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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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Lolie posted:

"Violent crackdown".

Well, its sorta true, on the other side

" IF THEY TRY TO STOP YOU KILL EM"

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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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https://www.twitter.com/maxoregonian/status/693240886818308096

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lol guess they wanted their cake and to wait it too (cuz they fat)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Do the bundy twerps have kids of their own? I shudder to think this line of imbeciles has gone on for this long

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





All peaceful protests involved an entire armory worth of guns right.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


cheesetriangles posted:

All peaceful protests involved an entire armory worth of guns right.

Gandhi, MLK, and Rosa Parks all carried at least three firearms at all times. If it was going to be a rough protest they brought grenades and mortars.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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https://twitter.com/WandaKTVZ/status/693243247062183936


ITS A NEW DAY, YES IT IS

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

I laughed.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

my guess is once they take over the compound. there will be more charges.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Wait fluffy unicorn what

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Looks like fry is burning the evidence. (lol)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



staberind posted:

Looks like fry is burning the evidence. (lol)

as it begins, so it ends

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

staberind posted:

Looks like fry is burning the evidence. (lol)

Is he livestreaming this???

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



heres hoping his old pal bender turns up in time to get him out of another hilarious predicament

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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Turtle Sandbox posted:

Is he livestreaming this???

trying to


and namedropped SA on NTA again

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


lemme just document destruction of evidence

that's not a crime it's freedom of something

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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LMAO Kev is showing his children MURDER

e: Daughter asked if he was Black :laugh:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
friday night Kev in full effect

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Where is the periscope or whatever they're using now?

Defend Your Base just keeps scheduling and never starting a stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQUwoVYkW3E

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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Friday NTA is amazing

Mercernaries with FBI on it :magical:

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

theultimo posted:

Friday NTA is amazing

Mercernaries with FBI on it :magical:

I just listened to this stream for the first time....what the gently caress is happening?

This is nothing but endless word salads with hardly any context. schizophrenia, the channel

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I haven't been following this and was thinking, "let's see what this whole thing is about. I'll just go back a few pages and..."

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

100% serious post:

- 2 idiots poaching on federal land try to hide the evidence by starting a fire

- to hide the evidence they started the fire, they then try to murder firefighters by making the fire bigger

- crazy gun nuts hear this and go to Oregon to stand up for the rights of poachers who attempt to kill firefighters

- the crazy gun nuts took over a federal building (a bird watching station)

- the internet coins the terms Yokel Haram, Y'all Qaeda, Yeehawdists, etc. to mock them

- Doomsday Preppers that make a living by working the land and fancying themselves to be survivalists realize they forgot to bring food to their revolution

- they begged for food on live tv

- PETA replied by sending them vegan jerky

- the internet replied by sending them dildos, a 55 gallon drum of lube, and the sugar-free gummi bears that make you poo poo yourself inside out

- not much happened for a while

- thousands of people who insist you shouldn't gently caress with them because "a revolution is coming" admit they can't attend the revolution because they have bills to pay and can't get out of work

- several guys say they'd love to help overthrow the god damned socialist government but can't because the god drat socialist government hasn't sent them their disability check yet

- 6 were arrested by police as they left the surrounded building to go get snacks

- the ringleader, Ammon Bundy, is arrested because he was invited to come meet a neighboring county's sheriff that said he was sympathetic to their cause. When he left, the world's most obvious trap was sprung.

- Tarp Dude, author of a book about a badass quickdraw gunfighter and doomsday prepper, spends his final days wondering why he didn't bring food. In a showdown with police he bumbled like Jerry Lewis trying to get his gun out of the holster and was annihilated by a slow-moving chubby state trooper.

- as of this writing 4 yeehawdists remain in Fort Dildo

- their opening negotiation with the FBI was "we'll stop breaking laws if you pardon us for breaking laws"

thank you

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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Professor of Cats posted:

I just listened to this stream for the first time....what the gently caress is happening?

This is nothing but endless word salads with hardly any context. schizophrenia, the channel

its coast to coast am for oregon standoff

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Professor of Cats posted:

I just listened to this stream for the first time....what the gently caress is happening?

This is nothing but endless word salads with hardly any context. schizophrenia, the channel

bruh, wait'll you hear the HAM radio

Blue Wher
Apr 27, 2010

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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VikingSkull posted:

bruh, wait'll you hear the HAM radio

or troll billy, it never gets old

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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Kev is such a troll

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

theultimo posted:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2700473-Militia-Fed-Court-Docs-01292016.html#document/p1

courts docs showing why there are saying in jail, basically saying they are against federal goverment and if out on bail they would just go back

Page 10 posted:

In an undated picture from an article posted to the Daily Mail website (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...redentials.html), Cavalier is shown lying in a bed with a handgun.

First thing that popped into my mind:


Wasn't too far off:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
There is no gawd but Y'allah, and Finicum (tarp be upon him) is His prophet

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com//watch?v=_lAYQLD-ZuY they are crying about trolls and ddildo's
in here

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
watchmen news is fuckin nuts lol

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
what the gently caress, I asked "is this a tarp free zone" and got banned from that too? I thought these guys were all about the first amendment.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



McStabby posted:

First thing that popped into my mind:


Wasn't too far off:

thought this was a joke post holy lmao

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
:siren:Militia HAM radio channel live:siren:

e- if you play Elite:Dangerous, the pro move is stream this in the background, it makes for a great atmosphere

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Hazo posted:

thought this was a joke post holy lmao

It's hard to decide which one is worse.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

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VikingSkull posted:

:siren:Militia HAM radio channel live:siren:

e- if you play Elite:Dangerous, the pro move is stream this in the background, it makes for a great atmosphere

:wtf: is with porky pig

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

theultimo posted:

:wtf: is with porky pig

HAM radio as a whole is hilarious, I've hosed around with emulators before and you can hear some wacky poo poo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Interweb posted:

Crossposting from the other thread in DnD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ_L9JsUsw

Slow dance man is sad

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

- Tarp Dude, author of a book about a badass quickdraw gunfighter and doomsday prepper, spends his final days wondering why he didn't bring food. In a showdown with police he bumbled like Jerry Lewis trying to get his gun out of the holster and was annihilated by a slow-moving chubby state trooper.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
live from the compound on Kevs channel

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