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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

resurgam40 posted:

"No one wants to be poor!" -man whose policies would keep millions in poverty

its literally progress, sadly. Many conservatives think the opposite

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Gilmore coming at Fox News loving hard!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gilmore is mad that nobody knows who he is

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

blue squares posted:

Huckabee's heart sounds like its in the right place, his head is just up his rear end

Its just his thing. He's one of the few of them intelligent enough to realize that you shouldn't tell poor people to work harder. But its just a show. I mean, that whole thing was him saying "lets get rid of unemployement, welfare, and foodstamps" just phrased as folksy populism.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Gilmore doesn't want to hear from Carly either, the loving best

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Oh poo poo Gilmore exposing the second Fiorina bump prior to the bump!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Gilmore basically spoiling the new X-Files for everyone.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



AAAAANNNNDNDDDDD his argument just got deflated

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Gilmore pulling the media card or announcing he's going to control the media?

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Why does this debate have ANY more questions for Gilmore?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

STAC Goat posted:

Its just his thing. He's one of the few of them intelligent enough to realize that you shouldn't tell poor people to work harder. But its just a show. I mean, that whole thing was him saying "lets get rid of unemployement, welfare, and foodstamps" just phrased as folksy populism.

Well yeah, but at least he isn't calling all poor people lazy welfare queens

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Nagato posted:

Gilmore going Super Saiyan

Gilmore: "When I'm President"

:laugh:

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
I'm the guy nodding at Trump's "we need to be more institutions for sickos" while others in the audience laugh.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Gilmore continuing his gently caress Iowa platform.

He's got my vote.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Gilmore openly flouting that he does not give a gay gently caress about Iowa.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I AM

SO

GODDAMNED

SICK

OF

IOWA

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

MrChupon posted:

Gilmore: "When I'm President"

:laugh:

This. I can't stop giggling when he says it.

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
WHY CARLY FIORINA'S NAME IS ON EVERYONE'S LIPS
1 minute ago

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Democrazy posted:

Why does this debate have ANY more questions for Gilmore?

Gilmentum is taking off

OatmealRaisin posted:

Gilmore continuing his gently caress Iowa platform.

He's got my vote.

:agreed:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Joementum posted:

Idea: Jim Gilmore and Lindsey Graham moderate all debates from now on.

seconded

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
moderately decent hillary jab there

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



GIL WITH THE HILL BARB!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"i don't want to redfine the role of the individual in society"

"NO HOMOS, NO DYKES, NO COMMIES, NO LIE-BERALS IN THE GLORIOUS FUTURE, VOTE GOP"

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

ISIS is closely related to Iran -Someone who doesn't know poo poo about the Middle East
lol

we really need Lindsey Graham back

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fade5 posted:

lol

we really need Lindsey Graham back

Graham at least understood the nuance pretty well, he just didn't care

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Why would you include federal money in spending attributed to Huckabee as Governor?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
This question is amazing. "Isn't shrinking government REALLY the only way to help the poor?"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



fade5 posted:

lol

we really need Lindsey Graham back

Seriously. I don't know why I'm even watching this thing anymore now that Lindsey is gone. I guess because Gil is my former governor and is somehow the best person on stage at the moment (not that that says a lot.).

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
That loving graph:

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Huckabee: What's a marginal tax rate?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS

IOWEFQWEFIONWEFNIOWIOENWOVQWDQDQ

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
fuckabee has no idea how taxes work, news at 11

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In Mike Huckabee's America, working sixteen hours a day will be a rewarding career.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

And another politician misrepresenting how progressive taxation works!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

fade5 posted:

That loving graph:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
A literally regressive tax will help those at the bottom - My Cuckabee

Fake edit: And Huckabee doesn't know what tax brackets are

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Republicans don't know how taxes work!?

Big if true

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh, we just need to work 16 hours to get paid twice as much? Brilliant! :downs:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Beforehand posted:

This question is amazing. "Isn't shrinking government REALLY the only way to help the poor?"

Does eliminating means and asset requirements count as "shrinking government"?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
santorum loves big corporations, but i'm looking out for the little guy

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