GOP Iowa Debate on Fox News. Jan 28. 7pm & 9pm. Stumped Trump Edition

Who will win the debate?
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Ben Carson
	Jeb! Bush
	Chris Christie
	John Kasich
	Rand Paul
	Carly Fiorina
	Mike Huckabee
	Rick Santorum
	Jim Gilmore

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

LIVE STREAMS

http://www.foxnews.com/ will not require a cable subscription.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr:

ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/
http://www.hulkusc.com/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: Iowa Events Center in Des Moines, Iowa
Moderators: Bret Baier, Megyn Kelly and Chris Wallace with "YouTube Creators" DulceCandy, SoldierKnowsBest, and NabelaNoor
Sponsors: Fox News, Google

THE CONTENDERS

7pm THE KIDDIE TABLE

Carly Fiorina, former ink cartridge mogul
Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas
Rick Santorum, former Senator from Pennsylvania
Jim Gilmore, former Governor of Virginia

9pm A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND HATERS WITH NO CLASS

With their greatest political achievement.

Senator from Calgary

Footwear Model

Egyptologist

former Governor of Florida

Governor of New Jersey

Governor of Ohio

Senator from Kentucky

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:52

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:29

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

Poll is missing Donald Trump. Please fix.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:54

Obliterati: Nov 13, 2012; Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Tomahawk posted:

Poll is missing Donald Trump. Please fix.

I thought we were voting for runner up

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:57

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Tomahawk posted:

Poll is missing Donald Trump. Please fix.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:59

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 4 days!

JEB!

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:59

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Protest vote Gilmore!

Also was there anything official posted on when the Trumptacular is and if anyone is hosting it? Seems like a thing for the OP

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:00

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Wait, how did Gilmore make a debate? Can he even afford to fly in?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:13

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Trump has boycotted the poll because it was unfair to him.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:21

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Not a Step posted:

Protest vote Gilmore!

Also was there anything official posted on when the Trumptacular is and if anyone is hosting it? Seems like a thing for the OP

He's apparently doing a Donald J. Trump Special Event for Veterans at Drake University at the same time as the debate (8 PM CT), but there's no news on the particulars yet.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:26

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This is Jeb!'s time to shine baby

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:41

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

RU! BI! OHHHHHHH!!!!! has that been done yet

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:43

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

echronorian posted:

RU! BI! OHHHHHHH!!!!! has that been done yet

No one has seen Rubio in months. There are rumors that he's dead.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:49

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Carly Fiorina, former ink cartridge mogul

9pm A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND HATERS WITH NO CLASS

Senator from Calgary

Footwear Model

Joe I love you

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:50

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Tesseraction posted:

Trump has boycotted the poll because it was unfair to him.

And yet I still believe he will win.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:51

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Trump and Bernie are above TV debates

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:55

SnakePlissken: Dec 31, 2009; by zen death robot

echronorian posted:

RU! BI! OHHHHHHH!!!!! has that been done yet

How about Ru-Ru-Rubio (Whoah)?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:16

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Maybe this one will move slow enough I can follow it.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:28

Michael Corleone: Mar 30, 2011; by VideoGames

Since Trump isn't an option I gave my vote to JEB!, I think you should all do the same.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:35

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

I voted for Ben Carson because I think the sleeping dragon will finally awake tonight

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:36

Pocky In My Pocket: Jan 27, 2005; Giant robots shouldn't fight!

Is trump actually stumped or will his magical powers somehow turn this into a trump win?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:47

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Michael Corleone posted:

Since Trump isn't an option I gave my vote to JEB!, I think you should all do the same.

Sorry man, car tax is my number one issue above all others.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:49

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Michael Corleone posted:

Since Trump isn't an option I gave my vote to JEB!, I think you should all do the same.

If Jeb has a legit good showing while not in Trump's shadow and runs with it I will poo poo my pants

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:50

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

So the obvious drinking game for tonight is "whenever Trump is mentioned by name" right?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:57

Obliterati: Nov 13, 2012; Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Gilmentum is real

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:02

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

protest vote for gilmore

a vote for gilmore is a vote that you throw in the cuuckold OP's face

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:08

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

Just lol if you think someone needs to be physically present at the debate to win it. We already know the counter event will draw bigger ratings and Trump won't be interrupted by a news organization concerned with giving speaking time to a bunch of losers whose poll numbers can't even sum up to The Great Ones numbers.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

also now the youtubers can't suicide bomb trump

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:25

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Ted Cruz is cool & good.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:27

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:27

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Michael Corleone posted:

Since Trump isn't an option I gave my vote to JEB!, I think you should all do the same.

I thought about adding a comedy option to the poll this time, but then realized I already had.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:28

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

gillotine

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:28

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

I did my duty and voted Jeb!

Should I make a separate thread for Trump's event to contain the two or is this thread gonna do double-duty or what?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I really was looking forward to Trump vs Cruz 2 and for Darrell Hammond this weekend

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:30

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Xenophon posted:

Should I make a separate thread for Trump's event to contain the two or is this thread gonna do double-duty or what?

Seems like it should have its own thread.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:35

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Seems like it should have its own thread.

Thread is live here!

(I had already started working on one)

Xenophon has issued a correction as of 17:45 on Jan 28, 2016

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:38

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Little_wh0re posted:

Is trump actually stumped or will his magical powers somehow turn this into a trump win?

Well, since like all of the questions will be about him and almost all of the answers will be too...

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:12

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

I voted for Ben Carson because I think the sleeping dragon will finally awake tonight

he always wins the debates. his calling card has always been saying the same apocalyptic poo poo as everyone else but with a sleepy friendly giggly vibe, and he throws in some genuinely funny situational comedy. i think the debates are helping him keep his polling numbers sooooo much higher than they 'should' be

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:34

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

oystertoadfish posted:

he always wins the debates. his calling card has always been saying the same apocalyptic poo poo as everyone else but with a sleepy friendly giggly vibe, and he throws in some genuinely funny situational comedy. i think the debates are helping him keep his polling numbers sooooo much higher than they 'should' be

Yeah, he has virtually no media presence anymore because his campaign is such a mess, these debates are basically the only thing keeping him in the public eye.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:59

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

In the debate before last Cavuto (National Pokedex number 140) was talking about Wall Street raiders and said Bernie Sanders instead of Bernie Madoff but NOBODY corrected him, everyone in the debate (and probably most people watching) just went "Bernie Sanders? A Wall Street fuckface? Sure, why not, close enough". A disgrace.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:11

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Also this is what's playing in my head when I scroll through the candidate GIFs, and it should play in yours, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaI7d0beRA4

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:16