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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Abel Wingnut posted:

so trump >>>>>>>>> christie >>>>> who cares >>>>> rubio >>>> cruz

right?

Pretty loving much.


WHich mean Hillary wins.

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

disjoe posted:

Reminder that "something you've never seen before" was literally just playing politicians' statements back to them

Isn't that, along with follow up questions, what got CNBC in trouble?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/Philip_Elliott/status/692909986905608192

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

thethreeman posted:

actually shocking how similar christie's defense of bridgegate "there were 3 investigations that found nothing" is to hillary's defense of benghazi... did nobody in the audience notice that?

They're both lawyers - they present the facts that suit them best

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

SpRahl posted:

Can I get TLDR of Bridgegate? Ive heard about it before but kinda unsure about what it was all about.

Christie wanted endorsements from democratic mayors to show he was a bipartisan leader. One mayor didn't, and his town was right off the bridge, so Christie aides closed lanes on the GWB to create a traffic jam there.

That's about it afaik

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren:

DRUDGE POLL IS LIVE

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

They're both lawyers - they present the facts that suit them best

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i miss the daily show-style video clips

bring it back please

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Vile posted:

:siren:

DRUDGE POLL IS LIVE



Excuse me, someone appears to be missing from this poll. By the way, are you interested in perhaps killing the car tax???

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I *love* Chris Wallce's new haircut, by the way.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Did they just ask if Cruz is going to hell?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Ted Cruz isn't going to heaven. boom

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



JEB!: dulce de lecher

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Shut up, John. You suck.

A Concerned Ohioan.

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

MothraAttack posted:

Lol tedcruz.com has been hacked

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kasich losing the audience here with comments about prisoner rehabilitation and treatment of the mentally ill.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
nobody caressssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CBJSprague24 posted:

Shut up, John. You suck.

A Concerned Ohioan.

And he's, in my opinion, the best of the loving worst.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

CBJSprague24 posted:

Shut up, John. You suck.

A Concerned Ohioan.

Still the most human on stage

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



John Kasich coming out with some reasonable policy, ergo forfeiting his candidacy.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Kasich can go to loving hell

he's closing developmental centers he doesn't give a single loving poo poo about people in need

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Kasich losing the audience here with comments about prisoner rehabilitation and treatment of the mentally ill.

:bernin:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SpRahl posted:

Can I get TLDR of Bridgegate? Ive heard about it before but kinda unsure about what it was all about.

In retaliation for not supporting him, Christies administration shut down 2 lanes on a bridge. Because of that traffic was insane, medical service couldn't get across it and people died. Christie claims he had no knowledge and fired the people behind it.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Oil! posted:

Isn't that, along with follow up questions, what got CNBC in trouble?

It was a confluence of issues.

But remember, during the CNBC debate they read the statements back to them rather than played video. That's a massive difference, because the optics of the former make it easier for viewers to believe that CNBC was staging a political stunt.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
tepid applause for helping the mentally ill

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Kasich about to turn and have an intervention with Jeb! about his mental health.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trabisnikof posted:

Still the most human on stage

This

WHich is why he will NEVER get the nom

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
A single phrase by Kasich will stand as the only authentically Christian statement in the debate.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
KAISCH.

NO.

THE RIGHT ANSWER WAS TO JUST WINK AND SAY, "JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED."

However, that was a legit good response, which is why he will never get the Republican nomination.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

gently caress YOU KASICH

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Pretty rowdy crowd really shut the gently caress up when Kasich started talking about helping the poor and mentally ill.

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
I need video of the "show two clips of candidate saying opposite things" stat

At least the Rubio /Cruz stuff from the sound of it.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
I swear Kasich is subtly picking up a New England accent

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
Kasich comes the closest to passing the Voight-Kampff Test. He'd still fail.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Execute Kim Davis

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God Kim Davis :negative:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Kasich, would you say that everyone has the... Right to Rise?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
KIM

DAVIS

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
The audience interest keeps falling to new lows. Kasich got two small claps. Two.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

spoon0042 posted:

tepid applause for helping the mentally ill

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