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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIAR, CRUZ?

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
mark levin lmfao

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Vile posted:

SOMEONE FROM FOX DEFINITELY TIPPED TRUMP OFF ABOUT THESE VIDEOS

I

SEE

IT

SO

CLEAR

NOW

My God...

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Ted Cruz may have had a 34-word amendment, but all Donald Trump would need is 14.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
best debate yet, not even missing trump holy poo poo it's a goddamn bloodbath

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
THE KNIVES COME OUT.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh poo poo Marco pull up

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
Master Shake was called. Drink your entire liquor bar.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

KILL THEM ALL! BURN! BURN!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

RINO

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

But It was actually a reference to something conservatives would say about a chinese leader that had absolutely no hope of regaining control of the mainland, in essence making fun of them for believing that was all they had to do(Unleash Chang), and his dad would say it before tennis serves. Jeb copied it without realizing what it meant, because he's a moron.

Indeed. There is the reality and the then there's the magical world where Jeb wanders.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
Rubio's voice sounds so much like loving Matt Damon's that I can't even think of him as anyone but.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
oh my god this is amazing.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
-rubio

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
fix the loving buzzer Fox

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I demand that these guys refer to Senator Sessions as Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Rubio has weak rear end poo poo.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


so close to everyone just yelling TED NOBODY LIKES YOU

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Is Cruz not doing well tonight?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nuke iowa right now

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

19 o'clock posted:

Rubio's voice sounds so much like loving Matt Damon's that I can't even think of him as anyone but.

Whiny Matt Damon, to boot.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Rubio's having a very public moment of clarity

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have accidents too!

Rhino?

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


KILL HIM! RIGHT FOR THE THROAT! I LUST FOR CANADIAN BLOOD!

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Hillary Clinton is crying from laughter right now

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Trump just turned his car around and went home

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Marco Rubio: "We're not going to beat Hillary Clinton."

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Murder each other, doooooo ittttttttt.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

-Zydeco- posted:

KILL HIM! RIGHT FOR THE THROAT! I LUST FOR CANADIAN BLOOD!

BOMB HIM UNTIL HE GLOWS!

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


19 o'clock posted:

Rubio's voice sounds so much like loving Matt Damon's that I can't even think of him as anyone but.
Don't ruin Matt Damon for me :mad:

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

Beforehand posted:

Megyn Kelly is the best thing on FOX News, which isn't saying much, but is still awesome.

Shepard Smith.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

BWV posted:

so close to everyone just yelling TED NOBODY LIKES YOU

Requesting one Christie grand slam on Ted please

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



STOP LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA YOU CREEPY FAT gently caress

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

WampaLord posted:

Can someone explain the Sword of Chang joke to me?

George HW Bush used to play tennis with his war crimes buddies. He was not very good. He used to joke that he was going to "unleash Chiang!" on his tennis opponents. This was a joke. Radical conservatives of the 70s and 80s were convinced that Chiang Kai-Shek was ready to invade mainland China and overthrow Mao, and he just needed to be 'released' (i.e., have US support). So, basically, George HW Bush was making fun of radical conservatives while he played tennis with his normal conservative war crimes buddies.

Later, his son misinterpreted the gently caress out of this and presented a young Hispanic boy with a sword, saying it belonged to a mystical warrior named Chiang Kai-Shek, and both of them took said sword as a sign of true conservatism. They're all idiots.

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

RINO Republican in name only. Basically calling someone a RINO is "no true conservative" "liberal in disguise"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/TheBriefing2016/status/692906481591685120

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AS PRESIDENT I WILL HONOR ALL THE COMMITMENTS

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Christie: Send me, there are few tapes of me being a dumbass

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