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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

nachos posted:

Why does Rubio's hair look off

His bald spot is massive and his hairstyle scaffolding is starting to give way.

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

nachos posted:

Why does Rubio's hair look off

^^^^that too.
Because he is a young guy with a 60 year old haircut.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

nachos posted:

Why does Rubio's hair look off

Combover. He's super balding.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Stereotype posted:

I assume they get away with constantly slamming the military as being horrible and incompetent because they safely disenfranchised everyone currently in the military?

I mean, old veterans might even agree, "things were better in my day" and all that.

They're not saying the military is incompetent, they're saying penny pinching Democrats are stopping our boys from winning the war.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What's the point of watching this when Trump isn't on?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Needs More Ditka posted:

is there anyone on this stage not named Rand that doesn't wnat to blow up the whole world?
technically rand would be okay with drone strikes on people who rob liquor stores

but otherwise correct, everyone else up there would happily start WW3 in a heartbeat

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Protester being ejected at Trump rally.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pohl posted:

Because he is a young guy with a 60 year old haircut.

gotta be awkward for a republican to walk into a barber shop and ask for the Stephanopolous

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Senator Cruz, my next question is about...ah, gently caress it, everyone just quote from your stump speech about ISIS, Reagan, and Obama

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
DONALD TRUMP!

or another outsider WILL WIN!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jumpingmanjim posted:

What's the point of watching this when Trump isn't on?

Well one of the seven people on this stage is going to be the GOP nominee.

Spoiler: not Rand.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Chris, that's a very good question, but let me say: free market. Economy. America. Troops. Reagan.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Governor Christie.... how come you're here tonight?"

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

Spoiler: not Rand.

Also not Kasich.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

"Governor Christie.... how come you're here tonight?"

HILLARY CLINTON

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie knows a thing or two about convenience (stores)

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
If the whole middle school class president candidacy of rubio thing doesn't work out, he could voice act the ads for that stupid war mobile game.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Logikv9 posted:

christie knows a thing or two about convenience (stores)

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Chrissy Chris making a brief aside to give a sloppy, awkward blowjob to the people of flyover country.

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
cristie confirmed for voting bernie

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
"Mrs. Clinton you've lost my vote."

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Christie knows something about sitting in chairs

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"My name was mentioned."
"No it wasn't."

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sardonik posted:

If the whole middle school class president candidacy of rubio thing doesn't work out, he could voice act the ads for that stupid war mobile game.

there are like 30 of them so you're gonna have to narrow it down

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Chair of Consequence, New Mexico

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
"Hillary Clinton shut down a bridge for her conv--oh, never mind."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Logikv9 posted:

christie knows a thing or two about convenience (stores)

he must be anti-wawa

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha shut up Ted no one thinks you're important

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
YES poo poo ON THE SLIME MAN

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

kill me

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

CRUZ CLUSTERFUCK!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



OH gently caress OFF TED

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Christie skips the chance to hit Cruz.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
shut down ted

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Here Cruz's impressive debating skills come in to play, when he yells at the moderator.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

lmao, get hosed Cruz

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
thank god someone shut him up

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ted Cruz would be an awful dungeon master.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
:lol: Shut the gently caress up Cruz.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

HILLARY CLINTON

Marco Rubio starts seething with rage, Jeb has an asthma attack.

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