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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Rand, why have you disappointed your dad?

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Old James posted:

Trump is Zed from Pulp Fiction and Bush is The Gimp.

Who are Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in this analogy

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009
Lol Rand Paul's face at Cruz being the heir to his dad.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Logikv9 posted:

WHY DOES YOUR DAD HATE YOU, RAND?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

why did you make your dad sad

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Rand, even your daddy hates you

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"Rand, Jeb loves his mommy and daddy. Why don't you love your daddy?"

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


#cooldads

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lord Hydronium posted:

Rand, why have you disappointed your dad?

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Debate topic: Who is the greatest dad ever?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Rand Paul's daddy doesn't love him

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
So Ron Paul hasn't endorsed, Rand, right?

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

nice prep for the question

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
rand really missing an opportunity to call his dad the gold standard

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
rand paul coming out with the knives

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

There's an opening here for Kelly to find out which candidate actually has the best dad.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
THE KNIVES COME OUT FOR TED

TEDS DEAD BABY

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
AUDIT THE TED

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

literally no substance questions yet. what a snore.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
this loving sucks someone post when Trump takes the main ( man ) stage

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Rand framing every question as an attack on Ted will be terrific.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

For a second there CNN had a quadruple screen of Trump, Bernie, Hillary, and Bill Clinton.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Cruz with the death stare

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



What the christ is the Liberty Vote

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Democrazy posted:

So Ron Paul hasn't endorsed, Rand, right?

http://www.theonion.com/article/ron-paul-withholding-presidential-endorsement-unti-38392

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
You can trust Ted Cruz to pander to everyone!

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
I've been listening to this for 10 excruciating minutes and I'm already like "take their coats"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So the argument in the Trumpless debate is who loves Ron Paul more? :getin:

Someone ask Jeb! about this (they won't because they're bad moderators)

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Joementum posted:

Jeb! seems to be incapable of understanding that nobody other than people named "Bush" think his dad and brother were good Presidents.

I'm Lefty McLefterson and I think George H.W. Bush was the second best Republican President of the 20th Century.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

is there anyone in this primary who doesn't have massive daddy issues

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
GOD SHUT THE gently caress UP RUBIO WHY DID YOU BRING UP ISIS

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

slay me rand

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

the verdict is in

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/692893070329716736

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/692892175974027265

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Can you imagine if every Republican debate was exactly like this? Thank god for Trump.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....so..... torture?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Rubio you fuckstain, we know where they are.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Where in the hell are all these Rand fans coming from

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



So I guess ISIS is a more powerful military power than the US?

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