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theflyingorc posted:"The government can't control me" and "I want to sleep with teenagers" have about the highest correlation of anything ever
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MariusLecter posted:
Add "The terms 'PC/SJW' used unironically" for the Reddit trifecta.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:33 |
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Smythe posted:theres a whole block near my apartment of hair salon, armenian clothing store, and barren liquor store that have been there for years and ive never seen anyone in any of the stores who doesnt 'work' there. must be some sort of front. when i moved in, there was a pizza shop across the street that had a guy working there who would read the paper all day and served no pizza. you could order it, and hed put a tombstone in the oven. it was pretty epic. Sagebrush posted:i went to an italian restaurant like that once. just hungry and it was there, walked in, zero customers, a couple of guys at the back, lady at the counter, tons of empty tables. we sat down and ordered and they made the food and brought it out, very home style, not fancy but still hearty. like eating in someone's living room. really good service, they kept coming by, but clearly not something they did every day b/c they seemed unpracticed at it. Smythe posted:the old "tv repair shop" with an old armenian dude who chain smoked epically huge stogies nonstop and had a nonstop train of black escalades and mercedes and poo poo pulling up and swaggering in to chat with the "tv repair man" moved out a few months ago and a head shop replaced it with a new guy and they sell some p deece stoges for low price and also take credit whcih is ftw cept they charge me 75 cents to use credit. whcih is bull poo poo. fuckers. overall a much better front business b/c i can actually use it Smythe posted:it might sounds like im racist against armenians or whatever but im not. i just live among them. and i love them. their sexy women. raven haired bae... and their epic drinking and smoking. and their sexy women with big rear end + racks. FTW. good culture Smythe posted:one time they closed the street my apartment is on and i had to get escorted by the cops to get inside of it and there were choppers and poo poo everywhere and 999999 cop cars. so once i got inside i was watching the show right drinking some b33rs with my nieghbors (we live in a gringo fortress) and so wes watching and then the cops lead like 40 whores in their underwear out from the building. drat. all those years of next door whores and i never knew it. talk about a missed opportunity.
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I Am Crake posted:So at first we took screenshots of video and captioned them. Now that absolutely ridiculous trend has gotten to the point where we turn those pictures in to full length WEBM's without audio. Reminds me of watching my grandmother lose her sense of self and dignity through Alzheimers.
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There used to be a nail salon among the main-street shops near where I live, until one day I walk by on my way to the train station and see there's a big white notice stuck to the front door. It was a legal notice of them being shut down and investigated on account of being a brothel. I live in a nice upscale neighbourhood too, so it was a real moment.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 03:21 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I remember back when mod challenges used to mean something... In the CineD Batman v Superman thread, goon Baron Bifford failed a mod challenge and requested a multi-year probation instead of getting banned. He left CineD with this gem: Baron Bifford posted:Every gangster that Dredd kills is a cycle of violence ended.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 07:22 |
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4105 days? Isn't that like, 11 years? Pretty sure Lowtax will burn these forums down for the insurance money long before 2027.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 09:32 |
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That's the point, the option exists as basically a funnier permaban.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 09:38 |
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I think it was also used when A GLISTENING HODOR was probated for 1 year, since it's the only probation that's longer than a month.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 09:51 |
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When did 11-year probes become a thing anyway? I mean if early enough, some of those could be running out by now.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:When did 11-year probes become a thing anyway? I mean if early enough, some of those could be running out by now. IIRC some have already completed. I wonder if those people continued to lurk or get different accounts, or if they've by now forgotten the forums entirely and are leading productive and good lives.
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AlphaKretin posted:That's the point, the option exists as basically a funnier permaban. It's also so some of them are at least allowed to keep reading/bookmarking threads despite not being allowed to post.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:29 |
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I had an ex that made me wear a fedora
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:31 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora Mods please change this posters name to Fedora Crowned tia
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:53 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora kinky
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:55 |
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I roleplay as an mra redditor while my gf plays a casual fake geek girl and steps on my balls.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:59 |
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anthonypants posted:someone hacked the fraternal order of police website, fop.net and released a bunch of personal information. a lot of these cop forums require you to prove that you're really a cop before they let you in, so depending on what got released it could be really good material for identity theft fishmech posted:finally, we found where you have to say if you're a cop
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:00 |
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Fishmech actually made a clever post? Holy loving poo poo!?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 16:46 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Fishmech actually made a clever post? Holy loving poo poo!? Oh good, I'm not the only one with this reaction. Although I thought he was Nintendo Kid these days so who knows if that's the final boss of arguing on the internet or not.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:15 |
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VanSandman posted:Oh good, I'm not the only one with this reaction.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:21 |
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MrMoo posted:Go Joanna! Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:can't wait for some connector in the belt to short out and engulf the wearer in an explosive ring of fire and metal shards theflyingorc posted:belt only goes to 44 inch waist, cutting out a huge potential market Syncopated posted:can we get a bottle opener on the belt please Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:*sidles up to woman at a bar, grabs fresh beer bottle from her hand*
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:00 |
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Kenny Logins posted:Fishmech isn't a forums poster, it's a serious psychological condition. Actually, that's fishmech's monster.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:09 |
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Subjunctive posted:Actually, that's fishmech's monster. wisdom, hoever, is knowing that fishmech IS the monster qed
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:15 |
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Enourmo posted:wisdom, hoever, is knowing that fishmech IS the monster It's actually pronounced "fishmeeck"
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:23 |
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Mad Monk posted:Blue tarp man, blue tarp man
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:35 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"I need my gun so I can fight the evil gubinmint!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:40 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:59 |
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This'n was good too actuallyanthonypants posted:this reminds me i bought netanya.hu and have no idea what to do with it Subjunctive posted:squat some Palestinian domains and set up redirects?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:07 |
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theflyingorc posted:Tarp man!
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Jolly Corndog posted:
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 21:44 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora Not that weird, a lot of people get off on humiliation.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:06 |
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Shugojin posted:you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain Ahahaha this being the quotes thread, you can't just drop this on us and not come forth with the comedy
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:07 |
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Shugojin posted:you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain Man, it's true what they say about stuff on the internet following you around forever.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:20 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
Hate is a powerful motivator my friend. And we all have an enemy.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:22 |
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Shugojin posted:you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:30 |
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Shugojin posted:you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain Goodamit I got blue balls here. For content the Bundy thread continues to deliver. VikingSkull posted:All Quiet on the Northwestern Tarp ryonguy has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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ryonguy posted:For content the Bundy thread continues to deliver. Walmartyrs is a good pun
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:01 |
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:Firstly I wish to discuss the Definition of Music; and argue that Singing can not be considered True Music (Fundamental Music). Music is defined as a melody performed in precise and beautiful Harmonies with Musical Purity dependent upon Precise Notation; the Human Vocal Chord is too inefficient an Instrument for Singing to be truly precise in the Mathematical Fashion of Divine Instrumentation. I would argue that Singing is a subcategory of Poetry (the construction of Verse [Selective Word Arrangements]) that focuses on Rhythm and Modulation; under the current definition Performance Poetry before an Audience would also be categorised as Singing. Therefore only pure Instrumentation devoid of Voice and other Imprecise Instruments can be considered True Music. I propose that Post Modern Radio develop Frequencies (radio wave segment) devoted entirely to True Music that is not Classical Orchestral; that encompasses Numerous Genres; that is nevertheless clean from Voices; and thus pleasing to those such as My Self; who have a Sensitivity to Imprecise Instrumentation and thus choose only to listen to True Music; yet find Classical Orchestral to lack Excitement.
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This guy missed the chance to name himself Enhydra Luteris
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