Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Fox news is just handing the night to Trump LMAO

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Trump was smart

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Colonel Corazon posted:

jeb thinks his family had a magical chinese sword named chang and learned from his daddy to unleash chang upon his foes

whaaaaat

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Wait, going back to someone's question - did Donald Trump get wind of the fact that the moderators were going to brain them with videos?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TED

CRUZ

DOT

ORG

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

WampaLord posted:

:lol: Thank you, this is perfect.

MOre importantly that his dad threatened people with sarcastically because Chiang was proverbially weak

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


SpRahl posted:

Jeb gave rubio the sword of Chang a mythical conservative warrior. Apparently Jeb confused Chang for Chang kai Shek the Taiwan dictator whom his dad would routinely threaten people with. And yes it was a actual sword
Even better, HW would say it as a joke about how much he sucked at tennis

Jeb took it seriously, because Jeb

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


trump is so lucky to have skipped this

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The Kingfish posted:

Ted Cruz dot org!!

MARTIN O MALLEY DOT COM!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
GOOGLE TED CRUZ

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I wish they had gone after Rubio with videos last so that he would have had plenty of time to get sweaty face

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Was this all a ruse? Has Trump and FOX been allied this whole time?

We're through the looking glass here folks.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: Nobody cares about Senate procedure, which always makes this portion of the "for it before I was against it" debate fun.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
KILL HIM. GO FOR THAT CANADIAN SLIMY gently caress

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Colonel Corazon posted:

jeb thinks his family had a magical chinese sword named chang and learned from his daddy to unleash chang upon his foes

But It was actually a reference to something conservatives would say about a chinese leader that had absolutely no hope of regaining control of the mainland, in essence making fun of them for believing that was all they had to do(Unleash Chang), and his dad would say it before tennis serves. Jeb copied it without realizing what it meant, because he's a moron.

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Rubio and Cruz getting eviscerated while Trump parades vets around and has two other candidates basically endorse him.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Rochallor posted:

"On January 28th, 2016, Fox News will become self-aware."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

MOre importantly that his dad threatened people with sarcastically because Chiang was proverbially weak

What a loving Jeb! move

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
poo poo down his neck rand

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

SAY AUDIT THE TED

SAY IT

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Abel Wingnut posted:

trump is so lucky to have skipped this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Rand Paul placing his balls upon the chin of Cruz

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.
FOX just slit Cruz and Rubio's throats.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Crucify Cruz

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

gently caress him up rand

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002


I think he got it confussed with his other book Reply All, which is $2.99 on Kindle

http://www.amazon.com/Reply-All-Gov...NZCQXZKN6N1TSBA

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rand: Ted Cruz is a goddamned liar and can go gently caress himself.
Cruz: Yeah well.... gently caress Rubio!

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

oystertoadfish posted:

i think itll be boring

maybe it wasnt i dunno

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Here's a knife Rand, place it into Ted wherever you like.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
the wolves are circling and going for ted's throat

No Friend of Gravity
Feb 24, 2006

It's the Red Wedding of debates

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
these videos made the debate 100% better

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH UHHHH

UHHHH

UHHH

MARK LEVIN!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh man that is a ROGUE'S GALLERY he's touting

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

Rand Paul: With my last attack, I will kill Ted Cruz.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
got a shout in for for Master Shake

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Let's ask all of my crony friends. They know I'm telling the truth.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
NUKE THE CANADIAN. BURN HIM WITH NUCLEAR FIRE

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



meanwhile, trump has two sassy black ladies stumping for him right now

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol "if you want the truth, ask Rush Limbaugh"

  • Locked thread