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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

rubio is trying to get that sweet lindsay graham vote

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

True. He was also better than H.W.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Needs More Ditka posted:

why does marco rubio always sound like a high schooler giving a speech in class who prepared for his speech by snorting a line of coke?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
don't pander to NH in Iowa, Kaisch

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
This isn't the same without Trump :(

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Twerk from Home posted:

Where the hell do these Rand Paul fans come from? Where have they been before?

Pretty sure there's no more Paul supporters in these debates than any other campaign's, there just way more willing to make asses of themselves.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I honestly forgot Kasich was on the stage. Is this the first time he's spoken?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Ah yes, the well known 3 forms of politics: establishment, antiestablishment, and Kasich.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Kasich loving torpedoes any chance he has by proposing that not all democrats are bloodsucking monsters composed of pure hatred for America.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
We need to come together but also the Democrats are literal baby killers

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

you landed lots of planes in the OR

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what kind of saying is that? landing a lot of planes in the O.R.?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Holy gently caress Ben Carson is here!?!?!?!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Landing the gently caress out of some brains.

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Landed a lot of planes in the OR? What the hell does that even mean?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


"You've landed a lot of planes in the OR." Great metaphor, Chris.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Oh great, I needed to get to bed, glad Ben is here as human Ambien.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea Ben we aren't expecting polish

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Land planes in the OR? What the gently caress is Wallace talking about?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"You landed a lot of planes in the OR."

I'm not sure where you were going with that one, Wallace.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
"You've landed, uh, a lot of planes in the OR."

Nice segue, Wallace.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

"i'm not that great" — john kasich

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
2am phone calls

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
Sometimes people call me at 2am too, can I be president next?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Virtually no applause from Kasich.

What does "truth" have to do with running the country, Friend Ben?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
carson lowered his ambien dosage

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Twerk from Home posted:

Where the hell do these Rand Paul fans come from? Where have they been before?

rand paul's large and vocal following is impossible to poll because they're all hiding from phones and internets and any other way they could possibly be contacted because the nsa is watching

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Lord Hydronium posted:

Land planes in the OR? What the gently caress is Wallace talking about?

Wallace is v. dumb

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

WampaLord posted:

Oh great, I needed to get to bed, glad Ben is here as human Ambien.
I'm not seeing a walrus yet :confused:

Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD

pig slut lisa posted:

"You've landed a lot of planes in the OR." Great metaphor, Chris.
For anyone it'd believe that happened, at least in the surgeon's mind, it's Carson

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Trump's arrived at his thing, in case anyone wanted to switch

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


someone got into rubio's stash

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
gently caress these losers, Trump is on

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Constant Hamprince posted:

Kasich loving torpedoes any chance he has by proposing that not all democrats are bloodsucking monsters composed of pure hatred for America.

Kasich can "win" (i.e. come in third) in New Hampshire just by pulling the Jon Huntsman vote.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



"we've never been in this situation before"

A war?

Ben, we've been in a shitload of wars dude.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DougAndres/status/692893933521620992

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Open your drat eyes, ffs.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
we need different solutions...solutions i can't speak about right now

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

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i am terrified

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Logikv9 posted:

carson lowered his ambien dosage

i figured his campaign staff had to put adderall in his food

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