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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Country grows, government grows. You can't explain that.

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
I know I do this alot but I really hate story time so much

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hollywood is killing america

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

hollywood is killing america

hosed up if true.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


Too bad he's not on the ballot.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

our black president never met a struggling person

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Huck's "Bubbles vs Bubbas" is almost exactly like Cruz's "New York Values"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
ASK CARLY TO POST THE THREE PAGES HOLY poo poo WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Wow that was odd cadence on that question

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Why doesn't anyone ask Carly to publish her three page tax code. It's only three pages

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
three

page

tax

code

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Maytag was a failed business in the end, snapped up and gutted by Whirlpool

He literally just said he'd make government run cheaper by ensuring that failed business ventures stay propped up, and even then he was being disingenuous. Incredible

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
If it's been around for twenty years, why can't you find a copy? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's been around for years but big government is keeping it from being released?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

memy posted:

Why doesn't anyone ask Carly to publish her three page tax code. It's only three pages
Uhh it's existed for 20 years, what more do you want?

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

three

page

tax

code

Longer than Herman "Pokemon Master" Cain's plan.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The only good part of this debate is the questions

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



smartphones? Aren't those liberal silicon valley bubble devices?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what the gently caress is this smartphone thing

what number do they call

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
carly is so desperate for attention

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Is it true that, if you don't use it, you lose it?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
.....take out your smart phones, press 1 for yes press 2 for no


did i ,uh did i miess a step

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
wait what was that about smartphones? is she doing some American Idol thing?

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
Why is the fact this tax code of hers is 3 pages long relevant?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Take out your smartphones. Press 1 for yes, press 2 for no.



What the gently caress is this supposed to mean

Also the bell means nothing as usual

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

memy posted:

Why doesn't anyone ask Carly to publish her three page tax code. It's only three pages

It's actually the same tax code, but just with really small font and 0" margins

Also, what was that about voting with your phone?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Thump! posted:

Is it true that, if you don't use it, you lose it?

:laffo:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Has Carly ever released the 3 page tax code?

Like, its just 3 pages. Shouldn't be that hard to put together for show.

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
Jokes on Iowa the 3 page tax code is a double sided 24inch x 150 feet.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I pressed 2, and nothing happened

Salsa Shark
Sep 17, 2012

:omarcomin:
Is Fiorina's cross necklace too big?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



STAC Goat posted:

Has Carly ever released the 3 page tax code?

Like, its just 3 pages. Shouldn't be that hard to put together for show.

I could put a 3 page tax code together drunk and it would be more coherent than this Fiorina speech

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
I cannot wait until people are campaigning for a tax code on a single index card.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



And she'll do it, she has a long history of firing people!

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

the free market will provide everybody a job and when it doesnt we can whine about something else

republicans want federal workers making tens of dollars an hour to retire so contractors can do the same work at overheads totalling hundreds of dollars an hour

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I'm pretty sure John Galt's monologue is longer than three pages, so her claim is suspect.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

YEA gently caress THE VA! *crowd applauds*

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Arkane posted:

I pressed 2, and nothing happened

It just dialed my voicemail.

Now what, Carly?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



"I'm gonna start by firing 4,000 VA employees." -Fiorina

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Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

STAC Goat posted:

Has Carly ever released the 3 page tax code?

Like, its just 3 pages. Shouldn't be that hard to put together for show.

you have to pass the 3 page tax code in order to read it

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