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There's not even a war on good god why the gently caress would anyone entertain the thought of joining the army. Being in during the war was poo poo, I'd probably have blown my brains out in peacetime.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:08
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Seriously, the biggest potential fringe benefit is off the table. Your odds of killing some hajj or wedding guests were never very high even in the right MOS, but you could at least dream. Now everything is relatively peaceful and horrible.
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Jan 28, 2016 14:36
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Mustang posted:Been wearing these Multicam FR ACU's or whatever they're called in the field recently, seems like a superior uniform to the new OCP's. Wonder why the Army didn't just pick this uniform to replace the ACU's. Flame resistant and also seems pretty good at repelling water, better than the material used for ACU's/OCP's anyway. They're comfortable as gently caress too, like wearing pajamas. FR ACUs own once they're broken in. The problem is they cost almost $200 a set and fade really quickly. I'm going to wear my multicam FR uniforms until the wear out date.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:02
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Justin Tyme posted:I've always been of the opinion that the "you'll never make it in the real world!" types are exactly the types of people who stay in the army anyway because they're so loving functionally retarded they actually couldn't make it in the real world. How the gently caress does any enlisted person look around at range control/CIF/access control point guards, knowing they are all retired SGMs doing stupid government bitchwork making a pittance for how much time they have given to the Army, and decide that they wouldn't mind staying in and turning out like that some day? The redneck retard who got jail time for killing some dogs and was supposedly suffering from TBI (I'm pretty sure he was already just loving retarded) told me that poo poo. Word for word "you'll never make it on the outside". Suck my dick from the back you slack jawed loving moron.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:39
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:the corps of cadets is for fags It's ROTC for people who think ROTC doesn't have enough rules
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Jan 28, 2016 18:06
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Justin Tyme posted:I've always been of the opinion that the "you'll never make it in the real world!" types are exactly the types of people who stay in the army anyway because they're so loving functionally retarded they actually couldn't make it in the real world. How the gently caress does any enlisted person look around at range control/CIF/access control point guards, knowing they are all retired SGMs doing stupid government bitchwork making a pittance for how much time they have given to the Army, and decide that they wouldn't mind staying in and turning out like that some day? They dig themselves into a deep hole that a steady and safe check, no matter how small, painful, and miserable the existence that brings it, becomes necessary to keep them a float. They rid themselves of the chance to take a chance to make it in the real world by marrying subpar women, having any and too many children, and failing to understand what basic finance and meaningful personal development are. Delayed gratification is a foreign concept to these people. Pierre Bourdieu couldn't have been more right. Almost every senior NCO I know fits the bill. They forced themselves to stay in with the decisions they made.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:15
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Yup. I was told that pretty much by my command at every unit despite being in a job that requires a Gt of 110 or more. Like dude. I'm smart. I can figure it out. Or do you mean make it like, to 3rd base? Cause I'm gonna just rely on her bad decisions and not mine there.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:44
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All of which leads to the idea of these individuals now being responsible for their own retirement planning the darkest form of comedy.
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Jan 28, 2016 22:52
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Joe is gonna be pissed if this is against regs. http://www.theonion.com/article/nicoderm-introduces-new-nicotine-eye-patch-52243
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Jan 28, 2016 23:55
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Soulex posted:being in a job that requires a Gt of 110 or more. Look at this lifer
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Jan 29, 2016 01:45
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The Slithery D posted:Joe is gonna be pissed if this is against regs. So what if I use the phantom cigar while wearing this?
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Jan 29, 2016 02:48
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Obstacle2 posted:Look at this lifer poo poo bitch
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Jan 29, 2016 04:00
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The national guard turned me into the sex beast that I am now, lost a bunch of weight in basic training and actually started having motivation and went from being a WoW playing piece of poo poo to now a pretty full functioning retard. I got to go to Iraq and shoot people of different color and got a masters degree out of the whole thing. gently caress, if my Marine packet gets rejected I may just go guard OCS because I love dicks shoved deep into my butt one weekend a month 2 weeks in the summer.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:36
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MurderBot posted:one weekend a month 2 weeks in the summer. lol they want to like double this
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Jan 29, 2016 06:25
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Soulex posted:poo poo bitch was this you? https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/434vxq/gt_score_of_118_what_are_my_options/
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Jan 29, 2016 07:03
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That subreddit is a goldmine. 
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Jan 29, 2016 07:09
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McNally posted:lol they want to like double this I laughed so hard when i first heard about it gently caress the army so much
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Jan 29, 2016 07:51
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Obstacle2 posted:was this you? This is amazing!
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Jan 29, 2016 08:22
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kill everyone on /r/army
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Mike-o posted:kill everyone 
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Jan 29, 2016 08:45
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I laughed so hard when i first heard about it Yeah if you're any kind of officer or senior NCO it's a lot more of a time commitment.
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Jan 29, 2016 13:09
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loving omg lol, doubling drill weekends and month long AT'S is stupid as gently caress, even for higher up enlisted/officers. I guess that means the paychecks that they can't submit because the "state is broke" will take 6 months instead of 4 months. It sounds like the marines are doing something better, el oh el Hail satan
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Jan 29, 2016 16:35
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Well HRC still hasn't booted me. I sent the chapter paperwork back 9 months ago and hit my automatic out a month ago. I wonder whose inbox I'm sitting at the bottom of 
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Jan 30, 2016 00:06
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Obstacle2 posted:was this you? quote:I got an 8k bonus for 11x, only because I was ready to ship at the earliest available date. It was a complete surprise to my recruiter that it was even available lol
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Jan 30, 2016 02:02
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15k bonus for 94A and 10k bonus for slot then while in AIT Idaho NG restructured and I had to reclass after graduation so they recouped both bonus payments anyway.
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Jan 30, 2016 03:05
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White Chocolate posted:Has anyone taken the DLPT test? They are offering for me to take it and go for some refreshers and it's like an extra 200-400 on top of drill pay so I was going to take it... in french and spanish and later on, german. check this brother man I've taken that DLPT three (3) times. what cha wanna know?
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Jan 30, 2016 04:53
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Lol those redditors queermos are one step removed from those ranger forums calling each other "ranger tim" and "ranger mike" they're so stuck up their own asses, suck a dick fuckers
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Jan 30, 2016 04:58
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Justin Tyme posted:Lol those redditors queermos are one step removed from those ranger forums calling each other "ranger tim" and "ranger mike" they're so stuck up their own asses, suck a dick fuckers Kindly go gently caress yourself. v/r Ranger Bear
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Jan 30, 2016 05:51
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I got 16k for 89B and 12k of that was a fast ship bonus. Thank you for the surge.
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Jan 30, 2016 08:16
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Soulex posted:Thank you for the surge. 2006-2008 must have been a hell of a time to be a recruiter.
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Jan 30, 2016 08:17
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:2006-2008 must have been a hell of a time to be a recruiter. For my recruiter yes. Went to MePS 6 times and took me about 5-6 months to get in.
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Jan 30, 2016 08:29
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Soulex posted:I got 16k for 89B and 12k of that was a fast ship bonus. thats only another 2 grand a year if you really think about it
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Jan 30, 2016 18:41
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This has been all over my facebook - Someone wore his ASUs walking down the red carpet at the AVN awards http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/army-sgt-anthony-berg-and-adult-film-actress-mercedes-news-photo/506776320 with best response 
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Jan 30, 2016 21:21
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Of course he is enlisted. Of course he's a weird looking idiot.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:27
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sky shark posted:This has been all over my facebook - Someone wore his ASUs walking down the red carpet at the AVN awards Are they married to each other? I definitely see a ring on that dude. I suppose only an enlisted man's wife would be completely fine with her husband going to the AVN's with a huge titted porn star.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:27
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From what I understand, he's married, but not to her.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:34
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sky shark posted:From what I understand, he's married, but not to her. Like that's ever stopped an enlistedman before.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:41
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Like that's ever stopped an armyman before.
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So I suppose this is gonna be the current trends: -Marines will continue to ask out celebs to the Marine Corp Ball -Army will be asked to the AVN awards by porn stars Now I suppose we just wait on the Navy, Coast Guard and the Airforce to drum up something and we'll go full circle
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