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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Iowa Debate on Fox News. Jan 28. 7pm & 9pm. Stumped Trump Edition
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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
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Jeb! Bush
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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

 BENGAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZIIIII

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 the owns! the owns!

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I wish that America was more like Sweden, a country where people have free health care and aren't being murdered by guns by the thousands, yes.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 gently caress Marco is gonna be their nominee, isn't he?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
BENGHAZI! DRINK!

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 Worst case scenario: we become the hellhole known as Sweden

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr Jaunts posted:

Doesn't Rubio go to like, 8 different churches?

Hey man it's only 3 different ones, of Mormon, Protestant, and Catholic faith...all very similar really...

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Rubio is right about that one

Yeah, he just doesn't realize in what way.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 emails and benghazi, this could be a winner

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potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
gently caress rubio, rip vilerat

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
BRIDGEGATE BRIDGEGATE BRIDGEGATE BRIDGEGATE

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


 :siren: :siren: BENGHAZI :siren: :siren:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 CHris I'M REALLY REALLY FAT

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
 unless the lie is about wmds

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE BUSH

OldSenileGuy posted:

There's only one Saviour, and it's not Marco Rubio.







It's Donald Trump.
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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
The second Rubio said the words "Bernie Sanders" the Fox feed cut out

His very name jinxes Fox

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
GW BRIDGE QUESTION FOR THE FAT MAN

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Rubio is such a loving sniveling weasel man. gently caress you, you sucio-rear end race traitor

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DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Rubio is right about that one

Not really, Sweden does not elect a President.

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Aw poo poo Trump made the right goddamn decision man

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Bridgegate has been deployed, USS Christie's damage control crews on high alert.

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disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


 I SEE NOTHINGGG

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
NJ sucks and you suck - a NJ resident

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



 Why do Republicans hate Sweden? It's a country of mostly white people.

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BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
 Christie still chilling on his arm and trying to look cute for the voters.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Marco deflecting to Jesus after Jeb! says he's going to beat Hillary. :laffo:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I knew nothing. NAAA SSII NNNGGGGGGG" ~ Chris Christie

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 Chris Christie: "it's not my fault, I had no idea what was going on in my administration"

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Did you guys know Christie was a Federal Prosecutor?

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

memy posted:

Jesus Christ should be the nominee

The anti-capitalist vagrant who gives out free food, gets people drunk at parties, touches lepers, and hangs out with 12 unmarried dudes?

Gross, no thanks. This is America, not Sweden.

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SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
 Can I get TLDR of Bridgegate? Ive heard about it before but kinda unsure about what it was all about.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Oh Chris, you almost sound like you believe yourself.

Almost.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Christie gonna lock Hillary up himself!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
chris christie obvious had a focus group that responded well to "prosecute clinton"

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Christie "I knew nothing... that's what you expect from a leader."

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is he chocking on his own tounge

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
He knows the president can't prosecute right

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
vote for me because I will put Hillary in jail

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