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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
come to jesus

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



OH FOR FUCKS SAKES

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

haaaaaaaaaaaah

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Hahahahaha Jesus

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Literally burst out laughing at that Jesus comment

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
JESUS CHRIST, WHO CAME DOWN TO EARTH

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
jesus...

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
lemme tell you about jesus

Yudo
May 15, 2003

jesus died for the republican party

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
RANDOM JESUS SHOUT OUT but anyway

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


MothraAttack posted:

Lol tedcruz.com has been hacked

This is the best debate ever.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Okay Marco going hard on the Jesus Christ cover story.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
what the gently caress

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
loving gross

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
OH MY GOD RUBIO

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Holy poo poo Marco. Yeah, you're not Jesus. Thanks for that reminder.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
There's only one Saviour, and it's not Marco Rubio.







It's Donald Trump.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Thump! posted:

Oh poo poo Rubio going with the Obama Justice conspiracy line

And already repeating his stump speech.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Jesus is mexican, not cuban

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Jesus Christ should be the nominee

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
BERNIE BURN

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

marshmonkey posted:

It was a poll of his mummy and daddy.

50% ain't bad, I guess.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
BERNIE SANDERS IS A SOCIALIST

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
lmao GAAWWWDDDD JEEEBUSSSS

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Jesus: "Leave me out of this you idiots"

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
lol "on the youtube" - actual jed comment

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i want to be sweden!!!

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
tepid attack on bernie

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha.

"gently caress Sweden."- Marco Rubio

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
South Carolinians are already voting, Rubs!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
SEVEN YEARS OF ECONOMIC GROWTH FROM THE 2008 DISASTER! gently caress THAT HE'S A FAILURE! -Marco gently caress off rubio

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Doesn't Rubio go to like, 8 different churches?

Constant Hamprince posted:

Mormon, Protestant and Catholic Jesuses are Rubio's only saviours.

Ahh that's the stuff

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I think Bernie is a good candidate...

NOT!!!!!!

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Mormon, Protestant and Catholic Jesuses are Rubio's only saviours.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

SHE IS DISQUALIFIED

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Beforehand posted:

Did this Justice Obama meme come from Hillary herself or something else?

Hillary it was a joke

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Rubio is right about that one

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
I want to be Sweden

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

A SOCIALIST

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Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

"President of Sweden" - SWEDEN IS A MONARCHY YOU IDIOT.

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