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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Children don't vote.

gently caress pandering to non-voters.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

this is real

this really happened

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

:five:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

Jesus christ

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

a little late to the party but oh my god

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Jesus Christ that Gilmore ad. We could have had so much more if he was actually running

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


Words cannot describe.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

Holy poo poo

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

My Imaginary GF posted:

i bet that's a bush family inside joke that Bush Sr. says to Jeb whenever Jeb tells him about the latest goings-on in his life.

"Oh, you're having another little brown one? Mission accomplished, Jeb. Mission accomplished."

"Oh, you found my socks? Mission accomplished, Jeb. Mission accomplished."

this needs to be a sitcom or reality tv

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jeb is doing just as much to kill the GOPe as Trump is and it's wonderful

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

He's so happy

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Patter Song posted:

If Jim Gilmore had done this six months ago he'd be at the big kids table right now.

Peachstapler posted:

car tax is my number one issue above all others

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
W is gonna give his bro soooo much poo poo at Christmas

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
An interactive feature from the New York Times with everything Donald Trump has insulted on twitter

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

:wow: Amazing

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
We need another President from Virginia.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander


This is the funniest thing about this stupid election so far.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tim O'Brien
JOURNALIST, BLOOMBERG
“dumb guy with no clue”“really stupid talking head”“dopey writer”

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


Finally real Journalism I can use

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Huh, H5N1 is a lot younger than I thought

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
Virginia is the Boston Celtics of Dope-rear end-gently caress Presidents.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Glenn Beck
TELEVISION PERSONALITY
“crying”“dumb as a rock”“failing”“lost all credibility”“irrelevant”“wacko”“sad”“failing, crying, lost soul”“very dumb and failing”“has zero credibility”“irrelevant”“mental basketcase”“viewers & ratings are way down”“irrelevant”“wacky”“a real nut job”“always seems to be crying”

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Jeb Bush is a radical terrorist attempting to kill anybody engaged with politics by virtue of being maximally Jeb.

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
I'm watching Trump walk off his plane in Des Moines. Let the party begin!

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

Maybe Jeb is no tortoise, but an actual human being with feelings?

First thing I thought of was that scene in It's A Wonderful Life where George Bailey is giving his own money to the crowd and one lady says she only needs $17.50. George kisses her on the cheek.

3:36 in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPkJH6BT7dM/

William Bear fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jan 29, 2016

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

THIS IS THE GREATEST ELECTION OF ALL TIME

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

echronorian posted:

W is gonna give his bro soooo much poo poo at Christmas

"Looks like campaigning isn't as easy as you thought it was. Noogie time!"

"MOMMMMM!!!!"

"Mission accomplished, W. Mission accomplished. Now why don't you go and paint in the bathroom?"

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Peachstapler posted:

I'm watching Trump walk off his plane in Des Moines. Let the party begin!

Go up and kiss him!

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Brannock posted:

I can top that Jeb video

Click this immediately

https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Jeb has officially reached the "Acceptance" stage

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

this is so embarrassing. i think i will die of secondhand shame if i watch this to the end

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

​i screamed at the top of my lungs
​but my voice couldn't save this home
​you're proud of taxes on your cars
​what's left now?
​where can we go?

​i think we all need a little more gil

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

nevermind i dont read the posts i quote

v neither do you apparently. we both thought it was two different jeb videos but actually it was the hip and with it gilmore video

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 29, 2016

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

FourLeaf posted:

this is so embarrassing. i think i will die of secondhand shame if i watch this to the end

hows it embarassing? you ever worked for a candidate who knew they were gonna lose and was just going through the motions? A voter being persuaded can really make your day when every call is answered with "No, you're dead to me now, sorry"

Its the most human I've seen Jeb! this whole cycle.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Jeb!'s therapist must get paid so much

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Consummate Professional posted:

Jeb!'s therapist must get paid so much

I wonder if there's a therapist who specializes in treating the children of famous political figures.

If there is I hope they're keeping an eye on poor Rand.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Venom Snake posted:

Wait are you arguing that because people are being to mean to Trump on his unprecedentedly racist, sexist, and bigoted campaign that more white men will vote for him?


Yes. It's revealing of the people who say it while also being incredibly stupid.

"Stop forcing me to be a shithead!"

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fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Is the trump thing on TV

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