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Who will win the debate?
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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
gently caress Iowa
- Gilmore, in Iowa

Lol, "I'm the veteran" in like the second sentence.

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Does Iowa have a car tax? Does NH?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Thump! posted:

Holy poo poo is that what my former governor sounds like?

I've never heard him speak, despite living under his rule for 4 years.

My former governor is Jeb!

:shepicide:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gilmore is legitimately the best candidate on stage at present

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

OatmealRaisin posted:

Does Iowa have a car tax? Does NH?

Pretty sure New Hampshire doesn't have taxes.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vile posted:

lmfao yeah its some weird Dunmer thing

Bernie would look at an emperor-pardoned immigrant and he would say, "wealth beyond measure, outlander"

Carly would sneer at this figure of destiny and simply provide, "out of my way, n'wah"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

gilmore is legitimately the best candidate on stage at present

Yeah :smith:


WampaLord posted:

My former governor is Jeb!

:shepicide:

:glomp:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
"Not gonna say gently caress New York but gently caress NEW YORK"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
The Huckster took some poor Uber driver's money

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Huckabee, brought to you tonight by Thomas.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Vile posted:

lmfao yeah its some weird Dunmer thing

She's still a Thalmor at heart.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Huck giving away the game.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I lived under Bush during the Terry SChaivo bullshit :(

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

one of Huckabee's top contributors is something called E Gluck Corp

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Got to plug :google: now!

Vile posted:

I lived under Bush during the Terry SChaivo bullshit :(

Me too, buddy.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



So is everyone trying to pick up the Bernie gently caress SuperPAC line or...

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
A terror attack every day in America! Gunmen shooting people in the streets!

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"WATCH OUT!"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
More searches for the Paris attacks than Donald Trump? I do not believe that.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



There's been 18 terror attacks this year in the US? What?

I doubt they're including the Ranch Davidiots in this

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Please ask about Vanilla ISIS

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
King is a religious title too

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ISIS is a fully-functional state with developed first and second strike nuclear weapons.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
santorum's having trouble getting his words out

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Rick a Caliphate is an exact analogue to a Christian Kingdom you loving shithead.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Santorum narrowly avoids comparing the Caliphate to Roman Catholicism.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
King is also a religious title, Rick. That was one of the complaints of the guys who founded this country, in fact.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
de-de-de-uh-legitimate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rick just described a shitload of Texas, just replace Sharia with Talmudic

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
de, uh, de... uh, illegitimate

Shut up Rick. Nobody cares.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Deilligitimate, gonna take Iraq's land and give it back to them.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
shut the gently caress up carly

just shut up

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

More searches for the Paris attacks than Donald Trump? I do not believe that.

Donald Trump is not an "event."

He's a phenomenon

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"Does Obama have a point?"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"We need to delegitimize ISIS" he says, right after legitimizing ISIS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ISIS will literally end america - Republicans

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Climate change is is a big myth

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

shut the gently caress up carly

just shut up

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



ISIS is closely related to Iran -Someone who doesn't know poo poo about the Middle East

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turnip kid
May 24, 2010
Uhhh what

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