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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
in chicago, somebody robbed a store and yelled ISIS, so why does obama refuse to link this to terror

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The moderation is almost non-existent, allowing people to ignore the questions completely with no follow-up

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Logikv9 posted:

who the gently caress googles "is america safe"

Ben Carson

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol what the gently caress is Al-Qaeda Marco?

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Rubio is almost as deplorable as Ted

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Okay, I'm pretty sure literally every response by Rubio has been about how awesome and powerful ISIS is

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
I really hate Rubios ears.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
whats wrong with these people
seriously

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Logikv9 posted:

who the gently caress googles "is america safe"

people who buy guns after every obama speech

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Pohl posted:

Rubio is somewhat like-able. His policies suck and he's a warmongering rear end in a top hat, but he has some semblance of being human.

"Abortions from incest or rape are not allowed"


Very likable.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Flambeau posted:

whats wrong with these people
seriously
Their voter base.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rubio would be dunked on harder than Paul Ryan in a general election. He is awful.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Flambeau posted:

whats wrong with these people
seriously

They're racist fuckin' Republicans.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Logikv9 posted:

in chicago, somebody robbed a store and yelled ISIS, so why does obama refuse to link this to terror
seriously 10 years ago they would have pledged alliance to al qaeda/the taliban

2 years ago it would have been boko haram

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

blue squares posted:

The moderation is almost non-existent, allowing people to ignore the questions completely with no follow-up

That is part of the rules. They can ignore the question and answer however they want. Moderators can follow up, but...

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
loving Rand gets handed a perfect chance to out-Constitution-worship Rubio and instead he pivots to loving border security, he deserves his poll numbers.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Oh my god, Governor Kasich, when you check your email you go to Altavista and type 'please go to Yahoo.com'? You don't deserve the internet."

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The debate sucks so bad I'm going to watch this 5.6/10 rated movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2304933/

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rand is great at making GBS threads on people but he will never get any higher in 5% in the polls

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Logikv9 posted:

in chicago, somebody robbed a store and yelled ISIS, so why does obama refuse to link this to terror

popular opinion might turn against Rahm

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rubio takes a lot of notes in the debates. I kind of want to see what he's writing.

Part of me thinks he's just doodling Ms. Kelly's legs.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Meanwhile, Trump has invited Santorum and Huckabee on stage to say a few words, LMAO. So many handshakes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
If the debate rules are that they get to respond if someone mentions their name why aren't the Senators using Senate floor policy where they can't mention names?

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Despera posted:

I really hate Rubios ears.

He lost his ears in a wet-willy accident at the age of 5. Being the son of poor Cuban refugees they couldn't afford the medical bills and replaced them with pork chops.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Marco Rubio keeps saying,"When I am President..." why aren't the moderators factchecking that and reminding him he will never be President?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Lord Hydronium posted:

Okay, I'm pretty sure literally every response by Rubio has been about how awesome and powerful ISIS is
confirmed

still need to livestream the CJTF OIR's youtube at this debate

would get constant cheers from this crowd

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Cruz is a combination of a smug baby with poop in its diaper and a sleazier dick nixon

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"it's not profiling if you tap EVERYONE'S phones!"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Hell yeah Megyn

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

FACT CHECKING

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why did the moderators finally grow a spine for chris christie of all people

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Christie being called on lies

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
THEY SAW MUSLIMS!!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Despera posted:

I really hate Rubios ears.

yeah but he can pick up all the channels

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Christie: "Those folks in San Bernardino knew they were talking about attacking the country and that they had guns!"

Um, yeah, sure they did.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
So Christie - Does this mean I can report anyone who has a bunch of guns and talks about Taking the Country (back)?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Boy, when Megyn Kelly is the one defending Muslims you know things are hosed up.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


"They saw MUSLIMS"

Go gently caress yourself Megyn

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


COPS CAN'T PROFILE MEGYN

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"call the police on all muslims 24/7" - chris christie

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