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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Why would I want a pocket constitution

So you can explain to traffic cops why they can't stop you for DUI?

Oh, sorry. I've been spending too much time in the Oregon/SovCit thread.

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Bill O question from Calgary, AB, presumably Cruz under a fake name.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

All of my killing books

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Why would I want a pocket constitution

you never know where you'll be when you forget what powers congress does and doesn't have

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

LMAO at O'Reilly talking about Wounded Warriors being poo poo/



Does Bill end every episode with people gushing over him? How insecure is he

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Killing Jesus

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



omg O'Reilly really makes listening to Trump blather on about god knows what seem appealing

more book plugs than AM radio

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

Does Bill end every episode with people gushing over him? How insecure is he

Yes and very.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

blue squares posted:


Does Bill end every episode with people gushing over him? How insecure is he

Yes and very.

I think Hannity and Greta do it too. Not sure about Kelly.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol you can spot the exact moment when Bill's teleprompter ran out and the red light on the camera was still bliking

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

ANNOUNCER: The Republican Primary Debates are filmed in front of a live studio audience. Tonight the role of Donald Trump will be played by Chris Christie and his pocket cheeseburger.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let the madness begin :getin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Question I most want asked tonight is for one of them to respond to Paul LePage's statement that Mainers should load their guns and kill drug dealers.

As many follow ups as it takes to get an answer.

I know this won't happen.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:siren: it's happening

Huzanko
Aug 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPfFvCUTCMA

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"hi! I'm Megyn Kelly and I lost my hair and cannot find it for the life of me."

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



And here

we

go

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
sorry Fox, my second screen experience is the Trump circus.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

why can't i vote for trump as debate winner

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
EXCLUSIVE GOOGLE CONTENT yeah I'm totally going to do that

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! is so happy his tormentor won't be there.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
A reminder that Rubio's ears are loving freakishly huge.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Marco Rubio's ears are twice as large as Carson's

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Homework Explainer posted:

why can't i vote for trump as debate winner

A vote for Gil is a vote for Trump

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Jeb looking pained already
and a huge cheer for Rand

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Ted the only one to get boo's

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
end debate Rand just won

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Rand looks like he has two pencil stubs stuck in his hair.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rand managing to look pissed off that he got invited to this event he really, really wanted to get invited to.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Don't pay the buzzer guy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Short hair is the superior hairstyle, good choice Megyn

Too bad about the personality

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Lol

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Just tuned in. And it looks like just at the perfect time!

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
here we go omg

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i can't wait for everyone to wail on ted cruz

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
That's a lot of empty seats.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Needs More Ditka posted:

"hi! I'm Megyn Kelly and I lost my hair and cannot find it for the life of me."

Seriously though, it looks terrible on her.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Meagan rubs it in by tossing Cruz a softball.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Booo Ted

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol our first question is fuckin Trump

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