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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

MadJackal posted:

Troll vote made, God bless America.

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disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Oil! posted:

It's been like that for months, if not years.

He can't get that changed?

The internet is a weird place.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

destroy isis and move on to do it again with the next isis in five years after weve continued loving with the middle east like retards

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/692914144790614018

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

This debate is really highlighting what a straight shooter Trump is. One thing I love about him is that he generally says "IF I become president", not "When I become president", which comes across like such a limp dick power play from the guys who have no chance of winning.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

This by far the least-fun debate of the season

I dunno, the video clip ambushes were pretty amazing.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

WampaLord posted:

I dunno, the video clip ambushes were pretty amazing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

blue squares posted:

This by far the least-fun debate of the season

I disagree.

I think the Fox moderators have flat out STUCK it to the people on stage and I LOVE IT!

Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:

MadJackal posted:

Troll vote made, God bless America.

I voted honestly and in clear conscience that Trump won this debate by a mile. What a loving circus.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

disjoe posted:

Guys, go to Tedcruz.com

I'm not loving around, visit the website

haha what is this?

e: wait so he got tedcruz.org but not tedcruz.com?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

WampaLord posted:

I dunno, the video clip ambushes were pretty amazing.

What were those? I just tuned in.

Toothy
Jan 30, 2006

There's treasure everywhere!
Ok folks, turn on your computer, open up internet explorer, type in your email window w w w dot google dot com

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

now looking forward to learning Russian if one of these idiots get elected

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

a cop posted:

What were those? I just tuned in.

They literally pulled out Daily Show-style video clips of Rubio and Cruz saying something contrary to what they've always claimed.

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008

Toothy posted:

Ok folks, turn on your computer, open up internet explorer, type in your email window w w w dot google dot com

Huh so much better than dogpile

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


This is almost what this election was like

God bless Donald J Trump for saving us from this tedium

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Is meagan kelly even there???

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

go to aol keyword Jeb!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

now looking forward to learning Russian if one of these idiots get elected

We would crush Russia. It would be very bad for everyone involved, but if you survived you could go on speakin' American

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
No Trump makes Fox go something something...

Go search "GOP debate" on google.
Vote Trump.
Vote Trump again using other google account.

If Trump wins that vote tomorrow his ego will grow another size or two.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Debate report: They're hitting Cruz almost as hard as I hoped they would about being a loving slimeweasel. Rubio and Kasich doing good. Nothing else notable.

Trumpenberg report: If nationalism were alcohol, a normal candidate's rally would be beer, a normal Trump rally would be whiskey, and what happened tonight would be everclear. I have never, in my life, seen a group of people that high on patriotism. It was ten Fourth of Julys at once. He brought out real wounded vets with real stories who were fairly good public speakers, and Santorum and Huckabee were vaguely nervous about being there but still praising Trump for being a big enough man to invite them.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Rubio doesn't know anything about Shia Islam :/

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Worth a chuckle.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

a cop posted:

Is meagan kelly even there???

She burned Rubio down earlier which was plenty for me.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Another paul question? Poor ted.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
oh god they are trying to drag up lewinsky again

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a cop posted:

Is meagan kelly even there???

He. He. He. She's there.

:quagmire:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Is it poo poo on Clinton time? Oh right, it's all the time!

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Go gently caress yourself Rand

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Monica Lewinsky!?! :stare:

Toothy
Jan 30, 2006

There's treasure everywhere!

TEAYCHES posted:

go to aol keyword Jeb!

poo poo I'm out of free hours

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Wow this crowd is fervently anti-blowjob. drat.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Bull loving poo poo, CEOs bang interns all the time.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
CEOs have done exactly that and paid off the intern.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
"I'm not blaming hilary for this but I'm just saying it's hilary's fault"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

:lol: I want to live in Rand Paul's reality

edit: wait no

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
What kind of feminist isn't in favour of bringing back shunning to our society?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
hey I've got this great idea, let's impeach Bill again

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea Rand, we ALWAYS shun CEOs who get dome from interns on the downlow

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