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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



You were almost a single parent. What a loving trooper.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gently caress YOU JEB BUSH!

- A Floridian

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i'mjebanditalkfast

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

WampaLord posted:

He's going to be the GOP nominee. gently caress this country.

DUHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


In 40 years we're going to have candidates saying "I remember sitting in geometry class when Principal Flemberton came over the intercom and told us that a plane had hit the towers"

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
"My wife didn't die on 9/11. So let me tell you about it a million times." -- Chris Christie

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

he will defeat hillary clinton in november... ya thats the kind of poo poo the oracle of delphi tells you when your opponent is bernie sanders

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CARSON USED SLEEPING POWDER!

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I can't help but laugh at Carson. He's such a cartoon.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Carson loving just talk you oval office!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
To best confront terrorism, you need someone like me who is thoroughly terrified.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

poo poo I missed the entirety of Jeb!s statement. Anything good?


AND loving LOL CARSON READS THE PREAMBLE

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

BWV posted:

so christie will govern inspired by the fear of losing his wife?

worked for diamond joe






:smith:

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


hahahah what is happening

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
jeb choking up over the death of his campaign

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Jeb stutters prominently when speaking the phrase "I will make you proud."

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Carson falling asleep mid-Constitution

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
I'm going to be honest guys, I don't think any of these bozos on stage are going to win.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
lmfao

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

please


please think of the founding fathers

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Jeb has lost a noticeable amount of weight. gently caress Corn, gently caress carbs

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
HOLY poo poo HE IS JUST RECITING THE loving PREAMBLE?!

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ben carson just memorized this last night

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is somebody doing the vacuuming in the background during Carson's speech?

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Oh my god what is carson doing, I'm actually laughing out loud

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Is he really just going to read the Preamble as his closing statement

wtf

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Carson running out the clock

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

I will *gulp* make you proud - JEB!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hahahaha are you fuckin serious ben

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



I hope Carson keeps reading to the 3/5ths Compromise

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
no way

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Government out of my posterity!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ok ben

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


wtf carson lol

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Does anyone care about Ben Carson?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
lol WTF was that carson

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
hahahaa oh my loving god

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
....tranquility

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did he even say that correctly??

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