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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
isis probably should open some car washes, it is awfully dusty over there (i have heard)

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Our military is too weak to take out ISIS :(

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Isn't the YPG that Ted Cruz wants to fund socialist?

Democrazy has issued a correction as of 03:23 on Jan 29, 2016

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Rubio tries to think of an average, normal person job and comes up with "stockbroker".

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
They want to start the apocalypse and by GOD we are going to give them exactly what they want unironically.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why does Rubio's hair look off

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
How does Cruz have so much support? Its literally impossible to like this man.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I will never get tired of Republicans complaining about dangerous apocalyptic fundamentalists. :allears:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rubio didn't exactly say "gently caress Obama" but the spirit was there. I'm counting it. 3-3.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Worst Person Ted Cruz is making GBS threads on Jimmy Carter.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The Booming Cruz Economy

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

this debate repeats itself more than the democratic primary thread

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

SpRahl posted:

How does Cruz have so much support? Its literally impossible to like this man.

Crazy evangelicals and other wingnuts are a surprisingly high part of the population.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Odds that Rubio will tie every question back to how much he'll bomb ISIS?

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

SirKibbles posted:

Trump is out yall can change channels now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Pretty sure ISIS is not the most dangerous Jihadist group in history. Maybe the one that almost won at Poitiers.

Rescuing my sick dark ages history burn from the end of the last page.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
We need Obama on stage to talk about how much better our military is now compared to when we had horses or something.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
UNLEASH BOOMING REAGAN RESOURCES

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Shut up idiots

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
oh my god is carson coughing again?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
I had to leave the Trump stream; couldn't follow it.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Democrazy posted:

Isn't the YPG that Ted Cruz wants to fight socialist?
correct

Our new Middle East strategy involves giving guns and air support to a bunch of loving commies

It rules, is what I'm saying.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Cruz looks like the talking pile of poo poo at the end of "Weird Science".

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Cruz gets points for not saying he'll "rebuild" the Marines

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Rubio and Cruz going after each other, Trump sits backs and smiles all part of the plan.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

the most :smug: chuckle

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Man why you gotta bring Jimmy Carter into this? The guy's probably dying of cancer and has been doing good poo poo for the world since you were a kid Cruz.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm the hot Fox News lady

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
is there anyone on this stage not named Rand that doesn't wnat to blow up the whole world?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Logikv9 posted:

Worst Person Ted Cruz is making GBS threads on Jimmy Carter.

Carter is a much better Christian than he.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I assume they get away with constantly slamming the military as being horrible and incompetent because they safely disenfranchised everyone currently in the military?

I mean, old veterans might even agree, "things were better in my day" and all that.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Don't worry guys! You'll get to continue to call for nuclear annihilation right after this quick word from our sponsors.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Megyn Kelly looks like she's cosplaying as Claire Underwood

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

SpRahl posted:

How does Cruz have so much support? Its literally impossible to like this man.

Cruz has made it his campaign strategy to get the support of all the worst "Christians" in politics. People who kill abortion doctors? People who want to execute gay people? People who pal around with white supremecists?

So basically his support is from all the other people that are impossible to like.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Joementum posted:

Eisenhower and Roosevelt
Eisenhower; H.W.; Roosevelt :colbert:

TR was good domestically and an imperialist jackass abroad
H.W.'s foreign policy was great and domestically he was pretty good before getting hosed by the Reaganomics anti-dividend

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
This Jesus movie sounds like absolutely the worst thing.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Democrazy posted:

Isn't the YPG that Ted Cruz wants to fight socialist?

Yep

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

nachos posted:

Why does Rubio's hair look off

He's also wearing an uncharacteristically red 'Trump tie"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Trumps killin it.

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disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Which plan for dealing with ISIS is the best? Vote on our Fox News poll. The choices are:

1) gently caress them all to death
2) Rand Paul

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