than sovereign citizens seriously think the constitution was ordained by god.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lol the guys in this chat think the whole thing was a neo-bolshevik false flag

im fuckin dead haha

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

theultimo posted:

Fry wants assurances that he can go back to Ohio and his job of dental assistant.

:laugh:

But they use FLOURIDE at a dentists office. I think this dude is actually in with the Illuminati! :tinfoil:

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
4estfloor3 hours ago (edited)
this has to be a bullshit staged act to discredit REAL Militias. These morons are not the answer. nor the Truth.

Talent Release Forms were signed. They are the talent. is this not a play on the mind?
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Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Lolie posted:

Can anyone make any sense of what Ammon Bundy and his lawyer are saying. He's spent all this time saying that feds should have no jurisdiction and yet now he seems to want the SCOTUS to act as a court of original jurisdiction in relation to the charges against him.

they also don't think the scotus has the power to interpret the constitution or give judicial review and that marbury vs madison just sort of happened by accident and nobody really noticed. they are still mad that this battle was fought in the 1780s and the federalists won, but they dont have a strong enough grasp on any of the history to understand that.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Well, when are the REAL patriots going to act?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Entropic posted:

Talent Release Forms were signed. They are the talent. is this not a play on the mind?
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If I were a secret government psyop I would absolutely make sure we had proper documentation

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
For people who care so much about America they know shockingly little about America.

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