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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

altho I wouldn't rule out a bug w/ the terrible 219.css that IE11 tolerates but edge does not.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:19

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

hahaha there's a word filter that changes 'xbone' to xbone

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:33

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

xbone lol

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:35

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

why is awful app for Microsoft phone green and unreadable?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:44

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

idk one of them is really bad and the other one is ok but has bugs. I was thinking about writing my own awful.xap for windows phones and desktops

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:53

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Shaggar posted:

idk one of them is really bad and the other one is ok but has bugs. I was thinking about writing my own awful.xap for windows phones and desktops

do it shaggs

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:10

treasure bear: Dec 10, 2012

windows store, home of multiple bad unofficial apps

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:13

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

hahaha there's a word filter that changes 'xbone' to xbone

zdr has been going ham on the filters the past couple days

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:13

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

graph posted:

zdr has been going ham on the filters the past couple days

User was banned for this post yeah

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:23

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

graph posted:

zdr has been going ham on the filters the past couple days

IIRC they're really good at slowing the forums down

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:32

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

graph posted:

zdr has been going ham on the filters the past couple days

tell him to turn that poo poo off for yospos

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

make a yospos filter so all posts are one of

- same
- its u
- dsyp
- agreed, idiot hell fucker
- i like how

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:44

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

The Management posted:

tell him to turn that poo poo off for yospos

its all or nothing

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:46

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

graph posted:

its all or nothing

lmao the forums software is garbage

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:47

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

The Management posted:

lmao the forums software is garbage

surprise!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:47

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

The Management posted:

lmao the forums software is garbage

RADIUM

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:49

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

theultimo posted:

RADIUM

titan is coming

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:51

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

qirex posted:

hahaha there's a word filter that changes 'xbone' to xbone

proof that the superior abbreviation is xb1x

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:01

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

lowtax please word filter any post with a quote in it to just say "same" underneath

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:04

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

[/quote] -> [/quote]same

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:04

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Phoenixan posted:

[//quote] -> [//quote]same

this would piss off d&d to no end

do it

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:05

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Phoenixan posted:

RE for future ref

s|[/quote].*$|[/quote]same|i;

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:27

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

can some yospos goon post a big table of all the YOS-memes and see what we get pwned for? mods? admins? hackers? valeyard?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Smythe posted:

can some yospos goon post a big table of all the YOS-memes and see what we get pwned for? mods? admins? hackers? valeyard?

idea:

- scrape all posts + metadata
- sort into "original posts", replies, & emptyquotes, keep record of which refer to which
- (optional) maybe really short OPs are treated as replies?
- treat ops and replies separately, key them based on similarity (idk some similarity hash of the string content)
- boost score on keys for every EQ
- maybe something more
- output highest scoring keys & their posts

not gonna do it tho

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:13

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

like this

Snapchat A Titty posted:

RE for future ref
code:
s|[/quote].*$|[/quote]same|i;

that isn't an emptyquote, and what if they have words in front of the quote

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:56

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

Snapchat A Titty posted:

RE for future ref

s|[\/quote].*$|[\/quote]same|i;

one of these days I'll write that plugin which not only removes posts by ignored users but also posts which quote them

# ? Jan 29, 2016 21:17

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Shaggar posted:

for whatever reason consolas doesn't work there so it falls back to whatever the default monospace font is. Still looks better than anything on ios

iirc its got exceptions for useragents so it doesn't use menlo on ios either, even though ios includes menlo.

its been a long time since i looked at it but i wrote a glimmerblocker filter to fix the font definitions and inject consolas into the css though so it worksforme on ios when i'm using my home network (and vpn)

# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:21

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

they finally dropped the new dell xps configurations here in the UK, hell to the loving yes, windows is so ownage

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbone

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 29, 2016

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:28

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Valeyard posted:

they finally dropped the new dell xps configurations here in the UK, hell to the loving yes, windows is so ownage

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbone

it applies the word filter to urls, breaking the urls

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:32

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Valeyard posted:

it applies the word filter to urls, breaking the urls

probably working as intended then im guessing?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:38

The Merkinman: Apr 22, 2007; I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

anthonypants posted:

that isn't an emptyquote, and what if they have words in front of the quote

Just do it in CSS!

code:

  td.postbody .bbc-block{position: relative}
  td.postbody .bbc-block::after{
   content:"same";
    position: absolute;
    left:-24px;
    bottom:-52px;
  }
  td.postbody .bbc-block .bbc-block::after{
    display:none;
  }

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:42

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

The Merkinman posted:

Just do it in CSS!

code:

  td.postbody .bbc-block{position: relative}
  td.postbody .bbc-block::after{
   content:"same";
    position: absolute;
    left:-24px;
    bottom:-52px;
  }
  td.postbody .bbc-block .bbc-block::after{
    display:none;
  }

no dont, thats horrible and ghastly

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:44

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Valeyard posted:

no dont, thats horrible and ghastly

so is human biology and you don't see me complaining

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:46

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

�1300 for an i7/1080p/84wHr battery, thats a lot of dosh

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:47

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/01/ea-lets-slip-lifetime-xbox-one-and-ps4-consoles-sales/

quote:

EA lets slip lifetime Xbox One and PS4 consoles sales
55 million units combined, minus Sony's 36 million, leaves 19 million for Microsoft.

lmao

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:44

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

tom brady

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:51

lampey: Mar 27, 2012

THC posted:

literally execute every superyacht owner. firing squad. no trial.

I went to school in a small town. Yacht building was the fourth biggest industry behind cranberry farming, fishing, and tourism. They were responsible for hundreds of jobs and employed something like a tenth of the town. The cheapest model was 17m, and the most popular was $50m+. No one there could ever own a yacht. Consider the town before executing the yacht owners

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:08

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

lampey posted:

I went to school in a small town. Yacht building was the fourth biggest industry behind cranberry farming, fishing, and tourism. They were responsible for hundreds of jobs and employed something like a tenth of the town. The cheapest model was 17m, and the most popular was $50m+. No one there could ever own a yacht. Consider the town before executing the yacht owners

this is the same argument that has the united states continuing to buy tanks that are immediately mothballed because we don't need tanks

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:16

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

duTrieux. posted:

this is the same argument that has the united states continuing to buy tanks that are immediately mothballed because we don't need tanks

yeah, Keynesianism

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:20

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Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

lampey posted:

I went to school in a small town. Yacht building was the fourth biggest industry behind cranberry farming, fishing, and tourism. They were responsible for hundreds of jobs and employed something like a tenth of the town. The cheapest model was 17m, and the most popular was $50m+. No one there could ever own a yacht. Consider the town before executing the yacht owners

don't give a gently caress. liquidate the yacht owner's assets and give them to the townspeople for free.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:21

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