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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
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Jim Gilmore
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
FOX starts with a gently caress trump question

and cruz starts with a slimy nonanswer

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Oh snap. Megyn called Trump an elephant. He's not gonna be happy about that.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
oh boy thats a first question that'll certainly settle any future bickering

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

"Iowa, after Monday, you will never see or hear from us again" - all candidates

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Cruz is AWESOME at not answering questions.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
OF COURSE the first question is about Trump

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump question first question

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Cruz has never answered a goddam question in his life has he

Also Megyn Kelly's hair looks like a sculpture.

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

Logikv9 posted:

FOX starts with a gently caress trump question

and cruz starts with a slimy nonanswer

He never answers properly.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ted is definitely going to win Iowa. Why the hell did Trump bail?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

*pimps out daughters in opening statement*

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
1st question is an invite to attack Trump, yeah Trump is going to get a boost from this

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Hey Ted, howabout Texas? You know, the state you purport to represent? gently caress them, right?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
fly to iowa to save as many people as you can

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i fuckin knew they'd invoke "elephant in the room" and that is such a layup for an attack on trump's not being a true republican or w/e

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Loving how lukewarm the applause was for that applause line

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


omg you lazy pussy attack trump and stop talking about how you love Iowa

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ted Cruz: I'm a maniac.

I stopped listening after that point.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Openly admitting that he uses his children as political props in strangers houses.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

25000 ppl watching the foxnews stream right now

31000 ppl watching the trump stream

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
omfg thats pretty funny Ted

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Iowa is gonna be fly-TO country!?

The gently caress is wrong with you Ted?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that was bad

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Shaaaaade

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Donald Trump's theme music starts playing, fireworks trigger, and Trump comes out and bashes Cruz in with a sledgehammer.

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Okay, that was pretty good, at least by the standards of these debates.

It's been interesting to see how much difficulty the bells have been having tonight, though.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
lets poo poo on trump now that he is not here. what a bunch of pussies


Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Holy poo poo how many life essences did Cruz suck out for that one legitimately funny line.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I'm going to lose interest in like ten minutes if none of these guys punches Cruz in the face

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Cruz demonstrating why he's leading in Iowa: he's a total fake willing to pander and not care that everyone knows it.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
God. It was such a mistake for trump to skip the debate. I'm calling it now. His numbers plummet.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm tablet guy behind Megyn

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Cruz is legitimately good at debating

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
"I'm a maniac, everyone on this stage is stupid fat and ugly, and Ben you're a terrible surgeon"

Ted Cruz, imitating Trump, and also telling the truth on at least 2 out of the 3 things.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Mm those lashes, dayum Megyn

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Logikv9 posted:

Donald Trump's theme music starts playing, fireworks trigger, and Trump comes out and bashes Cruz in with a sledgehammer.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump trump trump trump

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Holy poo poo Meagan shoves the knife in right after the softball. Go Fox Blonde!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Tommah posted:

25000 ppl watching the foxnews stream right now

31000 ppl watching the trump stream

38,000 watching some dude play The Division

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Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

oh that thing isn't the debate??

is there a youtube steam for debate??

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