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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Vile posted:

I think he is confusing tidal power wit hydro electric



you cant explain that!

aww poo poo.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Hi I'm Ben Carson and I'm gonna quote the Constitution at you I guess

Toothy
Jan 30, 2006

There's treasure everywhere!
please dont forget the line please dont forget the line please dont forget the line please dont forget the line

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


gently caress off about god rubio

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Well that's probably a lot easier than actually writing and practicing a closing statement.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
THE BIBLE COMMANDS!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im crying

im dead

send help

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


who knew the preamble ended with 'enough said'

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

I like Carson for how transparent his run is

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
OBAMA KILLED THE LIGHT OF JESUS

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Doctor Butts posted:

please


please think of the founding fathers

Think of how they literally thought I was a lesser person

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
The light grows dim. Dark. BLAAAAACK

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I guess you can say Obama made us darker as a nation huh Marco

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Carson must have smoked up at the last break.

Carl Killer Miller
Apr 28, 2007

This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:


disjoe posted:

I had to confront the possibility of being a single parent.

...

I mean, I didn't have to deal with that poo poo, but still.

I mean wow that would have been a real hum-dinger now that you mention it

*scratches chin, gazes thoughtfully*

whoa, yeah I guess stuff with the kids would be pretty different

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
"what happens here in Iowa is so important." -nobody ever

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

VOTE TRUMP

HE WON. YOU KNOW IT



TRUMPIMUS MAXIMUS BLESSES YOU

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE, TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
ben carson falls into stasis and is hauled out of the debate hall on a hand truck

Carl Killer Miller
Apr 28, 2007

This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:


SirKibbles posted:

Think of how they literally thought I was a lesser person

More than half, though

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

we're worried the future of our children

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

VOTE TRUMP

HE WON. YOU KNOW IT



TRUMPIMUS MAXIMUS BLESSES YOU

I like the other picture better

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

After a night of Carson reading Wikipedia answers he plagiarizes his final statement.

And Rubio gives a half assed sermon.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



WHO YA GONNA CALL

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
kill yourself ted cruz

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
carson continues to be the kid that forgot to do his essay so he just copies large sections of the textbook verbatim and hopes no one notices

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Combed Thunderclap posted:

I hope Carson keeps reading to the 3/5ths Compromise

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Did Rubio come up with "New American Century" himself, god it's so awful

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Ted Cruz without a doubt still the shittiest motherfucker up there

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

who do you know that will kill the terrorists?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Thought you gave up on defending marrage

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

KILL TERRORISTS

REPEAL AMNESTY

PRAY ON IT

GIVE ME YOUR CAUCUS!

VOTE TRUMP!

Yudo
May 15, 2003

did rubio suggest that obama kill god?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
so the light is going to shine out of the world's rear end in a top hat

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

triple sulk posted:

did he even say that correctly??
He did not.
He said "benefits of Liberty" (it's "blessings").

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

WHO WILL KILL THE TERRORIST?

Rejected lines from Juvenal Satire 6

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Caucus me, baby

Caucus me good

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I hope they all, except for Kasich, Paul and Carson, Kill themselves.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
well that was godawful

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Oh boy more Cruz just what I want

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