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Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Doesn't believe in violence, owns a gun and a punching bag

Enjoys shooting and punching inanimate objects, doesn't enjoy shooting or punching people.

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Guavanaut posted:

Enjoys shooting and punching inanimate objects, doesn't enjoy shooting or punching people.

Yeah, Buddhists have a long history of martial arts and poo poo.

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Doesn't believe in violence, owns a gun and a punching bag

Where on Earth did you get that idea from? Ever heard of Myanmar or Burma?

Heck , the Buddhists in Sri Lanka were murdering the Muslims there recently.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:42

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

Where on Earth did you get that idea from? Ever heard of Myanmar or Burma?

Probably from where he literally said "I don�t believe in violence." And yes, I have heard of Myanmar.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:46

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Probably from where he literally said "I don�t believe in violence." And yes, I have heard of Myanmar.

Oh. I was so pissed at that AK with the ugly, mis-matched wood/plastic parts that I didn't notice.

Kalashnikov just got approval to build a factory in Florida. So, some new guns for everybody!

# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:04

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

spacetoaster posted:

Oh. I was so pissed at that AK with the ugly, mis-matched wood/plastic parts that I didn't notice.

Kalashnikov just got approval to build a factory in Florida. So, some new guns for everybody!

I know right? And that scope attachment. :barf:

At least get a dog leg you piece of poo poo.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:21

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Probably from where he literally said "I don�t believe in violence." And yes, I have heard of Myanmar.

I guess either the 'against living beings' is implied, or he believes it isn't violence because it doesn't have a victim, like the difference between kicking a puppy and kicking a ball.
Either way, whatever.

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# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:25

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Uncle Enzo posted:

Ha. This is only a few miles from me.

She's getting charged with 3rd degree assault. Good.

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# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:00

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

MariusLecter posted:

I know right? And that scope attachment.
At least get a dog leg you piece of poo poo.

dakka, dakka, dakka. :tfrxmas:

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:04

StickySweater: Feb 7, 2008

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quote:

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And finally, a metaphor for the US economy:

StickySweater fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jan 28, 2016

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Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

# ? Jan 29, 2016 00:21

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

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MsJoelBoxer: Aug 31, 2004; Your judicial opinions hypnotize me.

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Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Trabisnikof posted:

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# ? Jan 29, 2016 04:53

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/692870108910219265/video/1

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Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

We need more Star Wars

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jan 29, 2016

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Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

Crowsbeak posted:

We need more Stare Wars

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Killer robot posted:

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

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Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

The revolution gets terrible gas mileage.

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SyHopeful: Jun 24, 2007; May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Kro-Bar posted:

The revolution gets terrible gas mileage.

tbf C5 Corvettes have been known to squeak out 30mpg highway with a manual transmission

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:49

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SyHopeful posted:

tbf C5 Corvettes have been known to squeak out 30mpg highway with a manual transmission

Only if you hypermile like a motherfucker.
Anything past quarter or so throttle and goodbye mileage.

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Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jan 29, 2016

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Octatonic: Sep 7, 2010

-Zydeco- posted:

Blatantly stolen from the Right Wing Media thread, but something that so perfectly encapsulates the news aught to go here too.

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C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

Gazpacho posted:

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System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Europe has now a most wanted list as well, complete with broken English when you click on the mugshots

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Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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spacetoaster posted:

If you want an even better one, try Fags In Sweden Together:

# ? Jan 29, 2016 21:08

Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

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crowoutofcontext: Nov 12, 2006

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Yessod: Mar 21, 2007

https://twitter.com/MichaelRWarren/status/692879541572751361

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Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Yessod posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelRWarren/status/692879541572751361

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvBnP9t0gTg

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:57

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Klaus88 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvBnP9t0gTg

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# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:07

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Brannock posted:

We're actually in a time loop that started in 2008 and we can't escape until Hillary is elected.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:13

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Vox posted:

Trump managed to pull off an aikido-esque move wherein he redirected Fox News's firepower away from himself and onto Cruz. And it worked as well as he could've possibly imagined. He's really, really good at this game.

http://i.imgur.com/ZzojWv3.gifv

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